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GF's parents are throwing holiday BBQ party - Gonna steal the show tonight. (PICS)
09-05-2016, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted By jawbruh⏩
...wut?I put together this casual outfit to defuse any tension that might arise due to my overly muscular physique.
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09-05-2016, 05:30 PM
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09-05-2016, 05:38 PM
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Tommy Vercetti is dat u?
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09-05-2016, 05:41 PM
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holy sh*t, I literally LOL'ed looking at the outfit.
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Originally Posted By joshwah⏩
Ye, I was surprised to see he was 5'11.lmao. 95% sure OP is frauding height though. You don't look 5'11 in that pic.
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09-05-2016, 05:59 PM
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Perfect outfit if your GF's parents' house is a strip club and is on free 80s retro ******* night.
09-05-2016, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted By joshwah⏩
he looks 5'7" - 5'8"lmao. 95% sure OP is frauding height though. You don't look 5'11 in that pic.
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09-05-2016, 06:18 PM
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lol OP comes with his ****gy get up and has fuked himself over because he's lying about his height.
Neg train inc boys?
Neg train inc boys?
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09-05-2016, 06:20 PM
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So you want them to think you're their daughter's gay best friend?
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09-05-2016, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted By joshwah⏩
MrAWatts delivered.lol OP comes with his ****gy get up and has fuked himself over because he's lying about his height.
Neg train inc boys?
Neg train inc boys?
Jawbruh will deliver as well.

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09-05-2016, 06:28 PM
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lmao OP the neg comment you left in my CP makes sense now, you're clearly a ******* with vice city style
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Originally Posted By FOMD⏩
Straight outta Vice City
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Originally Posted By MajesticBeat⏩
Damn..Tommy Vercetti is dat u?
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lmao manlets gonna manlet


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09-05-2016, 06:49 PM
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looks like something a 55 year old man buys at a thrift store to wear on casual fridays at work.
09-05-2016, 10:11 PM
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All right boys, party's over.
GF was pissed at first that I didn't take it seriously, but then she got on board and rolled with it. That's why we love each other
Her parents were very nice and hospitable. I think they liked me, judging by their body language and responsiveness as the conversations were flowing smoothly.
There was also some family, cousins, and I guess family friends - probably 15-20 people total.
One of her uncles/family friends tried taking jabs at my outfit, but I quickly put him in his place by teasing him about his obesity.
Also, father was kind of disappointed that I didn't want to drink with him, but I told him I had to drive his daughter home safely
. Truth is, I am well over my macros and calories today, LOL.
I think I made a great overall impression and was definitely the dominant driving force for all the events and conversations that night. Got a few compliments on my physique, sharp wit, and good looks (One old hag was clearly hitting on me, probably to make GF jealous)
GF said she admired how I handled every test they threw at me and promised to reward me BIG TIME next time we see each other (wink wink).
So here it is boys and girls.
GF was pissed at first that I didn't take it seriously, but then she got on board and rolled with it. That's why we love each other

Her parents were very nice and hospitable. I think they liked me, judging by their body language and responsiveness as the conversations were flowing smoothly.
There was also some family, cousins, and I guess family friends - probably 15-20 people total.
One of her uncles/family friends tried taking jabs at my outfit, but I quickly put him in his place by teasing him about his obesity.
Also, father was kind of disappointed that I didn't want to drink with him, but I told him I had to drive his daughter home safely
. Truth is, I am well over my macros and calories today, LOL.I think I made a great overall impression and was definitely the dominant driving force for all the events and conversations that night. Got a few compliments on my physique, sharp wit, and good looks (One old hag was clearly hitting on me, probably to make GF jealous)
GF said she admired how I handled every test they threw at me and promised to reward me BIG TIME next time we see each other (wink wink).
So here it is boys and girls.
09-05-2016, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted By jawbruh⏩
So you deleted and reposted your last post. Son, I am disappoint.All right boys, party's over.
Brah if you want to bump your post do it like a fukkin alpha with a godtier jaw and just bump the chit and don't resort to sneaky, slimy, skinnyfat, puffy faced Indian used car dealer tactics.
And where the fuk are pics of the old hag?
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09-05-2016, 10:18 PM
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09-05-2016, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted By F1exAppeal⏩
Lmao. Only time I went to a family thing with a GF, her uncle brought the entire Miami fire station.Inb4 her family is full of bodybuilders twice the size of OP
Brb 18 surrounded by huge fire fighters trying to clap on my 17 yo gf
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09-05-2016, 10:28 PM
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Reward you big time? She's your girlfriend, you flaming *******, she should be rewarding you across the center console on the way home

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