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Thread: GF got a sexual surprise for me on my bday mad FAs?

post 1469368041 11-03-2016, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted By TheWorldIsUrs⏩
''You'll be laying back'' ''dont cum too quick''

She gonna milk your prostate cuzz
She's got a strap on BBC ready to plow him with, while he lays on his back

It's all making sense now
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post 1469368251 11-03-2016, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
Face it, you're no FA rustler.

You're nothing more than a poser.Anyone who gets poosy regularly knows it ain't a big deal.And they certainly don't post CRINGE texts with their missus to a forum, and try to gloat about it.

Lmao @ you being some whiteknight cuck.... "Princess". Fukking *******.

She's probably sucking Chad/Tyrone's cawk on the side, given you're such a sycophant pussy.



LMAO!
****ing ethered, and TitanFall was no longer seen ITT



you have given out too much reputation blah blah
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post 1469369921 11-03-2016, 08:30 AM
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When you two break up ( yes it will happen) your going to go full ER mode. Stay safe brahs who live near this guy.
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post 1469370591 11-03-2016, 08:36 AM
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Cool? What are you 15? ***got
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post 1469371041 11-03-2016, 08:40 AM
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Just don't cum quickly OP
post 1469371381 11-03-2016, 08:43 AM
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LOL at her using sex as your bday gift.

You've already lost.
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post 1469371711 11-03-2016, 08:46 AM
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post 1469372111 11-03-2016, 08:49 AM
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So your girlfriend /future wife is a whore, got it
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post 1469372541 11-03-2016, 08:53 AM
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An underwhelming blowjob results in OP still cumming quick while she thinks about Chad.
post 1469372761 11-03-2016, 08:55 AM
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Good luck on your encouraging your GF to cheat goals (threesomes so often lead to cheating as it sets a precedent of sleeping with others) and good luck on your "sex as reward" goals of 2017
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post 1469372901 11-03-2016, 08:56 AM
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be careful OP, you have to prepare yourself for the fact that your girl is going to make sounds that she's never made for you. Ready your ego to handle the fact that her moans and look of complete disbelief will be like a knife in your chest, and from that day on, she will never look at you the same way again.
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post 1469373101 11-03-2016, 08:57 AM
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I am thoroughly surprised at the cuck fantasies that miscers have.
post 1469373321 11-03-2016, 08:59 AM
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you derive far too much of your self worth from your girl friend,(the evidence being the fact that you created this thread). That will be your undoing.
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post 1469373521 11-03-2016, 09:00 AM
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Next time on DBZ op's girlfriend gets Proudmanlets dick tattoo'ed on her.


Stay safe proud manlet.
post 1469373591 11-03-2016, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
****ing ethered, and TitanFall was no longer seen ITT



you have given out too much reputation blah blah
The cope is strong in this one.
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post 1469373731 11-03-2016, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted By rybo⏩
When you two break up ( yes it will happen) your going to go full ER mode. Stay safe brahs who live near this guy.
This. His entire self esteem and self image seems to be based around her.
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post 1469374101 11-03-2016, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
fine she can put on heels and be taller



😏
Doesnt make a diff when shes on her knees..


Ive made it 4 pages and no pics...


is that a thing now.?
post 1469374281 11-03-2016, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
The cope is strong in this one.
Riveting OP, very original never heard that one out of you, besides the 9 other times you said the exact same lame ass **** ITT

Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Cope.I specifically target FAs
Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Cope.You opened the thread
Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Nicecope.Brb believing fantasies to make yourself feel better
Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
I get sex twice a day the surprise is it's something special strong retards ITTcopinghard
Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Lmao let me just record myself st the gym when I'm working. Strongcopenits 315 for 3 not that hard boyo. And I don't need to get fat to do it
Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Lmao I guarantee you 100% true lifts height weight everything keepcopingif it makes you sleep at night though
Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Lmao keepcoping. Brb do you take your fatceps into measurement? And yes I do that weight fatboi keepcoping
Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Lmaocopinghard bc I have bigger arms than you and bench 315 for 3 without having 60% body fat. Lmao when his height starts with 5' =D
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post 1469374341 11-03-2016, 09:05 AM
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in bf4 OP gets cucked
Are you not entertained?

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post 1469374691 11-03-2016, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
Riveting OP, very original never heard that one out of you, besides the 9 other times you said the exact same lame ass **** ITT
Dead at these replies lmfao

Inb4 cope
post 1469374711 11-03-2016, 09:07 AM
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Just to be clear, I'm mixed and have a BBC. She only said don't Cum quick bc I did when we first did it (that no fap week long dry spell).

Keep coping copers I'll have pics end of this month
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post 1469374721 11-03-2016, 09:08 AM
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I'm sure you and your "girlfriend" will have fun. I'm happy for you two homos.
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post 1469374761 11-03-2016, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Sanguivorant⏩
I am thoroughly surprised at the cuck fantasies that miscers have.
It took you a year to come to this realisation? Son...
post 1469375001 11-03-2016, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Keep coping copers I'll have pics end of this month
Pics of the b!tch m7+1
post 1469375651 11-03-2016, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Keep coping copers I'll have pics end of this month
lmao funny that you say this directly after trying to defend your GF straight up saying that you cum quick. that is literally the definition of coping.

Must be difficult to come to the realization that A. you were not smart enough to realize what she was saying and B. you posted it online
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post 1469376211 11-03-2016, 09:20 AM
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op your post reminds of my ex-gf who I dated for about 2 months. Sometimes she'd sleep over. Once in awhile I'd wake her up the next morning by flinging her snatch. Well one day I guess she decided she'd return the favor and give me fellatio but the problem is I'm a deep sleeper. So she's sucking me off when I guess I started pissing in her mouth. At this point she starts hitting me on the leg and screams as piss is dribbling out of her mouth. I'm finally awake and I have no clue wtf is going on. I'm naked, semi-erect with my gf balling her eyes out and spitting all over my carpet floor. I finally realize wat just happened so I spend the next 20 minutes consoling her trying to calm her down. I tell her that I still respect her, and it's no big deal she can piss into my mouth if she wants. Nothing seems to calm her down. I think I even asked her to marry me just so she could shut up and stop crying. Long story short she finally leaves for work. I ended up breaking up with her 3 days later. I guess once you piss in a girls mouth you kinda lose all desire for them.
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post 1469376691 11-03-2016, 09:25 AM
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how lame is it, that your first thoughts is to go on the misc and upload screenshots of a private conversation with your girlfriend?

strong coping, TitFall.
post 1469377131 11-03-2016, 09:27 AM
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This thread pleases me.
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post 1469377651 11-03-2016, 09:30 AM
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Came into this thread, immediately raged at OP because of how much of a gay fcukboy he is, and his overuse of the word "cope." Fcuk man, grow some balls. You sound like a little bitch on here, and in your texts too.

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lmao she said don't nut too quick...hahaha should have at least saved some face and blocked that part out, skippy.
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post 1469377891 11-03-2016, 09:32 AM
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