Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum
ยป GF's parents are throwing holiday BBQ party - Gonna steal the show tonight. (PICS)
  1. Results 91 to 120 of 176
  2. First
  3. 2
  4. 3
  5. 4
  6. 5
  7. 6
  8. Last
post 1460880003 09-05-2016, 05:21 PM
-
#91
  1. travis976
  2. The Assman
  1. travis976
  2. The Assman
  3. Join Date: Mar 2006
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 1,966
  6. Rep Power: 30739
OP, don't listen to these guys.. Im sure your boyfriends family will think your outfit is fabulous.
Bulldog Hard Nut
post 1460880673 09-05-2016, 05:28 PM
-
#92
  1. yoxnick
  2. Registered User
  1. yoxnick
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: May 2009
  4. Location: Spain
  5. Posts: 2,275
  6. Rep Power: 4431
Originally Posted By jawbruh
I put together this casual outfit to defuse any tension that might arise due to my overly muscular physique.
...wut?
Hates people who drive slow in the left lane crew
Chelsea FC Crew
Hala Madrid
Negged a moderator and lmao'd crew
Negg mouth breathers on sight
post 1460880953 09-05-2016, 05:30 PM
-
#93
  1. Clinos
  2. polk high #33
  1. Clinos
  2. polk high #33
  3. Join Date: Apr 2013
  4. Posts: 11,503
  5. Rep Power: 112757
Looking good OP, have a good time, keep the conversation light.
Ndtha ton eda yi'mg oIng tofi

Sm2sm crew []-[]-[]--Squat Moar to Squat Moar[]-[]-[]

Unlawful possession of a raccoon
post 1460882003 09-05-2016, 05:38 PM
-
#94
  1. MajesticBeat
  2. Soy Police
  1. MajesticBeat
  2. Soy Police
  3. Join Date: Oct 2013
  4. Posts: 6,674
  5. Rep Power: 31685
Tommy Vercetti is dat u?
***Always pick 5 crew***
***Repelling Soy from miscers crew***

Hit with a case of soy and need counselling? Drop me a pm and I'll kick the soy out of you.
post 1460882363 09-05-2016, 05:41 PM
-
#95
  1. HiTekLomo
  2. Registered User
  1. HiTekLomo
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2016
  4. Location: Ukraine
  5. Posts: 32
  6. Rep Power: 0
Nice to see that your shirt matches your comforter
post 1460882783 09-05-2016, 05:44 PM
-
#96
  1. Luc1fer
  1. Luc1fer
  2. Join Date: Jun 2014
  3. Posts: 45,573
  4. Rep Power: 685731
holy sh*t, I literally LOL'ed looking at the outfit.
๐•ฎ๐–๐–†๐–˜๐–Š ๐–† ๐–ˆ๐–๐–Š๐–ˆ๐•ถ, ๐–“๐–Š๐–›๐–Š๐–— ๐–ˆ๐–๐–†๐–˜๐–Š ๐–† ๐–‡๐–Ž๐–™๐–ˆ๐–

โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘๐ŸงตMake trolls invisible: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180234573 โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–ˆ
post 1460883643 09-05-2016, 05:52 PM
-
#97
  1. Oburoni
  2. Registered User
  1. Oburoni
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jan 2014
  4. Age: 22
  5. Posts: 4,488
  6. Rep Power: 2230
lol manlet proportions, why your legs so short?
post 1460883663 09-05-2016, 05:52 PM
-
#98
  1. TommyRO
  2. Always keeping it Real
  1. TommyRO
  2. Always keeping it Real
  3. Join Date: Dec 2015
  4. Location: Prince From, Lagos, Nigeria
  5. Posts: 28,971
  6. Rep Power: 379644
that shirt is awful
****Bringing sixy back in 2019****
6'6" 666lbs......str8 sixy!

Who Tests God and Does Not Wager Their Lives?
post 1460884013 09-05-2016, 05:54 PM
-
#99
  1. joshwah
  2. Registered User
  1. joshwah
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: May 2011
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Posts: 3,957
  6. Rep Power: 1231
lmao. 95% sure OP is frauding height though. You don't look 5'11 in that pic.
โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†ฯ…ะบ ัั”ฯ‰โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†
Never having kids crew

So fat.
post 1460884183 09-05-2016, 05:55 PM
-
#100
  1. Luc1fer
  1. Luc1fer
  2. Join Date: Jun 2014
  3. Posts: 45,573
  4. Rep Power: 685731
Originally Posted By joshwah
lmao. 95% sure OP is frauding height though. You don't look 5'11 in that pic.
Ye, I was surprised to see he was 5'11.
๐•ฎ๐–๐–†๐–˜๐–Š ๐–† ๐–ˆ๐–๐–Š๐–ˆ๐•ถ, ๐–“๐–Š๐–›๐–Š๐–— ๐–ˆ๐–๐–†๐–˜๐–Š ๐–† ๐–‡๐–Ž๐–™๐–ˆ๐–

โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘๐ŸงตMake trolls invisible: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180234573 โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–ˆ
post 1460884553 09-05-2016, 05:59 PM
-
#101
  1. D1Z
  2. Banned
  1. D1Z
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Jun 2012
  4. Posts: 5,079
  5. Rep Power: 0
STRONG thread backfire.

I love you misc.
post 1460884593 09-05-2016, 06:00 PM
-
#102
  1. 204Inches
  2. Banned
  1. 204Inches
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Mar 2015
  4. Posts: 3,263
  5. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By joshwah
lmao. 95% sure OP is frauding height though. You don't look 5'11 in that pic.
There's no way he's 5'11, more like 5'8 WITH the ******* shoes
post 1460884913 09-05-2016, 06:02 PM
-
#103
  1. 4ToTheFloor
  2. Banned
  1. 4ToTheFloor
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Nov 2011
  4. Age: 37
  5. Posts: 2,688
  6. Rep Power: 0
Perfect outfit if your GF's parents' house is a strip club and is on free 80s retro ******* night.
post 1460887003 09-05-2016, 06:16 PM
-
#104
  1. TommyRO
  2. Always keeping it Real
  1. TommyRO
  2. Always keeping it Real
  3. Join Date: Dec 2015
  4. Location: Prince From, Lagos, Nigeria
  5. Posts: 28,971
  6. Rep Power: 379644
Originally Posted By joshwah
lmao. 95% sure OP is frauding height though. You don't look 5'11 in that pic.
he looks 5'7" - 5'8"
****Bringing sixy back in 2019****
6'6" 666lbs......str8 sixy!

Who Tests God and Does Not Wager Their Lives?
post 1460887433 09-05-2016, 06:18 PM
-
#105
  1. joshwah
  2. Registered User
  1. joshwah
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: May 2011
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Posts: 3,957
  6. Rep Power: 1231
lol OP comes with his ****gy get up and has fuked himself over because he's lying about his height.

Neg train inc boys?
โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†ฯ…ะบ ัั”ฯ‰โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†
Never having kids crew

So fat.
post 1460887713 09-05-2016, 06:20 PM
-
#106
  1. Hctap
  2. Registered User
  1. Hctap
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2011
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Age: 35
  6. Posts: 4,719
  7. Rep Power: 15897
So you want them to think you're their daughter's gay best friend?
Misc Yes Man Crew

***** Bad-ass Scar Crew *****

06/01/2015: Starting weight: 256lb
17/01/2015: Current weight: 245lb
Goal weight: 200lb
post 1460888993 09-05-2016, 06:27 PM
-
#107
  1. Laconises
  2. Lifetime natural
  1. Laconises
  2. Lifetime natural
  3. Join Date: Feb 2016
  4. Posts: 2,119
  5. Rep Power: 3474
Originally Posted By joshwah
lol OP comes with his ****gy get up and has fuked himself over because he's lying about his height.

Neg train inc boys?
MrAWatts delivered.





Jawbruh will deliver as well.


Jeffrey Epstein Lolita Express Cabin Crew
post 1460889073 09-05-2016, 06:28 PM
-
#108
  1. SippinDaTech
  2. bless you mami
  1. SippinDaTech
  2. bless you mami
  3. Join Date: May 2013
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 4,939
  6. Rep Power: 13825
lmao OP the neg comment you left in my CP makes sense now, you're clearly a ******* with vice city style
"Why lift when it's all about the face?" - Isaac Newton's Fourth Law

Negs Fake Nattys on Sight
post 1460889203 09-05-2016, 06:29 PM
-
#109
  1. 204Inches
  2. Banned
  1. 204Inches
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Mar 2015
  4. Posts: 3,263
  5. Rep Power: 0
Was mrawatts wearing shoes in that video
post 1460889463 09-05-2016, 06:30 PM
-
#110
  1. dtrain098
  2. DONTRAY
  1. dtrain098
  2. DONTRAY
  3. Join Date: Apr 2014
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 1,053
  6. Rep Power: 6129
Originally Posted By FOMD
Straight outta Vice City
Originally Posted By Jarlie
Originally Posted By MajesticBeat
Tommy Vercetti is dat u?
Damn..
Sacrifice. Discipline. Patience. Gratitude. Optimism.

โ•‘โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญโœญโœญโ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…
โ•‘โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญโœญโœญโ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…
โ•‘โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญโœญโœญโ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…
โ•‘โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ AMERICA FIRST โœญ
โ•‘โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…
โ•‘โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…
โ•‘โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…โ–…
post 1460891133 09-05-2016, 06:41 PM
-
#111
  1. meteoraniac
  2. *Platinum Account*
  1. meteoraniac
  2. *Platinum Account*
  3. Join Date: Mar 2009
  4. Location: North Carolina, Singapore
  5. Posts: 12,171
  6. Rep Power: 29521
lmao manlets gonna manlet

Sloots come and go but moms are forever

Get to know your parents: you never know when they'll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings: they're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Enjoy your body: use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it: it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.
post 1460892283 09-05-2016, 06:49 PM
-
#112
  1. StarOne1
  2. Registered User
  1. StarOne1
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2016
  4. Age: 32
  5. Posts: 683
  6. Rep Power: 9267
not bad OP
post 1460893143 09-05-2016, 06:53 PM
-
#113
  1. becomegreen
  2. Banned
  1. becomegreen
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Feb 2010
  4. Posts: 1,431
  5. Rep Power: 0
looks like something a 55 year old man buys at a thrift store to wear on casual fridays at work.
post 1460920743 09-05-2016, 10:11 PM
-
#114
  1. jawbruh
  2. Banned
  1. jawbruh
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: May 2012
  4. Location: Height
  5. Posts: 6,088
  6. Rep Power: 0
All right boys, party's over.

GF was pissed at first that I didn't take it seriously, but then she got on board and rolled with it. That's why we love each other

Her parents were very nice and hospitable. I think they liked me, judging by their body language and responsiveness as the conversations were flowing smoothly.

There was also some family, cousins, and I guess family friends - probably 15-20 people total.

One of her uncles/family friends tried taking jabs at my outfit, but I quickly put him in his place by teasing him about his obesity.

Also, father was kind of disappointed that I didn't want to drink with him, but I told him I had to drive his daughter home safely. Truth is, I am well over my macros and calories today, LOL.

I think I made a great overall impression and was definitely the dominant driving force for all the events and conversations that night. Got a few compliments on my physique, sharp wit, and good looks (One old hag was clearly hitting on me, probably to make GF jealous)

GF said she admired how I handled every test they threw at me and promised to reward me BIG TIME next time we see each other (wink wink).

So here it is boys and girls.
post 1460921133 09-05-2016, 10:15 PM
-
#115
  1. Laconises
  2. Lifetime natural
  1. Laconises
  2. Lifetime natural
  3. Join Date: Feb 2016
  4. Posts: 2,119
  5. Rep Power: 3474
Originally Posted By jawbruh
All right boys, party's over.
So you deleted and reposted your last post. Son, I am disappoint.

Brah if you want to bump your post do it like a fukkin alpha with a godtier jaw and just bump the chit and don't resort to sneaky, slimy, skinnyfat, puffy faced Indian used car dealer tactics.

And where the fuk are pics of the old hag?
Jeffrey Epstein Lolita Express Cabin Crew
post 1460921433 09-05-2016, 10:18 PM
-
#116
  1. y0lked
  2. CEO 10k/yr
  1. y0lked
  2. CEO 10k/yr
  3. Join Date: Sep 2010
  4. Location: Sacramento, California, United States
  5. Posts: 11,833
  6. Rep Power: 23214
5 foot 11 inches?

laugh.gif
Certified Strength and Conditioning Specialist (NSCA)

**Dallas Cowboys**
**Sacramento Kings**
**San Jose Sharks**
post 1460921453 09-05-2016, 10:18 PM
-
#117
  1. KILLdante
  2. but please, call me chr-
  1. KILLdante
  2. but please, call me chr-
  3. Join Date: Jun 2012
  4. Posts: 16,612
  5. Rep Power: 27502
y i k e s
i
k
e
s
"What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance. Let them take arms." - Thomas Jefferson
post 1460921733 09-05-2016, 10:20 PM
-
#118
  1. tats27
  2. Banned
  1. tats27
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Feb 2012
  4. Location: Delaware, United States
  5. Posts: 5,133
  6. Rep Power: 0
You're obviously trolling when you said "buff guy" and you weigh 160lbs
post 1460922333 09-05-2016, 10:24 PM
-
#119
  1. 40ozDrank
  2. Poverty Beard King
  1. 40ozDrank
  2. Poverty Beard King
  3. Join Date: Jan 2014
  4. Location: Florida, United States
  5. Age: 31
  6. Posts: 4,876
  7. Rep Power: 6220
Originally Posted By F1exAppeal
Inb4 her family is full of bodybuilders twice the size of OP
Lmao. Only time I went to a family thing with a GF, her uncle brought the entire Miami fire station.

Brb 18 surrounded by huge fire fighters trying to clap on my 17 yo gf
Be a Cuck or get Cucked

Dink Size= Medium
post 1460922623 09-05-2016, 10:28 PM
-
#120
  1. NuggzTheNinja
  2. Exotic Game Hunter
  1. NuggzTheNinja
  2. Exotic Game Hunter
  3. Join Date: Oct 2004
  4. Posts: 31,871
  5. Rep Power: 237953
Reward you big time? She's your girlfriend, you flaming *******, she should be rewarding you across the center console on the way home
This account was created for the purpose of roleplaying and satire. All posts, messages, images, or other media produced by this Bodybuilding.com profile, including stories, names, references to characters and incidents, and views expressed, are fictitious and intended as parody. No identification or association with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, or products is intended or should be inferred.
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts