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post 1503778181 05-06-2017, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
Escorts are used frequently by high status and wealthy doctors, businessmen etc. who don't have the time, nor want to spend the time with the dating game.
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post 1503780161 05-06-2017, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted By YourIHero⏩
LMAO @ paying for sex
What do you think you're doing when you buy a sloot drinks, take them out to dinner, etc? You're either paying with your time or money, usually both and there's no guarantee of a payoff either.
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post 1503781361 05-06-2017, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted By iifymbro⏩
What do you think you're doing when you buy a sloot drinks, take them out to dinner, etc? You're either paying with your time or money, usually both and there's no guarantee of a payoff either.
last lay i didnt pay for chit.

if a chick pursues me i dont pay for nothing.

let her know from jump what it is.

she tried to throw a fuss like she leaving..

only to be more attracted to me.

women logic.
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post 1503787731 05-06-2017, 11:09 PM
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msog or gtfo
post 1503809671 05-07-2017, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Nosmail⏩
lmao never heard of this backpage. looking at it now this is hilarious

edit: are these police baits?? professional photos... 19 year olds...
U wot M8? Never heard of backpage? I think the way they worded their ads you have nothing to worry about.
post 1503811571 05-07-2017, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted By DatPass⏩
What the fuk kind of virgin are you that you want to finger bang a hooker? LMAO



Inb4 this brah kisses hookers and goes down on them...
Phuckin lol
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post 1503811701 05-07-2017, 08:13 AM
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lol I love watching people first discover backpage, stay safe
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post 1503811821 05-07-2017, 08:15 AM
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never smashed an escort but was gonna few months back in Poland. Was bored in hotel so started reading ads and found this 21yo blonde godess whose profile said she was down for all kinds of crazy chit. Rang up but she didn't speak hardly any english. Thought phuck it, hung up and fapped. Nothing against it at all tbh
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post 1503812281 05-07-2017, 08:25 AM
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I banged a few ecorts from backpage

Hit or miss imo. Most of them are disgusting basic ass hoes, and looser than a mfker. But the service is in and out really, smash real fast, pay, and then they bounce.
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post 1503813781 05-07-2017, 08:48 AM
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Tried an escort off back page once....

Car pulls up to driveway, I come to door. Guy come's out tells me how much, but I say "where's the gurl?" He goes back to the car, some whale comes out. I tell them I'll brb with the money and I never came back.

Probably some couple put up an ad trying to make money, honestly you couldn't pay me to smash that nasty whale, and I like fat girls...
just another bruh tryna make it....

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post 1503815231 05-07-2017, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By zhengterry⏩
escort is short on time and i dont want to do it in the car
calls another ho
we meet and drive to her place
walk around back to a basement suite and an old crack head answers the door
i walk in take a piss and theres like 5 black dudes and a white guy in the room
by this point i already handed over the cash
old head tells me to leave before i get stabbed
week later i drive by the house and throw a plate on this cadillac i think its theirs (prolly not cuz they were in the basement suite).
window didnt break, i drive off lol
A plate? Like a dinner plate? Why not a brick or something bro? Fukking lol.
post 1503815441 05-07-2017, 09:11 AM
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She looks hot.
post 1503816501 05-07-2017, 09:27 AM
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how much did u end up paying ?
would rate/ 10

passing out is an option, quitting is not
post 1503816701 05-07-2017, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Kushkiss⏩
lol I love watching people first discover backpage, stay safe
Do you have experience in this field?
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance, and you don’t know karate. Face it. You’re never gonna make it.
post 1503853341 05-07-2017, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted By schlorabb⏩
hehe tfw you ****** in CA

thats all you ever gonna smash boyo
thats racist
Originally Posted By MrDevereaux⏩
A plate? Like a dinner plate? Why not a brick or something bro? Fukking lol.
nah a 5lb weight plate lol
post 1503853761 05-07-2017, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Stephen109⏩
I disagree. I use my full allocated time, still plenty of options when the session is coming to an end like finger bang etc.
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Why would you need to bang escorts at 26? There is a lot of women out there.
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post 1503854121 05-07-2017, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted By zhengterry⏩
nah a 5lb weight plate lol
Lol thats jokes. Did those black guys say anything to you? Must have been an awfukbye moment walking into the room.
post 1503863561 05-07-2017, 05:43 PM
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cool escort stories brahs
marketing for life
post 1503863761 05-07-2017, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
what a ripoff...if I pay for 30 min, I better GET 30 min lol
If u want to cuddle with a bish who gets semen sprayed by 1000000 dudes then ya
post 1503864601 05-07-2017, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Kushkiss⏩
lol I love watching people first discover backpage, stay safe
How many cawks have u serviced through backpage
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