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post 1479682521 01-19-2017, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted By mischman⏩
LMAO

This is what happens when you take Yiamsomebody's game/dating advice. Dude spits out the most cringiest sh!t ever. Bish curved you because you used his retarded line,now you just look like a butt-hurt loser with your lame comebacks.
The line worked, OP just came back and said something stupid. The girl was joking and he took it seriously because he's autistic.
post 1479682571 01-19-2017, 12:45 AM
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lmao... das definitely not it mane.
post 1479684501 01-19-2017, 01:29 AM
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Rule of thumb is if you need help from the Misc just to text, you're phucked from the beginning.

BJ's lines worked in the past because girls didn't need so much hoop jumping nor were they so uptight so they were mostly receptive to his style. Polish girls here would be receptive to his style.

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lmao but who was nose?
post 1479692331 01-19-2017, 04:52 AM
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This fell apart quickly lmao
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Literally don't try to engage in witty banter and don't compliment tinder girls. Just talk to her for a day or two on there and ask for her number. She will give it to you and then text her normally for a day or two and she will get frustrated and womder why you haven't said she was hot and you want to meet up. She will allude to the fact you two should hang out and at that point it's going to happen and the bang is imminent. I literally only push for the meet up and bang if I can tell they probably aren't the type of girl to allude to it first.
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post 1479697121 01-19-2017, 06:03 AM
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That's one fkn awkward and repulsive sloot. Would not even look at irl 350% srs.
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post 1479704931 01-19-2017, 07:29 AM
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Read whole thread and was entertained, thanks OP.

Just leave her for a day or two then send a cawk pic and ask to put it in her mouth
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Originally Posted By mischman⏩
This is what happens when you take Yiamsomebody's game/dating advice. Dude spits out the most cringiest sh!t ever. Bish curved you because you used his retarded line,now you just look like a butt-hurt loser with your lame comebacks.
tempted to neg for this. The girl throws up one test and you pansies are already crying that shes stuck up/full of herself/bad advice

What she saw was a guy who's trying acting confident and witty by agreeing to go on a date with her when she never asked him. So, she asks her self "is he the real deal or is he fronting?" (plot twist, we already know he's most likely a pansy cause he was spoon fed the line by Black Jesus) She asks herself "How can I find out?" herp derp I will throw him a little bit of shade. If he's the real deal he won't be phased.

But, no. OP got butt-hurt cause of her attitude and his entire "game" was thrown off. He literally did a 180 when faced with a kent-hair of resistance. She effectively verified he's not the real deal. Bravo, op.
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post 1479715081 01-19-2017, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted By yoxnick⏩
tempted to neg for this. The girl throws up one test and you pansies are already crying that shes stuck up/full of herself/bad advice

What she saw was a guy who's trying acting confident and witty by agreeing to go on a date with her when she never asked him. So, she asks her self "is he the real deal or is he fronting?" (plot twist, we already know he's most likely a pansy cause he was spoon fed the line by Black Jesus) She asks herself "How can I find out?" herp derp I will throw him a little bit of shade. If he's the real deal he won't be phased.

But, no. OP got butt-hurt cause of her attitude and his entire "game" was thrown off. He literally did a 180 when faced with a kent-hair of resistance. She effectively verified he's not the real deal. Bravo, op.
This actually makes sense. Girls are smarter then yall think. They can smell bullsht a mile away.
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post 1479716201 01-19-2017, 09:10 AM
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lmfao she ruthless tho
post 1479719651 01-19-2017, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By mischman⏩
LMAO

This is what happens when you take Yiamsomebody's game/dating advice. Dude spits out the most cringiest sh!t ever. Bish curved you because you used his retarded line,now you just look like a butt-hurt loser with your lame comebacks.

You're trying waaaaaaaay too hard to put this on me *******. She never said anything bad until he went full Misc autism mode and insulted her because someone told him THAT'S WHAT WORKS, instead of keeping it light like I was trying to do. Then she fired back, then he does it again....then he continues.

And this is on me? Lol, stop it....
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post 1479720411 01-19-2017, 09:46 AM
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"Perfect, lets reschedule"

I'm ded whenever someone posts that.
post 1479720761 01-19-2017, 09:49 AM
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OP handled himself like a moron.

She apparently is one...easily confused.


You're perfect for each other but it's not going to happen.

Make her respond with an angry rant and respond with just"K."
post 1479723951 01-19-2017, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted By YIAMSOMEBODY⏩
You're trying waaaaaaaay too hard to put this on me *******. She never said anything bad until he went full Misc autism mode and insulted her because someone told him THAT'S WHAT WORKS, instead of keeping it light like I was trying to do. Then she fired back, then he does it again....then he continues.

And this is on me? Lol, stop it....
Agreed. Tinderella was trying to be playful and give OP a bit of a challenge.
post 1479725231 01-19-2017, 10:24 AM
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LMFAO




what a ****ing trainwreck. lmfao

good job though op - that is, if your job was to make yourself look bad and have us laugh at you.


oh and, btw:BJ lines only work if the broad is at least 35. anything below that and they will cringe, along with most of us.
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post 1479725361 01-19-2017, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted By YIAMSOMEBODY⏩
Lol, so you use a standoffish line as opposed to the warm, funny, engaging one? What....the....fukc?

Muthafukca, you don't really have to take the broad on a date, but light banter while making each other laugh was a hell of a lot better than this....

Goofied, dun did it you.
lolbruh

dun did it goof done u

u got way too ****ing butthurt at the first sign of resistance instead of reframing the situation and deflecting her BS

"I never agreed to go on a date tho.."

Possible non-autistic replies:

1) lol do u prefer red or white wine?
2) come over on Friday
3) add me on SC (then try to set up the date there, girls have less resistance when u get off tinder)
post 1479726651 01-19-2017, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩


lmaooooo!

she obviously has no logic, cause she was responding to me positively in the beginning

i don't like being mean to hoes tho
as usual op is a huge *******. all you had to do was follow black jesus's words and you would've been fine.

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Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
my reaction to every text after the smiley face
post 1479726811 01-19-2017, 10:35 AM
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post 1479727441 01-19-2017, 10:39 AM
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gimme dat update..

"perfect, let's reschedule"


honestly, OP, I don't see how you could have possibly done any worse..you're basically about to fist fight an ugly asian chick YOU matched with and YOU messaged.

poor girl didn't want any of this

side note: her personality is absolute chit
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Originally Posted By TooAnabolic⏩
lolbruh

dun did it goof done u

u got way too ****ing butthurt at the first sign of resistance instead of reframing the situation and deflecting her BS

"I never agreed to go on a date tho.."

Possible non-autistic replies:

1) lol do u prefer red or white wine?
2) come over on Friday
3) add me on SC (then try to set up the date there, girls have less resistance when u get off tinder)
Here's an example from a sloot I was texting last night

"That actually sounds a little mean actually"

Most guys would probably apologize... and she would go NC immediately






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You need to take a step back and realize whod have the time to sit there and insult a bish theyve never met

Women dont look at rejection the same AT ALL as men.

Even if you get bad reactions, just back off and come back in another time completely ignoring it.

Obviously if she hasnt responded 5 times its not good but..

Anyways, i think some of this is necessary for people to learn to just say what they want instead of play games

I think it becomes more of an issue when one acquiesces on their intention, and because you did so you feel entitled to something/ like he/she owes you something
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Originally Posted By TooAnabolic⏩
Here's an example from a sloot I was texting last night

"That actually sounds a little mean actually"

Most guys would probably apologize... and she would go NC immediately






How about no! Too much cringe you autist
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Originally Posted By NumberOneStunna⏩
How about no! Too much cringe you autist
lolwat

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