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Thread: 37 year old sloot wants to meet for drinks - wat do?? (SRS)

post 1481149451 01-29-2017, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
Das it mane
Pics?
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post 1481149561 01-29-2017, 12:33 AM
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but who was convo photos?
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post 1481149951 01-29-2017, 12:38 AM
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post 1481151431 01-29-2017, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
Das it mane
Da fuk kinda update is this *******? We need more than this chit
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post 1481152241 01-29-2017, 01:13 AM
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Do it OP. For me and ferdferd

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post 1481166251 01-29-2017, 06:34 AM
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OP missed his leg day. waiting on pics and story time
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post 1481166571 01-29-2017, 06:42 AM
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It has been done boyos. Still in bed with her, will update later when I get home.

And yes, way too hungover to crush legs :/
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post 1481167051 01-29-2017, 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
It has been done boyos. Still in bed with her, will update later when I get home.

And yes, way too hungover to crush legs :/
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post 1481168541 01-29-2017, 07:21 AM
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pics and story !
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post 1481170001 01-29-2017, 07:44 AM
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Don't forget the ninja pics
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post 1481170871 01-29-2017, 07:59 AM
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post 1481171281 01-29-2017, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
This traffic better clear up soon. She said she knows everyone at the bar so it's not like she's sitting there awkwardly alone.
There's a reason she knows everyone at the bar....
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post 1481171601 01-29-2017, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted By ManWithNoName93⏩
There's a reason she knows everyone at the bar....
Oh snap, OP. I missed this. Get ready. Your herpes sores are going to look like the Athenians built the Acropolis on your dink.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1481176881 01-29-2017, 09:11 AM
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hurry up and give us the story
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post 1481177291 01-29-2017, 09:15 AM
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OP pls respond
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post 1481177631 01-29-2017, 09:19 AM
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How old are you OP?
post 1481178891 01-29-2017, 09:32 AM
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Alright brahs, I'm back home now. For some reason, email is going slow so pics haven't hit my inbox yet. Until then, I will cliff the story for you brahs. Thanks for being patient btw.

- OP shows up to bar 30 min late bc traffic
- Sloot already has shots and beers ready for OP upon his arrival
- OP and sloot get a nice buzz going, leave bar after about 30 minutes
- OP and sloot go to her house (conveniently ~5 min away lol)
- OP and sloot watch movie, start fooling around on the couch. OP receives fellatio during this time but does not bust nut
- OP and sloot move things to the bedroom, smash, OP unleashes a massive load in sloot's mouth/face
- Sloot receives phone call from neighbor/friend who also sounds like a sloot, sloot brags to her friend about just having nailed OP
- Neighbor/friend apparently has seen OP's tinder pics and thinks OP is hot
- Sadly, a threesome did not transpire
- OP and sloot fall asleep
- OP wakes up with massive hangover, calls an uber, and dips
- OP logs onto the misc to inform his brahs of the previous night's events


**I promise, pics are on the way!!!**
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post 1481179011 01-29-2017, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca⏩
How old are you OP?
I'll be 26 in a few weeks.
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post 1481179201 01-29-2017, 09:35 AM
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OP is making the misc great again
post 1481180051 01-29-2017, 09:43 AM
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Ugly chicks needs lovin too op, GJDM.
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post 1481180571 01-29-2017, 09:48 AM
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post 1481180681 01-29-2017, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By LugosiNineOne⏩
This is why ugly women have huge egos.
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post 1481180841 01-29-2017, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
Alright brahs, I'm back home now. For some reason, email is going slow so pics haven't hit my inbox yet. Until then, I will cliff the story for you brahs. Thanks for being patient btw.

- OP shows up to bar 30 min late bc traffic
- Sloot already has shots and beers ready for OP upon his arrival
- OP and sloot get a nice buzz going, leave bar after about 30 minutes
- OP and sloot go to her house (conveniently ~5 min away lol)
- OP and sloot watch movie, start fooling around on the couch. OP receives fellatio during this time but does not bust nut
- OP and sloot move things to the bedroom, smash, OP unleashes a massive load in sloot's mouth/face
- Sloot receives phone call from neighbor/friend who also sounds like a sloot, sloot brags to her friend about just having nailed OP
- Neighbor/friend apparently has seen OP's tinder pics and thinks OP is hot
- Sadly, a threesome did not transpire
- OP and sloot fall asleep
- OP wakes up with massive hangover, calls an uber, and dips
- OP logs onto the misc to inform his brahs of the previous night's events


**I promise, pics are on the way!!!**
You know your next adventure is hitting dat dere threesome, right?
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post 1481181231 01-29-2017, 09:55 AM
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so now you need a ride to get your car
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post 1481181421 01-29-2017, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
Alright brahs, I'm back home now. For some reason, email is going slow so pics haven't hit my inbox yet. Until then, I will cliff the story for you brahs. Thanks for being patient btw.

- OP shows up to bar 30 min late bc traffic
- Sloot already has shots and beers ready for OP upon his arrival
- OP and sloot get a nice buzz going, leave bar after about 30 minutes
- OP and sloot go to her house (conveniently ~5 min away lol)
- OP and sloot watch movie, start fooling around on the couch. OP receives fellatio during this time but does not bust nut
- OP and sloot move things to the bedroom, smash, OP unleashes a massive load in sloot's mouth/face
- Sloot receives phone call from neighbor/friend who also sounds like a sloot, sloot brags to her friend about just having nailed OP
- Neighbor/friend apparently has seen OP's tinder pics and thinks OP is hot
- Sadly, a threesome did not transpire
- OP and sloot fall asleep
- OP wakes up with massive hangover, calls an uber, and dips
- OP logs onto the misc to inform his brahs of the previous night's events


**I promise, pics are on the way!!!**
You gotta bang the neighbor now brah

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post 1481181751 01-29-2017, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted By santal0l⏩
You know your next adventure is hitting dat dere threesome, right?
Fuark, might be a possibility. Her friend sounded like your typical suburban housewife sloot who craves young cawk srs.
Originally Posted By HairyWBush⏩
so now you need a ride to get your car
My car was at home all night. Uber ftw.
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post 1481182351 01-29-2017, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
Alright brahs, I'm back home now. For some reason, email is going slow so pics haven't hit my inbox yet. Until then, I will cliff the story for you brahs. Thanks for being patient btw.

- OP shows up to bar 30 min late bc traffic
- Sloot already has shots and beers ready for OP upon his arrival
- OP and sloot get a nice buzz going, leave bar after about 30 minutes
- OP and sloot go to her house (conveniently ~5 min away lol)
- OP and sloot watch movie, start fooling around on the couch. OP receives fellatio during this time but does not bust nut
- OP and sloot move things to the bedroom, smash, OP unleashes a massive load in sloot's mouth/face
- Sloot receives phone call from neighbor/friend who also sounds like a sloot, sloot brags to her friend about just having nailed OP
- Neighbor/friend apparently has seen OP's tinder pics and thinks OP is hot
- Sadly, a threesome did not transpire
- OP and sloot fall asleep
- OP wakes up with massive hangover, calls an uber, and dips
- OP logs onto the misc to inform his brahs of the previous night's events


**I promise, pics are on the way!!!**
Great job OP.

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post 1481182691 01-29-2017, 10:10 AM
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really hope you wrapped it up OP...that chick is horrific
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