*Update* Tinder/Bumble Adventures of BaldBrah: 5'8 And Bald (Part 2)

09-15-2016, 11:00 AM

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Why lift when it's all about the face?

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09-15-2016, 11:06 AM

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Why weren't these apps around when I was still single.

09-15-2016, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩

Update. Just got this. I maybe in love. 5'8 and bald. You misc brahs must be doing something wrong

https://imgur.com/BxEuczv

https://imgur.com/jGrWCLZ

This ^ 5'8 with hair and tinder was easy af (on dat gf time now)

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09-15-2016, 11:08 AM

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Brb shaving my full head of hair to be more like our bald hero.

Keep them coming deadly.

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09-15-2016, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted By heyyouwhome⏩

bro you look high test/low inhib af bruh. 100% cro magnum

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He looks like a straight up caveman.

Someone chop his pics into caveman-style. Clubs, caves, and chit. Woodrep.

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09-15-2016, 11:11 AM

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Is it possible these women just see your face and talk to you, and don't don't actually look at what your height says?

09-15-2016, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted By BennyJr169⏩

Why lift when it's all about the face?

see username

09-15-2016, 11:33 AM

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chesus, deadly striker making this chit look easy. mirin the arsenal fc poster in the background too

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09-15-2016, 12:24 PM

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FUARK good job brah!

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09-15-2016, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩

Update. Just got this. I maybe in love. 5'8 and bald. You misc brahs must be doing something wrong

https://imgur.com/BxEuczv

https://imgur.com/jGrWCLZ

So I guess it really is all about the face. Or you live in some area with really desperate women

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09-15-2016, 12:27 PM

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#101

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Originally Posted By Adnim⏩

It's because his baldness, face, and body are all in sync.

lold hard

What does your profile bio look like OP?

09-15-2016, 12:31 PM

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OP just has that look of calm, cool collected ness. From his avi, you can safely assume that DeadlyStriker (aka Ryan(aka follow up to Chad)) is the type of guy who handles most situations with a calm and centered disposition, and even in stressful situations, is likely methodical and deliberate about everything he does.

srsly trying to be srs, no homo at all. I've noticed that many guys who are able to have that look while relaxed/going about their day/whatever are the ones who do best with women. and OP's avi is the textbook definition of that look.

not sure if it would classify as stoicism or something else. but it works.

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09-15-2016, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩

Will reply to you guys later tonight. At work. But bumble has been blowing up and none of them are past girls that I have matches
With on old accounts.

Someone embed

https://imgur.com/lJ1q7vk

Shes a micer

09-15-2016, 12:34 PM

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#104

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Ask a micer who have 3,000 matches and whose bio says nothing but, "Why do I poop so much?" AMA

09-15-2016, 12:35 PM

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#105

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OP what pics are you using

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09-15-2016, 12:38 PM

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Tinder thread that is 3 pages of 50 post per page, and only 1 conversation?

What a 5 * thread

Belief without evidence is a fools game.

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09-15-2016, 12:41 PM

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at this point OP is no longer trying to give baldcels hope, he's just trying his hardest to appear to the misc as a chad

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09-15-2016, 12:50 PM

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Hold up hold up hold up hold UP

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09-15-2016, 12:53 PM

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5'8" with hair and in

09-15-2016, 01:07 PM

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#110

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This thread will flop hard m8 once they see that 5'8 in the profile get ready for the unmatch

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09-15-2016, 02:08 PM

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So here are the embedded versions of stuff I have from earlier:

Originally Posted By Zackad⏩

OP just has that look of calm, cool collected ness. From his avi, you can safely assume that DeadlyStriker (aka Ryan(aka follow up to Chad)) is the type of guy who handles most situations with a calm and centered disposition, and even in stressful situations, is likely methodical and deliberate about everything he does.

srsly trying to be srs, no homo at all. I've noticed that many guys who are able to have that look while relaxed/going about their day/whatever are the ones who do best with women. and OP's avi is the textbook definition of that look.

not sure if it would classify as stoicism or something else. but it works.

The funny part is, that describes me to an absolute T. I can't tell you how often people tell me I am so calm and relaxed. One of the best compliments i have ever received is from my exes parents. They told my ex that there was something about me that was so calming and soothing to be around. And they always felt safe.

idk just how i am I guess, but that made me lol at how spot on you are brah

Originally Posted By Lawlstud⏩

Tinder thread that is 3 pages of 50 post per page, and only 1 conversation?

What a 5 * thread

This is another thread based off of my other one, started late at night, swiping a few times here and there while I can. I am busy. I have like 30 min right now to catch up. You just added another comment to the thread. I didn't ask for 3 pages of comments.

Originally Posted By Shortstop36⏩

at this point OP is no longer trying to give baldcels hope, he's just trying his hardest to appear to the misc as a chad

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Yea ok bro. All you do is post about bald brahs in every bald thread about how chitty it is. You're a pencil necked dweeb and you're probably mad you can't get any matches. I know I am not actually a chad and don't give a chit tbh. I'm doin this for the lulz and to show brahs just don't be a FA loser about this chit and being bald and short has nothing to do with why guys can't get matches. The chicks that do care so much about that are the ones you don't want to touch anyways.

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Fukk guys just trying make some solid threads on the misc but half of you brahs just kill the vibe. I do it for the lulz, but you guys don't realize that there are a lot of brahs that actually think this chit that balding is a death sentence and being short kills your possibilities.

some of you guys just make me not want to misc tbh.

09-15-2016, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩

*negs baldcels on sight crew*

Yea ok bro. All you do is post about bald brahs in every bald thread about how chitty it is. You're a pencil necked dweeb and you're probably mad you can't get any matches. I know I am not actually a chad and don't give a chit tbh. I'm doin this for the lulz and to show brahs just don't be a FA loser about this chit and being bald and short has nothing to do with why guys can't get matches. The chicks that do care so much about that are the ones you don't want to touch anyways.

i remember i searched a thread that queer made once and the first result was a verbatim copy-paste from l00kism

go figure. you can't really help these people, they're suffering from a mental illness. every time you try to show them that they're delusional wankers, they call it "coping." at the end of the day, jokes on them.

keep it up brah