Originally Posted By BrotienShake⏩

5'8
Soccer/BBall
Tacos

Based on your given info, I'm certain that you're Latino/Brazilian so you areSunspot, a Brazilian mutant. Your powers consists of: Superhuman strength, flight, solar absorption and rechanneling, heat and light projection, concussive blasts - basically a lot of cool chit that involves anything heat related. You're practically a human torch so in other words, I'm saying that YOU ARE FUKKIN SMOKIN HOT, brah and pretty much an upgraded version of Pyro! With your powers, you can cook tacos all damn day long if you wanted to, any where at any time. Lucky hot bastard.

Originally Posted By 420Layers⏩

Height - 6'0
Food - A burger with a very nicely cooked 8oz patty, flagship cheddar & smoked gouda cheese, red onions, lettuce, a little tomato, classic aoili and a toasted bun. Maybe jalapenos and little nacho bits if I feel like it.
Eastern European/Superior Russian genetics
See username
I hate stupidity

You arePrimal. Here's a little background on him (you). You're originally from Kiev. According to your parents, you were originally a computer nerd, which explains why you have that extreme hatred towards stupidity but after your powers activated and you became much stronger, that newly activated appeared to have made you lose your intellect (brawn over brains all day, errday brah). You would seek out women to mate with and men to fight until Hope (your now oneitis) made contact with you. You became Hope's fuk boi and you obey her completely (fukkin g'damn dude!).

Alright, enough of that depressing chit. Your powers/abilities are uperhuman physical ability &
hyperinstinct. Translation: You're the "normal" color version of Beast (who's blue) but no where even close to being smart as he is.

Originally Posted By TommyRO⏩

Steak med rare
6'3"
Hip hop

From your stats, you're a big dude so you areBishop. Your powers & abilities are energy absorption and redirection, superhuman physical attributes & ability to instinctively know present location. You're basically a fukkin living GPS & Recycling system that can recharge from other mutants and use it to your own benefit and increase your powers - you are eco-friendly as fuk which is great for the planet and you don't even need to buy new batteries when listening to 2 pac on your Ipod as you're out in the battlefield cuz well, you know...you have rechargeable ones.

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Originally Posted By newn4752⏩

I like Zyzz.

I like Trump.

I like this version of Trump best.

Hmmm...additional info:

No avi
Join Date: Jan 2017
Age: 20
Posts: 50
Rep Power: 32

You areCypherand it's actually short for decipher which is what your power is: Semi-telepathic and semi-clairvoyant omnilingualism. That's some fancy sounding powers, eh? In simple Tradie's term, all it is IS that you're able to translate any language that you come in contact with, whether it's written, spoken, technological or body language (the body language one is actually extremely useful)...to sum it up, you're just a glorified interpreter. You can't fly, shoot chit outta your body, absorb chit, no super human strength, no psychic abilities - fuk, you can't even shoot sparkles out of your finger tips like that one lame ass mutant (hi Jubilee aka Power_Strike92)

Originally Posted By zuocruz⏩

-VeganChipotle Burrito
-5'7''
- Power Metal

Based on the given info and no avi, I'm just gonna assume that you're a female cuz we are way long overdue for another mutant sloot. You arePixie, a glorious fairy winged (srs) mutant. Pixie is a fairy-winged mutant who can cause those exposed to your magical dust to experience hallucinations (you can go on a raping spree if you so desire). Some brah named Magik forged a fragment of your soul into a dagger which can disrupt magic and mystical beings (sounds kind of cool). You're a teleporter by means of a teleportation spell (not sure where the fuk you'd find that).

If you ever get tired of being part of the X-Men team, you can always slang your own personal signature street drug to all the junkies out there.

Originally Posted By 400Lb

Ham and cheese sammiches
5'11"
Show tunes

Holy fuk, I don't even need to know your listed info. I immediately felt your powerful presence right as you entered. You are none other than the great. ALL YOU MUTANT PEASANTS SHOW SOME RESPECT AND KNEEL TO THIS GOD. Let's tell your slaves what you're capable of so that they can chit their iron pressed pants. Your powers & abilities:

Genius-level intellect
Telekinesis
Telepathy
Technopathy
Teleportation
Immortality
Invulnerability
Regenerative healing factor
Reality warping
Super strength, speed and reflexes
Matter, energy and mass manipulation

I'm off to find many virgins to be sacrificed in your honor, brb.

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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩

lmao hehe ty menthat is awesome

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to 2thTEE82 again.

will hit u when I can for awesome write up =]

Thanks mayne

Originally Posted By Mumra⏩

the edge of my seat. lol

It's exciting, huh?

Originally Posted By Logan3265⏩

That better not mean you think you're caught up, x-boyo

Ohhh...still got a long ways to go. At work right now so won't be updating the Mutant Misc list til later

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ASS > TITS

Always makes 5* threads crew

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Gnomesaiyan?

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

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Originally Posted By tim5p⏩

Fav. Color - orange

Fav. Band -foreigner

Fav porn genre -interracial cuckold

With your given info, you areLeech. You love wearing orange colored sweaters, you resemble some sort of beanie wearing foreigner and with your, ehhh, haggard appearance from years of living in the sewer bathing in toxic chit, only that mentioned genre of porn gets your mutated (also self mutilated) cawk semi hard.

Your power is: power negation. Just like your love for cuckold porn, you can truly cuck other mutants of their powers by dampening or completely suppressing, neutralizing and negating it for an undetermined amount of time if they're within molesting distance of you (lets just say within 15 ft or so). This is the main reason why no mutants ever wants to be near you, thus fulfilling your life as an FA.

Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩

-Tuna
-5'6
-I have black hair and a beard and black rim glasses

You are the Indian poster boy for the misc (you've made it no secret that you're Indian and you've said it loud and proud) so naturally, you areIndraaka Paras Gavaskar.

Your powers & abilities:


Retractable Exoskeleton: able to form a very durable retractable exoskeleton around your body. The mechanic behind your power is unknown, but you're able to summon your exoskeleton almost instantaneously and with little to no restriction in his mobility. Your exoskeleton formerly took the form of a rhinoceros beetle like armor but now you're able to summon a full-fledged set of ornate medieval armor. At your will, the armor dissipates into the air.

Superhuman Durability: You possess superhuman durability derived from your exoskeletal armored form. In your armored form, you're immune to of conventional trauma and also has limited resistance to energy attacks.

Retractable Weapons: Recently, you've demonstrated the ability to form weapons (such as a knife) in a similar fashion to your armored exoskeleton. The knife Indra formed has shown to be sharp enough to cleave rock in half. You seem to be able to psionically levitate the weapons you create.

The greatest thing to come out of your powers is that you're no longer an FA. You use your powers to maintain rock hard erections that'll last for days, thus enabling you to have sexual intercourse for long periods of time. You've gone back to India and have already fukked 75% of the female population and others have reported that 3.50% of the male population have also been anally penetrated by you.

Originally Posted By tank2003⏩

Taco Bell
6'2
Metal

Ok, you know what? Your whole provided info, including your username, just reeks of this one particular mutant - you areJuggernaut. He wears armor, I believe, is made out of metal and his helmet is sort of shaped like the Taco Bell so this just makes total sense.

Your Abilities:

- Superhuman strength and durability
- Invulnerability via mystical force field
- Virtually unstoppable momentum
- Immunity to mental attacks via his helmet

You can fuuuuk chit up!

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Originally Posted By FiteMeIrlFgt⏩

1. My most frequently played song this past year was "Things I Can't Change - The Story So Far"

2. I'm very picky with who I hook up with or date, sometimes indecisive

3.75% of my wardrobe is black

Since you prefer wearing black colored clothing, you areAvalanche. You were recruited by Mystique to be part of the largely secretive group: Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.

Your abilities: Geological manipulation via seismic wave generation from your hands. The waves can cause an inorganic object to shatter or crumble into dust and has in recent years been shown to affect organic matter as well. When directed against large objects like buildings or upon the earth itself, the seismic waves can produce effects similar to those of an earthquake or avalanche within limited areas. You don't need to touch an object to affect it; you can direct the waves against it from some distance away.

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Originally Posted By KIDRR⏩

-Like to hunt
-Strongoverhead press/shoulder strength
-Ride race motorcycles

I'm assuming you like to hunt with a big gun so you areForge. When it comes to women, you absolutely don't give a fuk about skin color cuz you've dated Storm and also banged Mystique (both hot!) but we'll just move onto your powers now since one of them is what attracted these women to you in the first place - it's that big ol' ORGAN of yours. Yes, I'm talking about your brain. You have unsurpassed brilliance in technology which has had given you a lengthy career as a government weapons contractor, hence your love for hunting.

Your powers & abilities:

Superhuman intuitive talent at inventing
Genius-level intelligence
Various mystical abilities
Skilled marksmanship

Pretty much this is the chit that you can do. Your powers allows you to instinctively recognize the potential and functional uses of any machine or technological device in your visual range, a skill that combined with your natural intelligence gives you the ability to conceive, design and build highly advanced mechanical devices; and operate, modify and disassemble existing technology or create countermeasures for it.

Originally Posted By cdizzzle⏩

6'2
Alternative Rock + Hip Hop
Alpha beard crew

You can't get no more alpha beardedness than this dude right here. You areGateway. You like to remain shirtless and you have the ability to teleport objects and people from one location to another. People absolutely love hanging out with you!

Originally Posted By pehzan⏩

6'2
classic rock
steak n potatoes
motorcycle rider
soccer/boxing/mma/hockey

Bruh, gonna be honest. Your avi gives me the creeps cuz of that intense creepy stare (not sure if that stare is intentional). Anyway, you areJohnny Dee. To add in with the creepiness factor, there's octopus-like creature coming out of your chest with several tentacles. This creature has a brain of its own but it cannot speak and can produce 'voodoo dolls' after Johnny introduces a DNA sample of someone (like a strand of hair) in the creature's mouth. The creature spits a clamshell that contains a tiny, naked replica of the person, which allows you to control the person entirely.

That's fukkin tight as hell. You've got a brah wing man for life that's in your chest, spitting little people fleshlights that you're able to control the actual person that the little fleshlights are replicating. You're on Sex God mode for life.

Originally Posted By AD117⏩

5'9
Alternative/Rock
Awesome grades/read alot
love track/running
chicken or fish GOATs

Like alternative/rock music? That means you that you might have long hair. You areLongshot. You have only three fingers and an opposable thumb on each hand. You also have leather-like skin (over tanning during your youthful glowing year) and two hearts (twice the heart breaker of a stud you are). You're superhumanly acrobatic too! (speed, agility, dexterity, flexibility, reflexes/reactions, coordination, and balance). Also, you have advanced healing properties which came in handy when you were getting bullied and beat up in school for having only 4 fingers total. Kids can be so cruel.

Originally Posted By miscHelix⏩

- 6'7"
- likes martial arts
- rap/ hip-hop

You're one tall dude and the same exact height as this guy so you areKamal, not to be mistaken for Jamal. You have superhuman strength, stamina, and sturdiness, and can transform your body in order to assume the mass and physical properties of matter by coming into contact with it.

Originally Posted By SSM12⏩

5'8
Pizza
Play hockey

Need more Asian mutants in this mix so you areRed Lotus. You're a superhuman martial artist who possesses enhanced strength, speed, reflexes, agility, dexterity, coordination, balance and endurance - all traits any female mutants would appreciate.

Originally Posted By HayZues

6' 190 lbs
Played collegebaseball
Tried out for jeopardy

Your love of playing baseball comes naturally because of your super powers and I'll let you know what it is after your introduction. You areGoldballs. You have the ability to project golden balls from your skin. This makes you a blast at drunken parts cuz when it's time to play, your buddies just pull out their *ahem* bats from their pants while you fling balls at them.

This special ability is also how you earn a living. You're a top rated seller on Amazon & Ebay.

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Originally Posted By RoyalLee⏩

Played/play 8 sports, 6'1", steak

You look like you get into *ahem* watersports (hehe) so surfing most likely included with that sports list. You areSlipstream. You can teleport via a funnel of trans-spatial energy also called a Warp Wave, to any place on earth. You use superstrings to connect any two locations on Earth. Not only are you able to teleport yourself but you also can take other people through the Warp Wave, but requires increased concentration to maintain the wave when traveling with others. Fuk taking car road trips, mayne!

Oh, and you have a sister. That's right, misc. He has a sister and she's also a mutant for those with a fetish.

Originally Posted By NattyOverlord⏩

-Chipotle
-6'2"
-EDM

You can't get any more natty than this guy, even with the extra 2 arms. You areForearm. Along with your extra 2 arms, you have superhuman strength, stamina and physical resistance. You're an absolute sex god in bed because of these features and attributes and you have actually have a waiting list for those wanting to get fukked.

Originally Posted By lmnopotts⏩

-5'11"
-lifts to hike more, get to higher altitudes
-My all white siberian husky is my only fam

Instead of walking to get to higher altitudes, you can scream your way and fly up towards it there faster instead. You areBanshee. Your superhumanly powerful lungs, throat, and vocal cords could produce a sonic scream for various effects, in concert with limited, reflexive psionic powers which directed your sonic vibrations. You could hover or fly at the speed of sound, and could carry at least one passenger (mmm air sex). You could overwhelm listeners with deafening noise, stun them with tight-focus low-frequency sonic blasts (effective even against shielded ears by penetrating the skull via bone conduction), plunge them into a hypnotic trance, disorient them, nauseate them, or simply render them unconscious. Using sonic waves, he could rapidly vibrate yourself (giddity giddity alright) or other masses at will. You could generate sonic blasts which struck with tremendous concussive force, liquefying or outright disintegrating targets at your highest levels of power. By radiating sound waves outward and reading the feedback, you could locate and analyze unseen objects in a sonar-like fashion. By modulating your scream's harmonics, you could confuse most scanning equipment. You could instinctively analyze, replicate, and block sonic waves or vibrations from other sources.

You're definitely a top notch screamer, that's for sure. Rapists hate you.

Originally Posted By Podunks⏩

Chili
5' 10"
ISTP
Vocal/instrumental dubstep is the flavor of the week

The force is extremely strong with you and you demand immediate respect. You are the almightyMagneto. You're an incredibly powerful mutant with a keen fashion sense to match. Just like the misc, you have a large group of fellow mutants who will follow at your lead and will do anything to please you, even destroying those who betray or are against you.

Your abilities:

- Magnetism manipulation and generation of magnetic force fields (can literally move the earth at your full potential, holy chit!)
- Flight through magnetic fields
- Helmet shields against telepathic attacks (fuk getting mind fukked - you ain't got time for that)








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6'1"
EDM - Knife Party is prob fav

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