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07-28-2016, 11:07 PM
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-indians who wear polos, jeans, and thong flops around the gym doing dumbell curls
-Jason Genova's that look autistic as fuk and are always at the gym only working upper body and machines with nike graphic tees or fitness graphic tee's that quote "EVERY DAMN DAY JUST DO IT" or "LAZY BUT GIFTED" shirts.
-Jason Genova's that look autistic as fuk and are always at the gym only working upper body and machines with nike graphic tees or fitness graphic tee's that quote "EVERY DAMN DAY JUST DO IT" or "LAZY BUT GIFTED" shirts.
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07-28-2016, 11:10 PM
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I don't pay enough attention to the people around me to really tell who's weird or not at the gym. But there's a homeless guy that I always see in the bathroom. He just stays there for hours, pulling paper towels out of the paper towel dispenser (it's one of those automatic dispensors) one by one... for hours. I'm not sure what he does with the paper towels or why he needs so many. Maybe he sells them to his homeless buddies.... But it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in the gym
07-28-2016, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted By amikaelmorris⏩
Lol...Surely he must , do some kind of routine though ?unless he lifts at another gym too, "lift" is a relative term
saw him bench 65lbs once
saw him bench 65lbs once
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07-29-2016, 12:46 AM
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At a gym I used to train at there was a middle-aged man who looked ex-military (yoked) and his dyel teenage son that he was training. They would stand on both sides of the rack that held all of the barbells, and if I tried to grab one that the son just set down, he would say he was still using it. For a yoked looking guy I'm surprised that he wasn't teaching his son proper gym ettiqutte
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07-29-2016, 01:43 AM
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1. The gym bros
Bunch of skinny teenagers, always wearing clothes that look 2 sizes too small for them. Travel around gym in packs spotting each other. Their favourite machine is the leg press machine.
Loads 300lbs
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Goes down a quarter inch.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH" Goes back up a quarter inch.
Loads another 2 45s.
Proceeds to ask brahs to spot on both sides of the machine.
Now its not just one, but all 3 of them going "AHHHHHHHHHHH" as the spotters start turning blue helping him heave the weight a quarter of an inch 5times.
All 3 collapse panting, looking smug thinking everyone is mirin.
2.The giggling girls
Bunch of cute young girls, travelling in packs as well. Seem to think the machines are really funny. Hamstring curls. Giggle giggle. Glute machine. Giggle giggle teehee. Lat pulldown. Hee hee hohoho.
3. Creeper
Creepy middle-aged man, always sitting on the preacher curls rack. Just keeps creepily staring at people, then proceeds to do a set of curls, and continues staring for the next 10min or so.
4. The Fashionista
3/10 whale that comes in with full makeup and clothes that look like she should be in a club somewhere. Has a personal trainer, who seems to have given up on her, because she will literally go 3 bodyweight squats and says she's too tired. For the past 1 month.
Bunch of skinny teenagers, always wearing clothes that look 2 sizes too small for them. Travel around gym in packs spotting each other. Their favourite machine is the leg press machine.
Loads 300lbs
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Goes down a quarter inch.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH" Goes back up a quarter inch.
Loads another 2 45s.
Proceeds to ask brahs to spot on both sides of the machine.
Now its not just one, but all 3 of them going "AHHHHHHHHHHH" as the spotters start turning blue helping him heave the weight a quarter of an inch 5times.
All 3 collapse panting, looking smug thinking everyone is mirin.
2.The giggling girls
Bunch of cute young girls, travelling in packs as well. Seem to think the machines are really funny. Hamstring curls. Giggle giggle. Glute machine. Giggle giggle teehee. Lat pulldown. Hee hee hohoho.
3. Creeper
Creepy middle-aged man, always sitting on the preacher curls rack. Just keeps creepily staring at people, then proceeds to do a set of curls, and continues staring for the next 10min or so.
4. The Fashionista
3/10 whale that comes in with full makeup and clothes that look like she should be in a club somewhere. Has a personal trainer, who seems to have given up on her, because she will literally go 3 bodyweight squats and says she's too tired. For the past 1 month.
07-29-2016, 01:54 AM
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-Dude comes into gym, stares at other guys, does one set then rests 10 minutes so he can stare at other guys between sets (obv fggot)
-black dude comes in, does all the instagram fit girl workouts. Never seen him do upper body at all.
-russian dude comes in, goes right to bench and loads his max on, does one rep, then rests 15 minutes. Continues this for over an hour.
-high school kid comes in, does arms 3-4x a week. always stares at himself in the mirror.
There are some weird mother****ers that go to the gym I go to...
-black dude comes in, does all the instagram fit girl workouts. Never seen him do upper body at all.
-russian dude comes in, goes right to bench and loads his max on, does one rep, then rests 15 minutes. Continues this for over an hour.
-high school kid comes in, does arms 3-4x a week. always stares at himself in the mirror.
There are some weird mother****ers that go to the gym I go to...
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07-29-2016, 02:10 AM
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-the guy that runs around the gym and farts near you, never works out, just farts then leaves
-the 30y old thick cow in yoga pants with cameltoe the size of a iphone
-the 30y old thick cow in yoga pants with cameltoe the size of a iphone
07-29-2016, 02:13 AM
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Have a legit tranny. Jacked as PHUCK, clearly on cell tech and bigger than any guy I've ever seen irl but clearly post op due to fake tits, long female hair and pumped lips. Scares the chit out of me. I just want to stare out of incredulity but every time I do, he/ she/ it is already staring at me.
That one 35 yr old balding ******* dressed head to toe in the latest Nike gym gear going HAM on every single piece of cardio machinery for 2 hours straight... not one foot is ever stepped into the weight room. There's a few of them at my gym actually. All 5'6-9, 150 lbs with a chubby belly.
3 indian brahs that come in everyday at 6pm, 6ft+, again 150 lbs wearing polos (lol they love polos) and all they do is a few sets of dumbell bicep curls and somehow still manage to be throwing up and arching their back at 10 lb dumbells.
Old guy wearing short shorts, doing one set while checking every guy out, then sits for 10 mins just staring at everyone with no shame. Rinse and repeat for an hour. One time he came up and offered me a barbell while I was resting between sets. Was so taken aback that I just said "thanks..." and let him place it in front of me. Had no idea wtf was going on or why he thought I needed an extra barbell...
Fat russian chick with a full body tattoo wearing close to NOTHING clearly trying to show off her tats... which are disgusting.. and are made even more so by her grotesque figure. Does a few female pushups then splats on the floor out of breath. Then spends the rest of the time in the squat rack pacing back and forth texting and checking me out.
Now I know how women feel being checked out by a phuck ugly creeper.
There is this skinny fat personal trainer... enough said.
Two 5/10's that come in at 7pm every day and just stand around checking guys out and taking a few ninja pics srs.
That one 35 yr old balding ******* dressed head to toe in the latest Nike gym gear going HAM on every single piece of cardio machinery for 2 hours straight... not one foot is ever stepped into the weight room. There's a few of them at my gym actually. All 5'6-9, 150 lbs with a chubby belly.
3 indian brahs that come in everyday at 6pm, 6ft+, again 150 lbs wearing polos (lol they love polos) and all they do is a few sets of dumbell bicep curls and somehow still manage to be throwing up and arching their back at 10 lb dumbells.
Old guy wearing short shorts, doing one set while checking every guy out, then sits for 10 mins just staring at everyone with no shame. Rinse and repeat for an hour. One time he came up and offered me a barbell while I was resting between sets. Was so taken aback that I just said "thanks..." and let him place it in front of me. Had no idea wtf was going on or why he thought I needed an extra barbell...
Fat russian chick with a full body tattoo wearing close to NOTHING clearly trying to show off her tats... which are disgusting.. and are made even more so by her grotesque figure. Does a few female pushups then splats on the floor out of breath. Then spends the rest of the time in the squat rack pacing back and forth texting and checking me out.
Now I know how women feel being checked out by a phuck ugly creeper.
There is this skinny fat personal trainer... enough said.
Two 5/10's that come in at 7pm every day and just stand around checking guys out and taking a few ninja pics srs.
07-29-2016, 02:43 AM
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Absolutely yoked guy, must be 50ish, bald, bright red and dripping sweat, works his ass off every time - the weird bit is he is always in full BB kit.... with matching Jordans. Seems to alternate between Bulls and Lakers most days lel.
Dem Indians in flip flops.
Some old doctor looking guy in baggy ass BB shorts and string vest, lives on the stationary bikes. Goes for like 90 mins straight, but still fat AF.
Usual selection of gym MILFs and cardio bunnies for scenery too.
Dem Indians in flip flops.
Some old doctor looking guy in baggy ass BB shorts and string vest, lives on the stationary bikes. Goes for like 90 mins straight, but still fat AF.
Usual selection of gym MILFs and cardio bunnies for scenery too.
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07-29-2016, 02:55 AM
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Chinese looking asian.
Working out at the same gym as me for 2 years now and hasn't made a gain. He benches squats and I see him deadlift sometimes, but he hasn't progressed in 2 years. I want to run up and shake him yelling at him to go eat some food.
Working out at the same gym as me for 2 years now and hasn't made a gain. He benches squats and I see him deadlift sometimes, but he hasn't progressed in 2 years. I want to run up and shake him yelling at him to go eat some food.
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07-29-2016, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted By LeBearBear⏩
By the sounds of it, that guy is you isn't it?2.The giggling girls
Bunch of cute young girls, travelling in packs as well. Seem to think the machines are really funny. Hamstring curls. Giggle giggle. Glute machine. Giggle giggle teehee. Lat pulldown. Hee hee hohoho.
3. Creeper
Creepy middle-aged man, always sitting on the preacher curls rack. Just keeps creepily staring at people, then proceeds to do a set of curls, and continues staring for the next 10min or so.
Bunch of cute young girls, travelling in packs as well. Seem to think the machines are really funny. Hamstring curls. Giggle giggle. Glute machine. Giggle giggle teehee. Lat pulldown. Hee hee hohoho.
3. Creeper
Creepy middle-aged man, always sitting on the preacher curls rack. Just keeps creepily staring at people, then proceeds to do a set of curls, and continues staring for the next 10min or so.
07-29-2016, 04:07 AM
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- one girl that walked into the gym in her underwear which were briefs, she went over to the barbells and started doing good mornings
- guy that is a regular that always wears a tank top and extremely short shorts even during winter
- guy that is a regular that always wears a tank top and extremely short shorts even during winter
07-29-2016, 04:22 AM
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- Skinny indian dude who always mean mugs me and will try to do the same exercise as you with more weight. One time he tried to outlift my brother on the leg press and got folded up like an accordeon.
- Really big blonde dude in his 50's who's face literally looks like a gorilla but with a teenage Justin Bieber haircut. Farts during benchpress.
- Really intimidating looking MMA fighter guy. Has cauliflower ears and a beat up face. His look intimidates the chit out of new people but he's actually one of the friendliest people I've ever met.
- Roided up manlet who seems incapable of talking normally, always yells. In the gym 24/7 and spends most of his time walking around with his lats flared to their maximum potential.
- 40 year old IT neckbeard does nothing but glute raises in a bright yellow shirt that says 'Banana'
- Really big blonde dude in his 50's who's face literally looks like a gorilla but with a teenage Justin Bieber haircut. Farts during benchpress.
- Really intimidating looking MMA fighter guy. Has cauliflower ears and a beat up face. His look intimidates the chit out of new people but he's actually one of the friendliest people I've ever met.
- Roided up manlet who seems incapable of talking normally, always yells. In the gym 24/7 and spends most of his time walking around with his lats flared to their maximum potential.
- 40 year old IT neckbeard does nothing but glute raises in a bright yellow shirt that says 'Banana'
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07-29-2016, 05:12 AM
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Definitely *******s that wear yoga pants. Pics for reference like these two forever alone *******s at Fit Evo in Natomas.
07-29-2016, 05:49 AM
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There's this short skinny fuk that never asks for a spot on the bench but tries to rep to failure and almost always crushes himself.
Aw fuk that's me
Aw fuk that's me
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07-29-2016, 05:57 AM
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07-29-2016, 06:09 AM
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I used to be the weirdo until I started talking to people. And by that I mean people started talking to me.
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Squat: 630 (sleeves)
Deadlift: 735 (straps)
Strict OHP: 330
Log Clean & Press: 360
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07-29-2016, 06:24 AM
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- old dude, gotta be in late 70s. Has hair metal band hair, tattoos, skinny AF. Goes up on the rowing machine and just flails around for like 10 minutes, then talks to the front desk girl for rest of duration
- old indian dude, comes in, does lat pulldowns with horrible form, for no joke about 3-5 minutes straight. Barely any weight either.
- middle aged due, only squats/benchs/deads. His squats are 1/8 ROM and he always puts a towel on the bar.
- Typical teenagers loading too much weight and just heaving it around
- middle aged dude/wife who train together. Chick will sit on his back while he does donkey calf raises and chit. Guy routinely 1/4 squats 405.
- guy who brings those moon boots to hang upside and do situps from the pullup bar.
- imaginary lat syndrome guy. He's fairly jacked, but the ILS syndrome is out of control. Walks around like he's about 5ft wide when in reality he's about 195.
- old indian dude, comes in, does lat pulldowns with horrible form, for no joke about 3-5 minutes straight. Barely any weight either.
- middle aged due, only squats/benchs/deads. His squats are 1/8 ROM and he always puts a towel on the bar.
- Typical teenagers loading too much weight and just heaving it around
- middle aged dude/wife who train together. Chick will sit on his back while he does donkey calf raises and chit. Guy routinely 1/4 squats 405.
- guy who brings those moon boots to hang upside and do situps from the pullup bar.
- imaginary lat syndrome guy. He's fairly jacked, but the ILS syndrome is out of control. Walks around like he's about 5ft wide when in reality he's about 195.
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07-29-2016, 07:05 AM
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left my head phones at home by mistake and decided to go to LaFitness instead of my regular gym. I should preface this by saying that most of these "gym bros" annoy the hell out of me on principle alone.
anywho. I heard this little dude rattling off all these exercises like he was an auctioneer, "Oh I do blah blah blah.". then he said, "I read that training legs builds testosterone so I start at the bottom and work my way up.".... he actually said that. I just burried my face in my hands and waited for the lols to pass.
anywho. I heard this little dude rattling off all these exercises like he was an auctioneer, "Oh I do blah blah blah.". then he said, "I read that training legs builds testosterone so I start at the bottom and work my way up.".... he actually said that. I just burried my face in my hands and waited for the lols to pass.
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08-11-2016, 01:14 AM
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-Disgusting old dwarf weirdo: he never does anything in the gym other than taking a pair of color dumbbells and disappears into the bathroom. On his way out, he always looks for the front desk girl and talks to her for 30 minutes trying to get laid.
08-11-2016, 05:48 AM
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I'm probably the weirdo.
Anyway, we have the one guy who everyday brings his tablet, goes to the treadmill, pumps the incline up and watches tv shows while walking and holding on for dear life. Does this for about 50 mins, "burns" 5-600 calories, then goes back to the locker room to make his protein shake before having a shower and leaving.
This one girl with fake teds but busted everything else who always seems to be there whenever I'm in for hours on end. Always doing weird ass ab exercises. Always doing some work out on one foot, like reverse cable flys. Doesn't seem to have gained anything. Always taking selfies. Loaded up the leg press once with about 6 25kg plates a side and and a few 10s on top. Took a selfie and made sure to include the weights in the back. Took about 2 plates off and presses about 1cm. Put more weights on for deads and proceeded to bend to tje bar, grab it, stand up walk around and did this a few more times. Never did lift it or.attempt it. Lowered the weight after a while.
This one guy who every time he's in always, without fail, will do muscle ups. Multiple times throughout in different areas of the gym that has bars. No matter what he's training. Good physique. Took his shirt of mid set once, started posing and taking selfies in the mirror.
Anyway, we have the one guy who everyday brings his tablet, goes to the treadmill, pumps the incline up and watches tv shows while walking and holding on for dear life. Does this for about 50 mins, "burns" 5-600 calories, then goes back to the locker room to make his protein shake before having a shower and leaving.
This one girl with fake teds but busted everything else who always seems to be there whenever I'm in for hours on end. Always doing weird ass ab exercises. Always doing some work out on one foot, like reverse cable flys. Doesn't seem to have gained anything. Always taking selfies. Loaded up the leg press once with about 6 25kg plates a side and and a few 10s on top. Took a selfie and made sure to include the weights in the back. Took about 2 plates off and presses about 1cm. Put more weights on for deads and proceeded to bend to tje bar, grab it, stand up walk around and did this a few more times. Never did lift it or.attempt it. Lowered the weight after a while.
This one guy who every time he's in always, without fail, will do muscle ups. Multiple times throughout in different areas of the gym that has bars. No matter what he's training. Good physique. Took his shirt of mid set once, started posing and taking selfies in the mirror.
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