Thread: Single bros: stay single.
11-06-2016, 10:10 AM
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When your in a relationship you want to be single when your single you think of being in a relationship, in my case atleast. I agree tho at this age I rather be single.
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11-06-2016, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By jiujitsubro⏩
Very strong this, exactly what I would appreciate. Been in LTRs and chit during my years.I'm all like "I just want someone to bang every now and then. Chill with on my hangover and watch tv"
Originally Posted By CanadasFinest⏩
And also strong this from my experience. Humans will never be satisfied with what they got aka the grass is always greener.When your in a relationship you want to be single when your single you think of being in a relationship, in my case atleast. I agree tho at this age I rather be single.
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Originally Posted By Kaybee93⏩
Your break up is going to be a tough one. Especially when you find out your buttercup cheated on you.Because being in a relationship means the end of your freedom.
Sounds like you guys have never been in a good relationship more than anything tbh
Been single, been with bad gfs, been with good gfs, the latter is definitely the best state to be in.
Wake up to soft naked body next to you, smash.
She cooks you a nice breakfast, blt sandwich with steaming hot dark roast while you shower and get ready for your day. You eat together, stare in her eyes see how much she loves you and how she'd do anything for you.
You go on with your day, 10;27 am you get a text from her "I love you my sweetums <3 <3 <3". You can't help but smile and notice people around you are slightly jealous because you're always in a good mood and gravitate to you.
Lunch time, you go eat with your buddies as they talk about their single life. "We hit the bar last night man, mad chicks." You smile inside. A night of drunken attempts to rope in used up sloots while you were snugly in your bed with your formerly virgin girlfriend who does everything to please you. You notice how tired your friends feel and can't help but feel a pang of sympathy. "You guys should try finding a good girl, there's nothing good coming from the bar sloots". You always try, but the typical response comes. " Oh the married guy giving advice. Let us know how it goes when your girl cheats on you in X months, sloots gonna sloot bro, as soon as someone better comes around she's gone. Don't give us advice, you're whipped, slave to the pussy". You shrug. You expected that. If it makes them feel good about their loneliness, more power to them. "Alright. Anyways, we're planning on going to a cabin this weekend, she'll bring her friends, you guys in?" "Sure, she has some hot friends right? Nice we're gonna get lucky". Yeah right
Back to school/work. You send her a text at 2:42 : " Gonna head to the gym after class/work, i'll be a bit late babe." 3:15 you get a text "Oooh i love it when you come back from the gym smelling all manly, i'm getting wet thinking about it already". The image of your girlfriend's tight, wet pussy pops in your mind and gives you a boner. You fight it down because you need to concentrate but you can't help but smile. She's going to get a good dicking tonight.
6pm you're hitting the gym. You're focused on your reps. The sloot doing RDLs keeps eyeing you but you can't be bothered. Zed's Dead blasting in your Sennheiser headphones, you're a beast, repping 3 more than you did at your last session on your last set. Feeling good, you drink down your protein shake and head home. As you're about to leave the gym, she calls. "How's my strong man doing?" "Bout to head home babe, can't wait to see you" "Ohhh I wonder why" she teases you. She knows full well what's coming and you can hear the excitement in her voice. "Can you bring a bottle of wine on your way home honey?" "Sure babe, need anything else" "No, just my big strong man".
You stop at the wine shop and ask the cashier what would be a good wine for a romantic evening. She eyes you jealously and points embarassedly at a nice looking rose bottle. You tell her thanks and smile at her as she hands you your change. She blushes
You get home at 7:30 pm and there's a delicioius aroma in the air. Your GF is making Paella. You can hear your stomach rumbling. Her paella is simply divine, as is most of her cooking. You notice that you've gained a few pounds lately since she's been cooking more. You make a mental note to yourself to add one more session per week.
You walk in to the kitchen and grab her from behind, plant a steaming kiss on her neck. She smells delicious. She is wearing an apron and nothing else under. You feel your erection get harder and harder. "Oohhh what's this" she says as she grabs your cock. "No no, we gotta eat first" as she turns and plants a full kiss on your lips. She gets a whiff of your musky scent of a man who has been working out hard, and she gets excited too. "My big strong man is finally home. I was lonely" she tells you. You don't reply. You turn her around and stick a finger near her pussy lips. You play around there for a few seconds while she moans. She is dripping wet. Finally she begs you to put it in. You don't think twice. Your pants are on the floor and you are doing her in the kitchen. The sex is mindblowing even though it doesn't last more than 5 minutes. She's already come twice by your sheer manliness and the obvious desire you have for her. You finally nut in her and feel this amazing sense of contentment. She turns and smiles at you. "My my what's gotten into you? Only 5 minutes? Tsk tsk". You shrug. Time to shower.
By the time you come out, the paella is ready. You guys spend a pleasant dinner making plans for the weekend. The paella is delicious.
9pm. You get in bed and start watching a tv show. You're spooning and feeling her supple curves all over you. Halfway through the show, she starts rubbing her ass on you. You tell her to knock it off but she smiles. Her hand is on your cock now. You are erect again. She puts the pc down, takes off our sweatpants and starts sucking your cock. God does it feel good. You can't take it anymore and you get up and lift her and flip her around. Now you're on top of her. You take off her shirt, start licking her nipples, biting her ear, kissing her on the neck and her moans tell you all you need to know. You can feel how wet she is through her underwear. You insert yourself in her and start thrusting rhytmically. God it feels so good. She wraps her arms around you, whispers she loves you. You keep going and going and you feel her nails biting in your back and notice her shudder and spasm. You thrust even harder and spill all your seed inside her.
In the afterglow, she's curled up on your chest, content like only a woman who just had great sex can be. You're enjoying your post sex cigarette, the only one you let yourself have all day as you decided to quit. Your buddies call. "Bro we're at the bar, come on man don't be whipped. Or your girl won't let you come out. You say sure". She's falling asleep. You carry her gently and tell her you're going to play pool with the boys. She trusts you so she only tells you to not stay too late. Seconds later she's sleeping..
10:15 PM You meet your boys at the bar and shoot some pool. There's a group of hot girls but your friends are too scared to approach, so you decide to toss them a bone. You introduce yourself to the girls and ask them if they want to play pool, cause you noticed them eyeing your table. You smile, and you get a good reception. They say sure, but they're not good so you and your friends will have to teach them. One of the girls seems interested and keeps asking you personally to show her how to play. You quickly shut it down by telling her that you're not single, but her interest only seems to redouble. One of those girls who can't take no for an answer. You decide to leave early since you've gotta be up early the next day.
11 PM: You get home and your girl is still sleeping soundly. You undress and get in bed. 5 mins later, her arms are around you and you smile, wondering if any of your friends will get lucky tonight. You fall asleep with your girl in your arms, a feeling of peace, warmth and inner contentment welling up inside you as you do. Today was a good day
Sounds like you guys have never been in a good relationship more than anything tbh
Been single, been with bad gfs, been with good gfs, the latter is definitely the best state to be in.
Wake up to soft naked body next to you, smash.
She cooks you a nice breakfast, blt sandwich with steaming hot dark roast while you shower and get ready for your day. You eat together, stare in her eyes see how much she loves you and how she'd do anything for you.
You go on with your day, 10;27 am you get a text from her "I love you my sweetums <3 <3 <3". You can't help but smile and notice people around you are slightly jealous because you're always in a good mood and gravitate to you.
Lunch time, you go eat with your buddies as they talk about their single life. "We hit the bar last night man, mad chicks." You smile inside. A night of drunken attempts to rope in used up sloots while you were snugly in your bed with your formerly virgin girlfriend who does everything to please you. You notice how tired your friends feel and can't help but feel a pang of sympathy. "You guys should try finding a good girl, there's nothing good coming from the bar sloots". You always try, but the typical response comes. " Oh the married guy giving advice. Let us know how it goes when your girl cheats on you in X months, sloots gonna sloot bro, as soon as someone better comes around she's gone. Don't give us advice, you're whipped, slave to the pussy". You shrug. You expected that. If it makes them feel good about their loneliness, more power to them. "Alright. Anyways, we're planning on going to a cabin this weekend, she'll bring her friends, you guys in?" "Sure, she has some hot friends right? Nice we're gonna get lucky". Yeah right
Back to school/work. You send her a text at 2:42 : " Gonna head to the gym after class/work, i'll be a bit late babe." 3:15 you get a text "Oooh i love it when you come back from the gym smelling all manly, i'm getting wet thinking about it already". The image of your girlfriend's tight, wet pussy pops in your mind and gives you a boner. You fight it down because you need to concentrate but you can't help but smile. She's going to get a good dicking tonight.
6pm you're hitting the gym. You're focused on your reps. The sloot doing RDLs keeps eyeing you but you can't be bothered. Zed's Dead blasting in your Sennheiser headphones, you're a beast, repping 3 more than you did at your last session on your last set. Feeling good, you drink down your protein shake and head home. As you're about to leave the gym, she calls. "How's my strong man doing?" "Bout to head home babe, can't wait to see you" "Ohhh I wonder why" she teases you. She knows full well what's coming and you can hear the excitement in her voice. "Can you bring a bottle of wine on your way home honey?" "Sure babe, need anything else" "No, just my big strong man".
You stop at the wine shop and ask the cashier what would be a good wine for a romantic evening. She eyes you jealously and points embarassedly at a nice looking rose bottle. You tell her thanks and smile at her as she hands you your change. She blushes
You get home at 7:30 pm and there's a delicioius aroma in the air. Your GF is making Paella. You can hear your stomach rumbling. Her paella is simply divine, as is most of her cooking. You notice that you've gained a few pounds lately since she's been cooking more. You make a mental note to yourself to add one more session per week.
You walk in to the kitchen and grab her from behind, plant a steaming kiss on her neck. She smells delicious. She is wearing an apron and nothing else under. You feel your erection get harder and harder. "Oohhh what's this" she says as she grabs your cock. "No no, we gotta eat first" as she turns and plants a full kiss on your lips. She gets a whiff of your musky scent of a man who has been working out hard, and she gets excited too. "My big strong man is finally home. I was lonely" she tells you. You don't reply. You turn her around and stick a finger near her pussy lips. You play around there for a few seconds while she moans. She is dripping wet. Finally she begs you to put it in. You don't think twice. Your pants are on the floor and you are doing her in the kitchen. The sex is mindblowing even though it doesn't last more than 5 minutes. She's already come twice by your sheer manliness and the obvious desire you have for her. You finally nut in her and feel this amazing sense of contentment. She turns and smiles at you. "My my what's gotten into you? Only 5 minutes? Tsk tsk". You shrug. Time to shower.
By the time you come out, the paella is ready. You guys spend a pleasant dinner making plans for the weekend. The paella is delicious.
9pm. You get in bed and start watching a tv show. You're spooning and feeling her supple curves all over you. Halfway through the show, she starts rubbing her ass on you. You tell her to knock it off but she smiles. Her hand is on your cock now. You are erect again. She puts the pc down, takes off our sweatpants and starts sucking your cock. God does it feel good. You can't take it anymore and you get up and lift her and flip her around. Now you're on top of her. You take off her shirt, start licking her nipples, biting her ear, kissing her on the neck and her moans tell you all you need to know. You can feel how wet she is through her underwear. You insert yourself in her and start thrusting rhytmically. God it feels so good. She wraps her arms around you, whispers she loves you. You keep going and going and you feel her nails biting in your back and notice her shudder and spasm. You thrust even harder and spill all your seed inside her.
In the afterglow, she's curled up on your chest, content like only a woman who just had great sex can be. You're enjoying your post sex cigarette, the only one you let yourself have all day as you decided to quit. Your buddies call. "Bro we're at the bar, come on man don't be whipped. Or your girl won't let you come out. You say sure". She's falling asleep. You carry her gently and tell her you're going to play pool with the boys. She trusts you so she only tells you to not stay too late. Seconds later she's sleeping..
10:15 PM You meet your boys at the bar and shoot some pool. There's a group of hot girls but your friends are too scared to approach, so you decide to toss them a bone. You introduce yourself to the girls and ask them if they want to play pool, cause you noticed them eyeing your table. You smile, and you get a good reception. They say sure, but they're not good so you and your friends will have to teach them. One of the girls seems interested and keeps asking you personally to show her how to play. You quickly shut it down by telling her that you're not single, but her interest only seems to redouble. One of those girls who can't take no for an answer. You decide to leave early since you've gotta be up early the next day.
11 PM: You get home and your girl is still sleeping soundly. You undress and get in bed. 5 mins later, her arms are around you and you smile, wondering if any of your friends will get lucky tonight. You fall asleep with your girl in your arms, a feeling of peace, warmth and inner contentment welling up inside you as you do. Today was a good day
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11-06-2016, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted By NedStark⏩
is it true that winter is coming?Your break up is going to be a tough one. Especially when you find out your buttercup cheated on you.
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11-06-2016, 11:15 AM
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I know married guys cope but isn't this thread the definition of coping? Each and every one of you wishes you had a mate but don't want the bs that goes with it so you convince yourselves its better to be alone.
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11-06-2016, 11:16 AM
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My gf is pretty cool n really hot .
Makes close to 6 figures, lived in 4 different countries while traveling and doing things for work, lives in high rise condo in most expensive part of city and also has stock in a few companies she's making bank off of
Pays for when we got out sometimes( Brb $150 Italian dinner brb "don't worry it was my idea. I'm getting this" brb we went out for Sunday fun day last week brb she paid for it)
Yoga instructor on weekends so makes extra teaching 4 classes sat n sun
Doesn't bish when I go out at all.
We going out today to get drunk- woo
Oh forgot to mention she city as fuk n I live in country n she likes coming to local dives w local hillbillies n drinkin w them. Hahaha.
Oh and she voting trump
Makes close to 6 figures, lived in 4 different countries while traveling and doing things for work, lives in high rise condo in most expensive part of city and also has stock in a few companies she's making bank off of
Pays for when we got out sometimes( Brb $150 Italian dinner brb "don't worry it was my idea. I'm getting this" brb we went out for Sunday fun day last week brb she paid for it)
Yoga instructor on weekends so makes extra teaching 4 classes sat n sun
Doesn't bish when I go out at all.
We going out today to get drunk- woo
Oh forgot to mention she city as fuk n I live in country n she likes coming to local dives w local hillbillies n drinkin w them. Hahaha.
Oh and she voting trump
11-06-2016, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By bloated55⏩
word, I read a study that supported this. with too many options humans usually aren't satisfied.Very strong this, exactly what I would appreciate. Been in LTRs and chit during my years.
And also strong this from my experience. Humans will never be satisfied with what they got aka the grass is always greener.
And also strong this from my experience. Humans will never be satisfied with what they got aka the grass is always greener.
give someone 2-3 options, and they are more content than those with 10 options or unlimited options
11-06-2016, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted By jiujitsubro⏩
My dream. Have a business, sell it, "Retire". Tour the world playing music, funding the tours myself if I have to.I have a relative who lives single and has a girlfriend he sees from time to time. No kids. Never married.
Happy as fuk. In a band. Travels the world when he wants to. Owns his own house. Nice yard. Tons of dogs.
Gets drunk and has bros/chicks over whenever.
around 60 years old and living with no regrets.
Happy as fuk. In a band. Travels the world when he wants to. Owns his own house. Nice yard. Tons of dogs.
Gets drunk and has bros/chicks over whenever.
around 60 years old and living with no regrets.
Wake up when I want to
No nagging, no parties I have to attend that dont benefit me. No stupid dinners. No Risk of losing half my chit, no one goign after my life insurance policy, no having to split my retirement I killed myself for.
11-06-2016, 12:13 PM
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I tried but when you have a jaw line like mine sloots will jump on your 8 incher like corn on the cob
11-06-2016, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted By TheSkins⏩
Good post.That all sounds great, srs, but my weekend has been pretty good too: Went out for dinner and drinks with the gf last night (she paid for dinner). Came home drunk and smashed. Woke up this morning and she brought me breakfast in bed, had some lazy Sunday morning sex, she went to the gym and I've been chilling watching football on TV. I'll go to the gym in a bit, and when I come back we'll probably watch a movie together later and maybe put my penis inside her again, we'll see.
But I won't pretend it's always good. There are times where I wish I were 10 years younger going out chasing tail with the boys, or off doing what I want. There are times when I wonder if I'm missing out on things by being tied down (like the hot blonde HR chick at work). But similarly there must be times for you when you just want to do nothing but hang out with someone you love and are totally comfortable with?
I've been on both sides and enjoyed and found bad parts of both. Grass is always greener and all that. As a general rule though we all need companionship, and your bros will only be around for so long before they're settled down with their wife and kids (believe me I have found this out).
But I won't pretend it's always good. There are times where I wish I were 10 years younger going out chasing tail with the boys, or off doing what I want. There are times when I wonder if I'm missing out on things by being tied down (like the hot blonde HR chick at work). But similarly there must be times for you when you just want to do nothing but hang out with someone you love and are totally comfortable with?
I've been on both sides and enjoyed and found bad parts of both. Grass is always greener and all that. As a general rule though we all need companionship, and your bros will only be around for so long before they're settled down with their wife and kids (believe me I have found this out).
My problem, and probably a lot of people’s, is that you always want what you can’t have.
I’ve been in a relationship for three years and for a lot of that time I’ve been fighting with the fact I can’t have other women. Even though I had my fair share for 5 years prior to this relationship and most of it was meh compared to what I have now.
Obviously you have to find someone you’re compatible with. If you like your space and free time, find a gf who likes the same. If she wants you to be with her 24/7 then you had better be a beta needy fuk like her. It happens.
I’m approaching the stage where I’m gonna have to propose or it’s back to being a singleton and I’m completely stumped. I want to keep her but I can’t promise her a life commitment when there’s still other women/things I wanna do.
My ideal situation would be a regular girl but with the freedom to chase others. But that’s just a dream.
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having a gf is overrated, being single = freedom
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Agree op 100%.
11-13-2016, 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted By NedStark⏩
LMAO, is that supposed to scare me? Women cheat. Men cheat, such is life.Your break up is going to be a tough one. Especially when you find out your buttercup cheated on you.
I've been cheated on before. I've done the cheating before. It doesn't faze me.
Nothing lasts forever, enjoy your GF while the going is good and enjoy your moments with her while it lasts.
Some of you guys are just miserable and want everyone else to be too.
Whatever helps you sleep at night
11-13-2016, 05:58 AM
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Meh I have been basically single my entire life. A few relationships that laster a couple of months but otherwise just ONS and FWBs. I am ready for an actual relationship and to actually give a chit about the sloot I am balls deep in
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All these people in RLs trying to tell us FAs to stay single
Its like some sort of plot where rich people deceive others so that only them few stay rich and everyone else stays poor
Its like some sort of plot where rich people deceive others so that only them few stay rich and everyone else stays poor
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