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Thread: text this to a girl for guaranteed sex (early halloween edition 2017)

post 1520479161 09-25-2017, 09:18 AM
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[QUOTE=velvetmudhole post_id=1520476641][img]https://i.imgur.com/bc96Jqc.png[/g]

I put a lot of love in the icing

[img]https://i.imgur.com/DwkVxKo.png[/g]

I'll feed you tube steak smothered in underwear all night[/QUOTE]Depends on how well i get fed before??? Wow sl00t didn't even try to be witty and just went straight for the free meal request.
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post 1520479811 09-25-2017, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted By velvetmudhole⏩
she wants to be fed well
Lol I sent both of those fukit

and now we wait
post 1520480611 09-25-2017, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
Lol I sent both of those fukit

and now we wait
I was going to wish you luck but with lines like these you're in for sure. No luck needed



good luck
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post 1520481221 09-25-2017, 09:38 AM
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I'm in just gotta get on tinder/POF
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post 1520482151 09-25-2017, 09:45 AM
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ITT chads with matches on Tinder validating themselves with some circle-jerking
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post 1520483511 09-25-2017, 09:55 AM
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lol hilarious
post 1520483731 09-25-2017, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted By MisterJustice⏩
ITT chads with matches on Tinder validating themselves with some circle-jerking
Timothy is that you?
post 1520484141 09-25-2017, 10:01 AM
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I found a golddigger on first one lol

Spoiler!
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post 1520484181 09-25-2017, 10:01 AM
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^^^ That's prostitution not gold digging son.

Thread is mint. Keep them coming.
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post 1520484621 09-25-2017, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Mundungus⏩
^^^ That's prostitution not gold digging son.

Thread is mint. Keep them coming.
That's.. that's the right word LOL!
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post 1520484771 09-25-2017, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩

Love it.
post 1520484911 09-25-2017, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Bigdumogre⏩
Texted it to my wife

She said "Who the fuk is Annabelle?'

Need a good lawyer now
Hilarious.
post 1520485041 09-25-2017, 10:10 AM
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I'm going as santa and his sack has 7 calories with your name on it

Edit: in reply to bish who wanted to be fed^^

Edit Edit: actually can use this as a follow-up for any boring one liner response you get. Reps for results
post 1520485681 09-25-2017, 10:18 AM
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post 1520485811 09-25-2017, 10:18 AM
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Tell on of these bishes you can't wait for Christmas. You're going to dress up as Santa and she can sit on your lap and you can talk about the first thing that pops up
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post 1520488031 09-25-2017, 10:41 AM
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aye







post 1520489351 09-25-2017, 10:52 AM
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wut do brahs, nicole's got some tig ol bitties
post 1520492121 09-25-2017, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
wut do brahs, nicole's got some tig ol bitties
You should definitely treat that trick
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post 1520493441 09-25-2017, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By velvetmudhole⏩
You should definitely treat that trick
I just realized my bio is "Trump 2020" this whole time lmao

das it
post 1520493651 09-25-2017, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
wut do brahs, nicole's got some tig ol bitties
Make her take off the Steve Urkel glasses while banging her.
post 1520493781 09-25-2017, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By bustermac⏩
Make her take off the Steve Urkel glasses while banging her.
i actually find those pretty sexy tbhh
post 1520494821 09-25-2017, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
i actually find those pretty sexy tbhh
jizz on her glasses and then say "did Iiiiiiii do that?"
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post 1520499841 09-25-2017, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted By velvetmudhole⏩
jizz on her glasses and then say "did Iiiiiiii do that?"
give me another line to say brah
post 1520501941 09-25-2017, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
give me another line to say brah
Ask her if she just went to the dentist....because she has the whitest teeth you've ever cum across
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post 1520503111 09-25-2017, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
give me another line to say brah
99% chance its a fake profile mang
post 1520503701 09-25-2017, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF⏩
99% chance its a fake profile mang
was thinking that might be the case too. A bot just replying with "hey let's meet up"
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post 1520503731 09-25-2017, 12:48 PM
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In for nn586 clapping dem cheeks and dem teddies.. f8f8f8f8f8
post 1520504311 09-25-2017, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF⏩
99% chance its a fake profile mang
Yea big tits mcgee could definitely be fake, sent something else to confirm

The icing line seems to be working well

post 1520504761 09-25-2017, 12:56 PM
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just got asked "what are you on here for" in reply to said line

give me your worst
post 1520504841 09-25-2017, 12:57 PM
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