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Forum ยป So Misc, wots the grocest thang u wud like to do to your girlfriend/boyfriend??!!
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Thread: So Misc, wots the grocest thang u wud like to do to your girlfriend/boyfriend??!!

post 1464663891 10-01-2016, 03:34 PM
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Prob her dad's cock is one of the sculptures.
post 1464679901 10-01-2016, 06:43 PM
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Enjoyed the story brah. Thanks.
post 1464842811 10-03-2016, 05:03 AM
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So I go out for lunch a few times a week with my work crew and just lol at these poverty ****s and their three or four euro sambos.

A sammich might not sound like a big deal, but I swear to god I'm dominating the phuck out of these lunches. ****s are secretly eyeing up my sambo, won't maintain eye contact, and are outright hiding the price on their sambos.

Chite guys, I usually leave half my sambo behind. It's about spendin' cash coz u can and because deep down, ur a phuckin aristocrat among a sea of losers and plebs. Feels good brahs.
post 1464844491 10-03-2016, 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted By reskk⏩
Lmao. OP negged me on his alt account. Pathetic m8 srs.
Er.. nope. Enjoy your poverty sambo and paranoia relish tho brah.
post 1464849631 10-03-2016, 06:41 AM
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Big 'Tallica fan. Think Hard Wired is a cool song, very thrashy. Not crazy about the chorus on Moth Into Flame tho. Sounds catchy in a bad way to me. Not loving modern metallica vocals when they try to sing. Looking forward to album tho.
post 1464853801 10-03-2016, 07:28 AM
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In @$10 for bigmane egg.
post 1464890931 10-03-2016, 12:25 PM
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Little known fact: There were black soldiers in the german army in WWII.

Imagine a PC game where you're running around shooting nazis like normal and then a black dude pops out in front of you with his swasika armband and semi-auto. Lib tards would be confused to phuck. Instant death every time.
post 1464891881 10-03-2016, 12:30 PM
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So, I've been thinking about sex A LOT recently.
post 1464987141 10-04-2016, 01:56 AM
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OP, sounds like your judeo-christian cultural background may be causing massive, accumulative damage to your sense of self-worth.

The guilt you are feel is stunting your growth as a powerful, creative master of your own fate.

Dip your brown rattlesnake in the twink's basket. Ride that twink. Slap him around with your slimey river worm. Take control. Dominate. Squirt on face. Most of all: Know thyself. Stop moralising and become an individual far beyond good and evil. Make that disgusting sloot pay.
post 1464990431 10-04-2016, 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted By methkid⏩
how can you even look at a guy's butt hole and get an erection?.
Men and women's buttholes look the same brah. Wot, you don't love you some sloot booty? Phucking *******.

BTW, you ain't never had a BJ till you've been sucked off by a dirty lil twink. Men know wot men like. No matter how hard they try, women can never match guy on guy oral. OK you don't want to take it to extremes like OP, but try sticking that dink in a twink's mouth and see if you don't come out after feeling that little bit more manly. Not even jking. Download grindr. PM if you want tips on requisitioning dat chite.
post 1464992731 10-04-2016, 04:14 AM
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Agreed. Hawt guys are basically perma-hawt. No homer.
post 1464993251 10-04-2016, 04:27 AM
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Lets get those pics up Boss. We want to know how luscious these sloots are.

Are we talking latino bubblesloots?... White privilege guilt riders? Young Porto Rican gobblers? Irish lady queens?
post 1465004921 10-04-2016, 07:18 AM
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Sounds like it could be legit. Why not?

Just lol at the article mentioning Yuri G tho. JournLOList sounds like an imbecile.
post 1465005561 10-04-2016, 07:23 AM
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Just lol at all the butthurt queens who neg you coz you don't conform to their boring perspective on sexuality. You're members on a bodybuilding community *******s, get used to it.
post 1465006061 10-04-2016, 07:28 AM
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Prefer women but man pussy > woman pussy.
post 1465014431 10-04-2016, 08:45 AM
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Love her music but she's ugly as phuck.
post 1465020411 10-04-2016, 09:35 AM
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The boy has a great sense of humour, an impressive physical frame, and a teeny tiny pair of balls that would make a twink smile. Love ya brah. Stay safe.
post 1465029951 10-04-2016, 10:51 AM
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PHUCKK!!! My best friend since high school and I were out recently with some sloots and my date's sister from 'Merica who woz also along for the ride said she really wanted to go to a **** bar coz apparently it's so much fun and chite. Well we thought "what harm" since we already had the sloots tied down for a night of hanky panky so why not do something outrageous and let them have some fun.

But towards the end of the night we got chatting to some ****s, and my bro went to the toilet, and today he told me he got cornered in the cubicle and propositioned. Apparently he thought what the phuck you only live once and sucked and swallowed this guy jason's load.

Phucking sick man. Guy is totally straight, even a jock, but he got to reading some dangerous libtard literature recently and decided to see wot life on the other side is like. Wot should I do misc??? Can't even look at him now without imagining the veiny pulsing cawk he smoked and the load he swallowed. Really good friends with his parents too.
post 1465032381 10-04-2016, 11:07 AM
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Srs guys, the phuck do I do?? Can't look at him anymore without imagining the cawk he tongued and the load he swallowed. Should I go NC??
post 1465034951 10-04-2016, 11:23 AM
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Yuck/111
post 1465035271 10-04-2016, 11:25 AM
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They have grindr for that now brah. stay safe OG.
post 1465036821 10-04-2016, 11:35 AM
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Can you describe the twink? Wot we talking about here? Ethnicity/cawk length/cawk girth/height/tightness etc. etc.
post 1465037381 10-04-2016, 11:38 AM
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Typical homophobe with the "I've got a gay friend" spiel. Shut the phuck up ******* and stop reading threads about twinks getting their anguses shredded by real men if you're not ready to come out of the closet yet.
post 1465038851 10-04-2016, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
I do. They are very fashionable people which is why I dress incredibly well
Confirmed *******.
post 1465039431 10-04-2016, 11:54 AM
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They're both phuckin gross. Lol at 'merica.
post 1465039691 10-04-2016, 11:55 AM
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Dude is fat and ugly as phuck. Lost his glow years ago. Who gives a chite about his 'opinions'.
post 1465040451 10-04-2016, 12:00 PM
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You don't squeeze those nuts and slap that penor around with the back of your hand while you're pumpin the dungeon? Not gay, but a tiny pair of balls are fun to play with. Never letting dat dink in my mouth or backdoor though.
post 1465040681 10-04-2016, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By DIREALBOSS⏩
He didn't care that someone else was slobbering on my cock 12 hours prior.
Sloots gonna sloot.
post 1465041041 10-04-2016, 12:05 PM
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You know Craig D?
post 1465074021 10-04-2016, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Tears⏩
HEY MODS. THIS IS WHY THE FORUM IS TURNING TO SH!T.

Permaban this ****ing *******.
Strong name to content ratio brah.
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