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Thread: What would be more effective in a 2 year slayer phase - Audi S5 or Porsche Cayman?

post 1513043381 07-22-2017, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Not quite.

I intend to break out of FA, basement-dweller mentality for personal reasons, so I will cold approach girls at coffee shops, etc, and then when I order a drink, i'll subtly place my Porsche keys (if I go with this) next to my coffee and watch her eyes gravitate towards them.

Afterwards, i'll walk out with her whether from coffee shop or library or similar, and then press the unlock infront of her. When it illuminates, she will say something like "nice car, wow mirin' Chad hnnnnngggggggg", and then i'll offer a lift and drive fast and then she'll go for the kiss or say yes if I ask her for a date!
Lmao is this real life?
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post 1513043781 07-22-2017, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Not quite.

I intend to break out of FA, basement-dweller mentality for personal reasons, so I will cold approach girls at coffee shops, etc, and then when I order a drink, i'll subtly place my Porsche keys (if I go with this) next to my coffee and watch her eyes gravitate towards them.

Afterwards, i'll walk out with her whether from coffee shop or library or similar, and then press the unlock infront of her. When it illuminates, she will say something like "nice car, wow mirin' Chad hnnnnngggggggg", and then i'll offer a lift and drive fast and then she'll go for the kiss or say yes if I ask her for a date!
You better make sure your Rolex is peeking out through your sleeves bro or this may not work.

Also she must see you pay with your AMEX Black card.
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post 1513044731 07-22-2017, 03:41 PM
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I was getting laid whenever I wanted with a 10 year-old S2000 that needed a new cloth top.

It's in your head that any chick will sleep with you for a car. Either you have personality and confidence or you don't, brah.....
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post 1513044921 07-22-2017, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
I was getting laid whenever I wanted with a 10 year-old S2000 that needed a new cloth top.

It's in your head that any chick will sleep with you for a car. Either you have personality and confidence or you don't, brah.....
This. When I was single, I had a 10 year old Impreza. Pounded through miles of poon
post 1513048111 07-22-2017, 04:19 PM
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post 1513050641 07-22-2017, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
I was getting laid whenever I wanted with a 10 year-old S2000 that needed a new cloth top.

It's in your head that any chick will sleep with you for a car. Either you have personality and confidence or you don't, brah.....
Originally Posted By Phobaphobia⏩
This. When I was single, I had a 10 year old Impreza. Pounded through miles of poon
Not sure if srs to both. Brb posting that you have fast, powerful, aggressive, old school boy racer (rally) cars and then saying that you didn't get laid because of them...

The chicks blatantly slept with you because you had the Badboy White Jamal image brahs!
post 1513050711 07-22-2017, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted By WestAfrica⏩
Lmao is this real life?
Have you seen when Zac Efron does something similar with an Audi R8 in 17 Again?

Give me cliffs on why a Porsche wouldn't get the same effect?
post 1513051631 07-22-2017, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Have you seen when Zac Efron does something similar with an Audi R8 in 17 Again?

Give me cliffs on why a Porsche wouldn't get the same effect?
because that's a movie?

the way you type and carry yourself on the misc shows me that you have some kind of fetish where you pretend to be a loser on the misc for rep points.

surely no one is that pathetic.

also you have a bmw, why would that car Not work on sloots?
post 1513086471 07-23-2017, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted By corvade⏩
because that's a movie?

the way you type and carry yourself on the misc shows me that you have some kind of fetish where you pretend to be a loser on the misc for rep points.

surely no one is that pathetic.

also you have a bmw, why would that car Not work on sloots?
Bro, are you aware it's a heavy 5-Series?

I mean sure it's got cream leather interior and you can fly on the motorway... but it's not very practical or nippy at all in city centre driving.

If you picked up a random chick and took her straight on the motorway, she would think you are kidnapping her!

However if you picked her up in a fast, brash, twin exhaust, supercharged Audi S5 with silver grill, black alloys and full body kit - then she would want you to drive the streets like a hooly, corner apex's and go on country roads to a national park to make out/picnic

A BMW M135i may have a similar effect, and definitely an M4, but definitely not a diesel 5 series...
post 1513090651 07-23-2017, 01:26 AM
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Go with the porsche srs the only audi's that would make me think differently are the rs3 and rs6 but then again you can get a sports pack on the porsche for that money
post 1513122971 07-23-2017, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By BigAlBrah⏩
Go with the porsche srs the only audi's that would make me think differently are the rs3 and rs6 but then again you can get a sports pack on the porsche for that money
The Porsche would be a standard pack in the 40% off lease, does that change your decision?
post 1513127261 07-23-2017, 12:45 PM
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Unless you're going to be part of the lad+car scene why do you think an RS5 or Porsche (ghey) will land you young puss?

You turn up to your meets with a stock car? They'll pump you for answers and then see you're a faker and just out to make it rain in any gold digging whores panties. Not to mention the car scene is full of turbo sloots.



And I'm not talking about the car turbos either.
post 1513131231 07-23-2017, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
I was getting laid whenever I wanted with a 10 year-old S2000 that needed a new cloth top.

It's in your head that any chick will sleep with you for a car. Either you have personality and confidence or you don't, brah.....
all ypur girls are 3/10 so its not really an accomplishment
post 1513134181 07-23-2017, 02:04 PM
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I have a '94 ford ranger and a BMW , girls DGAF either way. The only chicks that check me out in the BMW and total single mom looking trashy chicks.
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post 1513135661 07-23-2017, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Coldsloth⏩
I have a '94 ford ranger and a BMW , girls DGAF either way. The only chicks that check me out in the BMW and total single mom looking trashy chicks.
lol that's the type I'm going for initial to get some feeder fights in... I am deep FA, remember?
post 1513135771 07-23-2017, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted By kopikum⏩
all ypur girls are 3/10 so its not really an accomplishment
Rekt lmao

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post 1513135851 07-23-2017, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
lol that's the type I'm going for initial to get some feeder fights in... I am deep FA, remember?
Then you gotta get on that Porsche bro real talk.
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post 1513137221 07-23-2017, 02:38 PM
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You need something more Alpha OP

I'd go with

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post 1513138151 07-23-2017, 02:49 PM
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Porsche IMO.

But this is stupid, don't waste that money.
post 1513138681 07-23-2017, 02:55 PM
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Buying a car for girls u mean beta phase
post 1513140381 07-23-2017, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted By WestAfrica⏩
Lmao is this real life?
i think so hes literally autistic. i believe that when a girl talks to him it counts as a slayer point or something LOL.
post 1534763041 11-16-2017, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By BrightThru2014⏩
Porsche IMO.

But this is stupid, don't waste that money.
What do you do with your money instead? Tell me why it's more worthy than driving a Porsche?
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