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Thread: I have decided to no longer hate all British people and only hate southern British

post 1490434531 04-09-2017, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Aussie939291⏩
I have decided to adopt the north of England as my second home and from this day forth only direct my hate to those south of the north/south divide.

f*ck Thatcher
F*cking Southern Fairies, amirite?
Since Aussie and northern accents both sound like nails on a chalk board, I'd say you have the right idea
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post 1490435001 04-09-2017, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Since Aussie and northern accents both sound like nails on a chalk board, I'd say you have the right idea
Considering the Australian accent originates from the south of England.
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post 1490439971 04-09-2017, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Aussie939291⏩
Considering the Australian accent originates from the south of England.
Cope more Samuel.
Aussie accent originates from the criminals we sent you.

Most criminals are northerners.
I mean most northerners are criminals.

I mean..
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Originally Posted By theluckylad⏩
Ladies and gentleman, his beloved Croydon.


At least they have the delightful seaside resort of Southend-On-Sea when they want to get away from it all..

Spoiler!
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post 1490485771 04-10-2017, 02:12 AM
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The boy W1LLW repping London. Can confirm is the goat. If you can't have a good time in London then the problem is you.
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Originally Posted By Samevans7⏩
saw you in another british thread, an aussie would slay on a night out in liverpool / chester brah srs
You say that like its some form of accomplisment.
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Originally Posted By Eterniity⏩
The boy W1LLW repping London. Can confirm is the goat. If you can't have a good time in London then the problem is you.
Yep, it's the usual 4 pages of northern cope
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Just came up from the pits to say good job on choosing the north.
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Originally Posted By Aussie939291⏩
Yeah pretty much the entirety of white Australia is? Why do you think Aussies can't stand brits most of the time.

Technically part german. But we could never track my fathers side past WW2, after we realised my great grandfather was in the germany army during nazi germany we kinda just laid off on it for a while. not digging through those skeletons.

But yeah, origins dated back to 15th century Kent, originally wealthy, became broke for unknown reasons, eventually Thomas (insert my last name) joined the first fleet as an able seamen in the British navy and settled in Aus.

Not that you care but I like talking about myself.
I'm from Kent.

Australia is nice but I didn't see much of it. A lot of bogans though who only know how to have a good time by getting sloshed. Have no idea how lucky they are that we sent their ancestors there. Girls are skanks though.
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Originally Posted By Chezdon⏩
Girls are skanks though.
speaking of skanks

got my first date with a northerner girl tonight. met her in a tesco last night and ran some "Do you know where the toothpaste is?" game. You know, really smooth stuff.

A bit conflicted though. I'm an introvert, I dig more of the quiet, sophisticated, classy type of chick. This girl is very attractive but is probably the strongest stereotype of northern obnoxiousness ever. She may as well fallen out of that Geordie Shore show. I mean in our 3 minute conversation she somehow managed to work in the words "kunt" and "orgasm"... ... ...k

i'm not going to try and plow on the first date, but then again i'm not going to embarrass myself by taking her somewhere fancy. i think this is a prime opportunity to enjoy "a northern bird" in her element and take her to just some pub to shoot the sht. if nothing else it will certainly provide lulz with attractive company.
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Originally Posted By W1LLW⏩
speaking of skanks

got my first date with a northerner girl tonight. met her in a tesco last night and ran some "Do you know where the toothpaste is?" game. You know, really smooth stuff.

A bit conflicted though. I'm an introvert, I dig more of the quiet, sophisticated, classy type of chick. This girl is very attractive but is probably the strongest stereotype of northern obnoxiousness ever. She may as well fallen out of that Geordie Shore show. I mean in our 3 minute conversation she somehow managed to work in the words "kunt" and "orgasm"... ... ...k

i'm not going to try and plow on the first date, but then again i'm not going to embarrass myself by taking her somewhere fancy. i think this is a prime opportunity to enjoy "a northern bird" in her element and take her to just some pub to shoot the sht. if nothing else it will certainly provide lulz with attractive company.
Holy crap

You're gonna get eaten alive
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Holy crap

You're gonna get eaten alive
you're not wrong. keep in mind, never met this girl in my life:

"oh i think the toothpaste is in that second aisle over there yeah? ah forget it i'll just show ya me-self because if it's not there you're gonna think im a vicious kunt"

***couple minutes of banter. agree to exchange phone numbers. hand her my phone to put her number in. i receive a whatsapp message while she has phone and it vibrates***

"fukin hell thats quite the vibrator. almost gave me an orgasm through me fingertip!"


lmao unreal... un. real.
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Originally Posted By W1LLW⏩
speaking of skanks

got my first date with a northerner girl tonight. met her in a tesco last night and ran some "Do you know where the toothpaste is?" game. You know, really smooth stuff.

A bit conflicted though. I'm an introvert, I dig more of the quiet, sophisticated, classy type of chick. This girl is very attractive but is probably the strongest stereotype of northern obnoxiousness ever. She may as well fallen out of that Geordie Shore show. I mean in our 3 minute conversation she somehow managed to work in the words "kunt" and "orgasm"... ... ...k

i'm not going to try and plow on the first date, but then again i'm not going to embarrass myself by taking her somewhere fancy. i think this is a prime opportunity to enjoy "a northern bird" in her element and take her to just some pub to shoot the sht. if nothing else it will certainly provide lulz with attractive company.
You see it's this complete lack of sophistication that is a deal breaker for me. Brb introduce her to your chums, brb a'rite u fookin kunt brb brb
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Originally Posted By GregoryPeg⏩
What about us Midlander brahs?? Does no one love us?
You're a northerner to me. Like Milton Keynes
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
You see it's this complete lack of sophistication that is a deal breaker for me. Brb introduce her to your chums, brb a'rite u fookin kunt brb brb
lol the accuracy... meanwhile in london:

brb "we can go for cocktails with the london riding club if you'd like? we meet up every other tuesday in green park for a few drinks and witty banter"
brb "how about just a nice coffee and stroll through hyde park? i don't have much free time this week as im interviewing with a few architecture firms here in london"

flash 360 back to liverpool:

brb "FAWKIN HELL your phone almost gave me an orgasm through me fingertip!"

lmao i'm not going to judge. I'm no 6ft model face myself. I'm just gonna keep an open mind and enjoy the lulz.
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nvm boyos, if you get bored of croydon go to brighton
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Originally Posted By 1outof10beta⏩
nvm boyos, if you get bored of croydon go to brighton
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
You see it's this complete lack of sophistication that is a deal breaker for me. Brb introduce her to your chums, brb a'rite u fookin kunt brb brb
You probably live in a shoebox surrounded by 24hr halal takeaways.

Lived in south east London (the only part not completely infested by immigrants) for nearly 10 years and it was very average.

The nice parts of the north like the middle class towns and villages easily surpass the south.

The West Country is the only other part of the country worth living in.
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Originally Posted By W1LLW⏩
lol the accuracy... meanwhile in london:

brb "we can go for cocktails with the london riding club if you'd like? we meet up every other tuesday in green park for a few drinks and witty banter"
brb "how about just a nice coffee and stroll through hyde park? i don't have much free time this week as im interviewing with a few architecture firms here in london"

flash 360 back to liverpool:

brb "FAWKIN HELL your phone almost gave me an orgasm through me fingertip!"

lmao i'm not going to judge. I'm no 6ft model face myself. I'm just gonna keep an open mind and enjoy the lulz.
I mean if you're only going to frequent chitholes like Liverpool (when Chester is literally a stones throw away) and not visit the decent side of the north (east) like York, Harrogate, etc etc (avoid Newcastle)

You cannot comment.

That's like saying everyone down south talks with a cockney chav accent.

Move in circles of better breeding and you're going to have a better time.
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Originally Posted By BootneckBrah⏩
You probably live in a shoeboxsurrounded by 24hr halal takeaways.
lmfao at the accuracy
Lived in south east London (the only part not completely infested by immigrants) for nearly 10 years and it was very average.

The West Country is the only other part of the country worth living in.
Also, I thought it was well known that it's SW or bust when it comes to london. (Chelsea and kensington off the table) Fulham, Vauxhall, Clapham, Battersea.

west has good vibes too though Windsor & Eaton / Wimbledon
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Originally Posted By BootneckBrah⏩
I mean if you're only going to frequent chitholes like Liverpool (when Chester is literally a stones throw away) and not visit the decent side of the north (east) like York, Harrogate, etc etc (avoid Newcastle)

You cannot comment.

That's like saying everyone down south talks with a cockney chav accent.
it's not like saying that though. chester and harrogate are tiny sub 100k inhabitants towns. how are you gonna say "come to the north. just avoid Newcastle, Liverpool, Manchester..." aka every major city.
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Originally Posted By W1LLW⏩
lmfao at the accuracy




Also, I thought it was well known that it's SW or bust when it comes to london. (Chelsea and kensington off the table) Fulham, Vauxhall, Clapham, Battersea.

west has good vibes too though Windsor & Eaton / Wimbledon
Very true but it's expensive in south west London.


You should visit the south west of England while you're here bro, Somerset is a beautiful county as are Devon and Cornwall.

Newquay is a real party/surfer town in the summer. But not low grade chav partying, it's s nice middle ground.
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
You see it's this complete lack of sophistication that is a deal breaker for me. Brb introduce her to your chums, brb a'rite u fookin kunt brb brb
Who hurt you, Sam?
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Originally Posted By W1LLW⏩
it's not like saying that though. chester and harrogate are tiny sub 100k inhabitants towns. how are you gonna say "come to the north. just avoid Newcastle, Liverpool, Manchester..." aka every major city.
Manchester is fine, as is Leeds, just better nights out than Liverpool and Newcastle.

My point stands, if you don't want to socialise with crass uneducated trash, you don't have to in any city, it literally your prerogative.
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Originally Posted By BootneckBrah⏩
A Northerner.
Plot twist: Samsbolton was head over heels in love with a scouser in his youth and she broke his heart. He's held a grudge against the entire north since.
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Originally Posted By EmmaW4tson⏩
You say that like its some form of accomplisment.
Nah it's easy to pull on a night out.

Some other brah said he'd get shanked in Liverpool and wouldn't pull cos he's Australian.

Just saying he wouldn't have a problem with his accent, unless he's an ugly socially awkward FA
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