Gotchu check your PMs

I question your taste in men if you decided to even date a creepy fuk like that in the first place

Probably myself. I like to subtly catch glances of myself in the mirror, but not on purpose, it has to be mostly accidental. Sometimes I'll have long staring contests with myself to see which one of us breaks first.

Can you pm me it too please and thank you.

Done and done

bezarker

Me too pls

Here is another story a work colleague told me a while back.

This young guy at my work (his name is Wayne) told me his parents regularly took in adopted kids.

They would provide a temporary home for kids who were needing a full time home.

He is a good guy and i said to him that his parents must be good people, and how did he like having all these different kids staying with him, he said he didn't mind as his parents got paid for it.

He said most were ok, some could be shy, a bit weird or have issues, but there was one boy who was really messed up.

He was in his early teens, lets call him Brian.

The first couple of days were ok, he was quiet and amicable.

On the third day he said to Wayne's mother that Wayne had been horrible to him and tried to beat him up. It was lies and Wayne's mother knew Wayne had never beaten up anyone as it wasn't in his character (he really is a nice guy).

Anyway Wayne's mother is about to put socks in Wayne's socks drawer and when she opens the drawer she is greeted by a foot long turd in the drawer.

She asks Wayne and his sister about it and he is shocked and denies it and they quickly realise it must have been this new kid. They have the theory that the kid put the chit in Wayne's drawer either for Wayne to find it or his mother to find it and think Wayne did it.

The kid denies it.

The next day the mother realises that some of her underwear is missing and after checking Brian's room for it finds it under his pillow. She asks him about it and says he can't be doing stuff like that and all he says in return is "Have you ever imagined what Wayne would look like on fire?".

Waynes father was away working as he is a salesman and it was the middle of the week and he wasn't back until Friday night so his mother thought she would wait until he got back to sort it out.

Anyway that evening Wayne is in the kitchen with Brian and his mother and Brian points to a giant banana in the fruit bowl and very seriously says to Wayne "My dick is that big" loud enough for Wayne's mother to hear which embarrassed the chit out of Wayne, but Wayne being quick witted turned it into a joke asking him if it was also shaped like a banana which seemed to dumbfound Brian.

Around 2am Wayne's mother wakes up to find Brian fapping over her in her bed like a mad man, she screams and wakes up Wayne and his sister, Brian calmly walks out of the bedroom completely naked and exposes his hard cock to Wayne and his younger sister and says to Wayne "How about you suck it and i'll shut my eyes and pretend you are your mother?"

Anyway his mother made Wayne and his sister lock themselves in the bathroom , woke up the burly tradie next door neighbour to come around to stop Brian trying to leave until the cops came...but he hadn't.... instead he had unloaded his balls all over the mothers bed and was sniffing glue out of a plastic bag when they came back in.

Fuc adopting kids.

Lmao

Brian the next supreme gentleman, wouldn't doubt he is a miscr now

Bump.

B.u.m.p.