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Thread: Accidentally ruined girl's set in the squat rack wat do? (srs)

post 1472723161 11-26-2016, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted By chitkunt⏩
hit her up on ********
Don't know her name.
Originally Posted By Agentdark45⏩
In for future tales of autism.
There's more where that came from bro.

I don't know what was more embarrassing, failing at 95 lbs bench when I first started lifting, or this.
post 1476995491 12-30-2016, 08:53 AM
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Update:

Was banned in a month so couldn't update.

Anyhow, I net her a week later and apologized for what I did. She said no need and that she was sorry for yelling at me and we exchanged names.
post 1476997001 12-30-2016, 09:05 AM
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Lol I actually believe this happened, I've seen worse ****. Like when I was doing deep lunges. I do a set of 4 each side, then stand upright for a second with these bigass dumbbells in my hands catching my breath before I try to squeeze out a few more, meanwhile a bro walks in with a curl bar and stands three feet in front and to the right of me, blocking my forward lunge path with his barbell. I hissed "kerel" (dutch for "dude") between my clenched teeth, sounded like a growl, bro jumped to the right and nearly took the head off a guy who was incline benching to our right... Some folks just don't respect your space at the gym.
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post 1476997461 12-30-2016, 09:10 AM
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lmfao!!!
post 1476997911 12-30-2016, 09:15 AM
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post 1477012711 12-30-2016, 11:35 AM
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"that was the first time a woman ever yelled at me"

Do you even date women?
post 1477013941 12-30-2016, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Mayonnaising⏩
"that was the first time a woman ever yelled at me"

Do you even date women?
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post 1477015031 12-30-2016, 11:56 AM
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Start stroking your cock and tell her she can have a nice squat on it.
post 1477015211 12-30-2016, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Scrizzle⏩
Start stroking your cock and tell her she can have a nice squat on it.
Read update.
post 1477016001 12-30-2016, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Sanguivorant⏩
Read update.
I did. You've broken the ice which is the hardest part. Now you have reason to talk to her. You're no longer complete strangers. Ask her to sit on it.
post 1477016421 12-30-2016, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Scrizzle⏩
I did. You've broken the ice which is the hardest part. Now you have reason to talk to her. You're no longer complete strangers. Ask her to sit on it.
Dude she will break my pelvis with her booty srs. It'll be snusnu.
post 1477016771 12-30-2016, 12:09 PM
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post 1477016851 12-30-2016, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Sanguivorant⏩
Dude she will break my pelvis with her booty srs. It'll be snusnu.
You mean the best death of all time? Yeah sounds horrible. Now shut up and break your cock up her angus.
post 1477017161 12-30-2016, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Sanguivorant⏩
Dude she will break my pelvis with her booty srs. It'll be snusnu.
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post 1477017791 12-30-2016, 12:18 PM
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post 1477018381 12-30-2016, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted By ChildOfPoodle⏩
ninja pics plz
This OP really building this up. Sounds like she gotta real fat ass. But he did describe her as a meaty woman. Better not be a fukcing man or some ugly butch bitch.
post 1477019791 12-30-2016, 12:39 PM
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u should have looked at hr like this would solve any problem:

post 1477020111 12-30-2016, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Scrizzle⏩
This OP really building this up. Sounds like she gotta real fat ass. But he did describe her as a meaty woman. Better not be a fukcing man or some ugly butch bitch.
Lmao she butch af sorry fellas.
post 1477020751 12-30-2016, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Sanguivorant⏩
Lmao she butch af sorry fellas.
who gives a **** what she thinks then
post 1477021281 12-30-2016, 12:52 PM
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At the end of the day even if it's a 10/10 sloot, you should always ask first. Lesson learned OP.
post 1477023211 12-30-2016, 01:05 PM
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but did you smash?
post 1477023301 12-30-2016, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Toker095⏩
but did you smash?
No she has bf
post 1477024711 12-30-2016, 01:15 PM
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This is the single most retarded thing I have read in weeks. If you aren't trolling you better join a new gym and try and improve your social awareness which is currently at 0/10 autist levels.
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