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Thread: Let's be real, most women don't know how to suck a cawk

post 1520061391 09-20-2017, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted By L0rdHumongous⏩
My ex before my wife was the Pai Mei of bj skills. I would have foot cramps after just 10-15 minutes of her going at it from curling my toes so hard. We dated for 4 years and right up to the end I would be giddy at work all day knowing that I have a 25% chance of getting one of those bj's when I got home. I am probably wanted for vehicular homicide counts due to her road head skills. Get a few beers in her and the entire drive home was a journey of ecstasy. She'd catch me driving by our apt or taking the long way home and just giggle about it and go back to work.

My wife is at least 2 or 3 steps higher on the looks/body scale, but she will not touch a dink with her mouth. She's a chemist and the thought of the germs freak her out. Oh, she literally demands that I chow down every other night, I guess that's not gross to her.

I am truly sad some days knowing that some other dude is getting those can't walk strait after mins of road head bj's.



Gotta ge equivalent exchange... she needs to bob that head if she wanna carpet ride
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post 1520061821 09-20-2017, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Maxamanius⏩
Had a BJ from several women in my life, 2 were experienced dirty milfs with lots of experiences. 9/10 times these sloots don't know how to suck a cawk I have to explain to them the proper technique. They always use their teeth or suck so hard it feels like your cawk is being sucked in by a vacuum. I had times where the tip of my dink was bruised from teeth marks and popped nerves from them sucking too hard. Never once did I came from a BJ.
maybe you should teach them
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I bet op can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
post 1520062321 09-20-2017, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted By atomicbbgum⏩
Start to finish is a bj, the other is foreplay.
I disagree but....ok
How many times have you sucked a dink without a happy ending happening
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post 1520066141 09-20-2017, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted By velvetmudhole⏩
I disagree but....ok
How many times have you sucked a dink without a happy ending happening
0 times
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post 1520066581 09-20-2017, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted By atomicbbgum⏩
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post 1520066991 09-20-2017, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
Opie can you teach me how to suck cawk properly pls
Can you give me a bj while you make that face in your avi?
post 1520085231 09-21-2017, 05:28 AM
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A gf of mine asked for pointers. Said her husband doesn't get off on her bjs. So I helped her out---on a live model. lel. She watched and took pointers. Of course, I'd pause to give her said pointers.
Too bad my model lasted less than five minutes each time. Maybe it's a true story. Maybe not.
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post 1520085571 09-21-2017, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted By GreekyBeth⏩
Why yes, yes we do.
LMAO perfect.
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post 1520085911 09-21-2017, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted By GreekyBeth⏩
A gf of mine asked for pointers. Said her husband doesn't get off on her bjs. So I helped her out---on a live model. lel. She watched and took pointers. Of course, I'd pause to give her said pointers.
Too bad my model lasted less than five minutes each time. Maybe it's a true story. Maybe not.
the real question here is did she do it on the live model
post 1520086121 09-21-2017, 05:52 AM
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Can tell right away, and if it's bad it's NC. It's not like they don't have a gazillion sources to watch.
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post 1520086371 09-21-2017, 05:57 AM
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The only time a BJ has ever been too forceful for me was when one girl tried to deepthroat me. Felt like a clamp on my dick head.
post 1520086451 09-21-2017, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Kay4Kool⏩
the real question here is did she do it on the live model
That's a negative.
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post 1520086771 09-21-2017, 06:05 AM
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post 1520087361 09-21-2017, 06:16 AM
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I usually get pretty good ones in blowjob bars


post 1520087891 09-21-2017, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted By J3remy⏩
I usually get pretty good ones in blowjob bars


I'm not saying I'm against it, I'm just saying that's at least half an inch of makeup.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1520088421 09-21-2017, 06:35 AM
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The girls who say they are great at it, really are horrid at it.

Its the ones who are humble that are the best. Only had one that stands out in my mind.....shed make an O with her lips and tighten her lips up and just let the spit run out to lube it.....fu.....king......hell...
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
They make these things you insert into your mouth and it holds it open for you lol

If you don't have those just imagine you are actually at the dentist and you have a bad cavity on your last molar. The penis is the drill and the dentist is gonna fill it...but first he needs you to open really wide! Lmao

For very girthy penises you may need to do some simple cheek stretching. Grab the sides of your cheeks and pull in opposite directions for 5 minutes a day. Soon 7+" girth will be no problem. You can then graduate to coke cans for practice
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If a girl Is anything like me they're most likely suckin for their own satisfaction. I can only get super wet by sucking and watching his face. No compliants yet and most guys are too afraid to say anything cuz at least their getting sucked haha I love it when I'm bad at it and he directs me and shoves my head or pulls my hair.
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I must be lucky because I've only had 2 girls that gave mediocre head. Majority were above average or great. Fiance could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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Originally Posted By L0rdHumongous⏩
My ex before my wife was the Pai Mei of bj skills. I would have foot cramps after just 10-15 minutes of her going at it from curling my toes so hard. We dated for 4 years and right up to the end I would be giddy at work all day knowing that I have a 25% chance of getting one of those bj's when I got home. I am probably wanted for vehicular homicide counts due to her road head skills. Get a few beers in her and the entire drive home was a journey of ecstasy. She'd catch me driving by our apt or taking the long way home and just giggle about it and go back to work.

My wife is at least 2 or 3 steps higher on the looks/body scale, but she will not touch a dink with her mouth. She's a chemist and the thought of the germs freak her out. Oh, she literally demands that I chow down every other night, I guess that's not gross to her.

I am truly sad some days knowing that some other dude is getting those can't walk strait after mins of road head bj's.
Dude, man the **** up. If she doesnt go down on you, you dont go down on her.

You're her bitch right now.
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Originally Posted By L0rdHumongous⏩
My ex before my wife was the Pai Mei of bj skills. I would have foot cramps after just 10-15 minutes of her going at it from curling my toes so hard. We dated for 4 years and right up to the end I would be giddy at work all day knowing that I have a 25% chance of getting one of those bj's when I got home. I am probably wanted for vehicular homicide counts due to her road head skills. Get a few beers in her and the entire drive home was a journey of ecstasy. She'd catch me driving by our apt or taking the long way home and just giggle about it and go back to work.

My wife is at least 2 or 3 steps higher on the looks/body scale, but she will not touch a dink with her mouth. She's a chemist and the thought of the germs freak her out. Oh, she literally demands that I chow down every other night, I guess that's not gross to her.

I am truly sad some days knowing that some other dude is getting those can't walk strait after mins of road head bj's.
I hope you're trolling.
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Agreed. Most women are not good at sucking dick. I for one, since young have read and asked others on how to eat pushy the right way. From experience it seems most women don't invest in their sexual education. They think taking dick is all they need to do.

It's a double standard boyos
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Originally Posted By FlexLex⏩
My girlfriend was very inexperienced when we first met (see sig) and she started using teeth, also spit out the goo ON ME the first time. Gotta train her early or she gonna be doing that **** forever. Sounds like the girls youve been with never had someone train them right. Most girls Ive had suck my dikc were pros, but probably because I went to school in the hood and these girls were all hos
Girl can be horrible at head yet have been ****ed by 100+ dudes.
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
OK what is going on with your Avi?
It's me...outside...lol what do you mean?
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Originally Posted By L0rdHumongous⏩
. She's a chemist and the thought of the germs freak her out. Oh, she literally demands that I chow down every other night, I guess that's not gross to her.
she's a chemist and she thinks your dink is dirtier than her vagina? does she make you listerine after you go down?

this is some awful science, so she's either a terrible chemist, or lying to manipulate you



as far as the topic goes, I'm very fortunate....the wife has great technique, perfect balance of mouth work and hand work on the shaft
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