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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport⏩
lmfaour gonna sit there and tell me that this doesn't pull sloots on bumble?
I've had it
I've had it
07-13-2016, 01:31 AM
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strong username to age to stats to thread content to op is a ******* ratio
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what about pof ?
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being short isn't an excuse, it's about the face. and another 10/10 thread. repped.
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Originally Posted By DaveSkylark⏩
strong cope brahbeing short isn't an excuse, it's about the face. and another 10/10 thread. repped.
us manlets only have a chance if we can pull off pretty boy look (justin bieber/zac efron/one direction etc.)
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Originally Posted By sometimesmad⏩
no cope you rotter, I slay. and sloots tell me I look like nick jonas so winningstrong cope brah
us manlets only have a chance if we can pull off pretty boy look (justin bieber/zac efron/one direction etc.)
us manlets only have a chance if we can pull off pretty boy look (justin bieber/zac efron/one direction etc.)
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I wish it wasn't so glitchy. I went from 15+ selective matches a day to not having a single match in over a week. Need to delete and redo or something
07-13-2016, 01:51 AM
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Statistically, women only swipe right 14% of the time. On Bumble I would guess it's more like 5%, and then they have to message first. A few years ago it was great, but now it's just a validation tool. Especially at this point since girls now realized it's just pump and dump, where as when it first came out it was trendy and exciting. Now a Tinder hook up is like Scarlets Letter among other women. But again, there's exceptions for Chadasauras Rex
07-13-2016, 01:52 AM
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If you're in a city you get way more, was in Belfast on Sunday with my brother and I got like 10-15 matches within half an hour while he was driving. I don't think I would meet with any sloots off tinder, I know half of them would 360 walk away on me when they see I'm 5'6". I just use it to send this gif to all my matches and see their reaction to the GOAT


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Originally Posted By Tal106⏩
lol bro im 5'8 and had to delete tinder because my first tinder date was practically begging to smash ... srs. Had plenty of matches. Improve your facial aesthetics in anyway you can, already looks like your lean. Promise the height wont hurt you as bad as you thinkIf you're in a city you get way more, was in Belfast on Sunday with my brother and I got like 10-15 matches within half an hour while he was driving. I don't think I would meet with any sloots off tinder, I know half of them would 360 walk away on me when they see I'm 5'6". I just use it to send this gif to all my matches and see their reaction to the GOAT


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07-13-2016, 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted By youngarab⏩
Probably not every sloot would walk away but the whole concept of Tinder is pretty vain so I think they would. I have a photo beside my friend who is about 6ft maybe a bit under and I'm a head shorter so some might have an idea but I have got matched with some sloots with things like "if you're under 6ft dont even bother" etc. Brutal lmaolol bro im 5'8 and had to delete tinder because my first tinder date was practically begging to smash ... srs. Had plenty of matches. Improve your facial aesthetics in anyway you can, already looks like your lean. Promise the height wont hurt you as bad as you think
I'd be at least 5'8" if I didn't stunt my growth by having anorexia from 15-16 and a ****ty diet before/after that. If I could build a time machine and go back in time to when I was in hospital or before it I would beat the chit out of myself and force food down my throat
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Originally Posted By Tal106⏩
Yea but every girl has preferences. Most the girls ive been with say if the guy is taller than them than its good enough. Trust me bro. Get your confidence up. Thats already half of it.Probably not every sloot would walk away but the whole concept of Tinder is pretty vain so I think they would. I have a photo beside my friend who is about 6ft maybe a bit under and I'm a head shorter so some might have an idea but I have got matched with some sloots with things like "if you're under 6ft dont even bother" etc. Brutal lmao
I'd be at least 5'8" if I didn't stunt my growth by having anorexia from 15-16 and a ****ty diet before/after that. If I could build a time machine and go back in time to when I was in hospital or before it I would beat the chit out of myself and force food down my throat
I'd be at least 5'8" if I didn't stunt my growth by having anorexia from 15-16 and a ****ty diet before/after that. If I could build a time machine and go back in time to when I was in hospital or before it I would beat the chit out of myself and force food down my throat
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Originally Posted By youngarab⏩
Can you help me out with my tinder profile, brah?lol bro im 5'8 and had to delete tinder because my first tinder date was practically begging to smash ... srs. Had plenty of matches. Improve your facial aesthetics in anyway you can, already looks like your lean. Promise the height wont hurt you as bad as you think
Pmd you.
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Would like to use tinder to see what sort of chadettes I could pull, but if I got 0 matches or only uggers Im not sure my ego could take it.
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edit: im 5ft 8.5 (so like 5ft 9.5 or so with boots on) and never had a problem getting girls with height. I've had a few girls say that I was short/stocky, but its like an observation , its not an ew gross youre short go away. If you're decent looking enough or interesting enough I think thats enough to gain their attention. Then once you have their attention just win them over with personality, sense of humour, social value/status etc.
Also have a long term girlfriend crew.
edit: im 5ft 8.5 (so like 5ft 9.5 or so with boots on) and never had a problem getting girls with height. I've had a few girls say that I was short/stocky, but its like an observation , its not an ew gross youre short go away. If you're decent looking enough or interesting enough I think thats enough to gain their attention. Then once you have their attention just win them over with personality, sense of humour, social value/status etc.
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Originally Posted By CrocodileBrah⏩
messaged youCan you help me out with my tinder profile, brah?
Pmd you.
Pmd you.
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Originally Posted By youngarab⏩
Yeah, I've told some and they don't seem to care. I did meet up with one girl years ago and she thought I was hotter in real life which felt good mane but she was weird as fuk, I was actually a lot fatter back then too, at the peak of my 2014 bulk when I was 80kg/175lb hindenburg mode of peace.Yea but every girl has preferences. Most the girls ive been with say if the guy is taller than them than its good enough. Trust me bro. Get your confidence up. Thats already half of it.
I think I'd be happier with a gf than fukking sloots anyway, still virgin crew but I'd rather have someone I have the same interests with and not some brain dead millennial sloot. I know you're a Christian brah from your thread the other day and I'm starting to think the same way, I'm not convinced in believing in God but I'm trying to improve myself morally
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Originally Posted By LexBrah⏩
Just went on your gallery, you have nothing to worry about. Bikes are also alpha by most peoples standards, at least here where racing is popularWould like to use tinder to see what sort of chadettes I could pull, but if I got 0 matches or only uggers Im not sure my ego could take it.
Also have a long term girlfriend crew.
edit: im 5ft 8.5 (so like 5ft 9.5 or so with boots on) and never had a problem getting girls with height. I've had a few girls say that I was short/stocky, but its like an observation , its not an ew gross youre short go away. If you're decent looking enough or interesting enough I think thats enough to gain their attention. Then once you have their attention just win them over with personality, sense of humour, social value/status etc.
Also have a long term girlfriend crew.
edit: im 5ft 8.5 (so like 5ft 9.5 or so with boots on) and never had a problem getting girls with height. I've had a few girls say that I was short/stocky, but its like an observation , its not an ew gross youre short go away. If you're decent looking enough or interesting enough I think thats enough to gain their attention. Then once you have their attention just win them over with personality, sense of humour, social value/status etc.
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Originally Posted By Tal106⏩
mirin hard bro keep it up. Make sure your first girl will have the same views as you. Once you taste dat der forbidden fruit you will always want it even more than when you didnt know what it was like . Especially the cute ones bewareYeah, I've told some and they don't seem to care. I did meet up with one girl years ago and she thought I was hotter in real life which felt good mane but she was weird as fuk, I was actually a lot fatter back then too, at the peak of my 2014 bulk when I was 80kg/175lb hindenburg mode of peace.
I think I'd be happier with a gf than fukking sloots anyway, still virgin crew but I'd rather have someone I have the same interests with and not some brain dead millennial sloot. I know you're a Christian brah from your thread the other day and I'm starting to think the same way, I'm not convinced in believing in God but I'm trying to improve myself morally
I think I'd be happier with a gf than fukking sloots anyway, still virgin crew but I'd rather have someone I have the same interests with and not some brain dead millennial sloot. I know you're a Christian brah from your thread the other day and I'm starting to think the same way, I'm not convinced in believing in God but I'm trying to improve myself morally
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Originally Posted By youngarab⏩
Yeah prolly mane, I have a friend who just broke up with his gf the other day and he's in a bad way so I've just been hanging with him to keep his mind off her. He has messaged her a few times even though he read out a few texts she sent and I told him to go no contact because he has done all he can. Feels bad to see a good guy following this girl like a little dog when she pretty much said she wanted to move on, I know a lot of guys who are like thismirin hard bro keep it up. Make sure your first girl will have the same views as you. Once you taste dat der forbidden fruit you will always want it even more than when you didnt know what it was like . Especially the cute ones beware
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport⏩
I act genuinely interested in the beggening then when they get comfortable I drop sexual things here and there and if they do it first it's even better. I learned that being upfront and to the point doesn't work as wellHeight: 6'1''
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Do you even have to flirt or do u just ask for digits
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Do you even have to flirt or do u just ask for digits
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Originally Posted By CrocodileBrah⏩
go ahead bro I'm willing to check it out.OP, wanna rate my tinder profile if I pm'd you? Altho im not tall white or jacked, so its a different game out there.
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Originally Posted By Tal106⏩
Good for you.bro. yeah never underestimate the power of poosy. Some girls will just make you feel some type of way and leave a mark on you lol stay safe brother . you have a good head on your shouldersYeah prolly mane, I have a friend who just broke up with his gf the other day and he's in a bad way so I've just been hanging with him to keep his mind off her. He has messaged her a few times even though he read out a few texts she sent and I told him to go no contact because he has done all he can. Feels bad to see a good guy following this girl like a little dog when she pretty much said she wanted to move on, I know a lot of guys who are like this
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Originally Posted By youngarab⏩
True man, I can just be down on myself a lot. I tell some friends about how I feel and they dont know wtf I'm on about. I have struggled for almost 10 years mentally now but I can already see I am a better man(let) for it. We're all gonna make it senpaiGood for you.bro. yeah never underestimate the power of poosy. Some girls will just make you feel some type of way and leave a mark on you lol stay safe brother . you have a good head on your shoulders
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I'm 6'3, 260 pounds and absolutely shredded....
But look like this...

But look like this...

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Originally Posted By SageofsixPaths⏩
It's cause they're a bunch of socially awkward autists so they have no choice. Dating apps are literally for the lowest of the low. I rarely go on them and I don't rely on them to pull. If you can't pull irl, you're a loser.wish misc would stfu about dating apps
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maybe people got other goals in life to get laid? The OP and the rest of the tinder *******s are whats wrong with this world srs
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Originally Posted By Clkflynn⏩
You're not shredded. Your traps and delts and lacking. Your fat face belies a decent amount of body fat. Unless you were joking in which case, ignore.I'm 6'3, 260 pounds and absolutely shredded....
But look like this...

But look like this...

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