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» Chick turned me into her chauffeur, cuck story.
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post 1537191701 12-11-2017, 01:25 PM
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worst cuck story i've ever read. you wouldn't last 5 minutes over at reddit/cuckstories. usually people write them where their wife is getting pounded. just a tip for you bro. couldn't even get a boner reading this.
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of memes and trolls in toasted breads, i am not there, i am not dead.
post 1537192211 12-11-2017, 01:29 PM
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just checked my tracking number...... out for delivery...Thanks OP!
Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 1537192321 12-11-2017, 01:31 PM
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Wow....
women have no soul
Doordasher crew (SRS)
Bidet Crew
Nissan Versa 2023 crew
Bald crew
post 1537192421 12-11-2017, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol
Wow....
women have no soul
Wow.....
men has no bawls


who woulda thought?
post 1537193041 12-11-2017, 01:38 PM
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Thanks for the package bro!
post 1537193371 12-11-2017, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace
What did the chad look like? No homo. Srs

I think the word chad gets thrown around too loosely these days
Latino dude. 6 foot something. Looked like some Abercrombie model loser. ****ing **** boy haircut.

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post 1537194221 12-11-2017, 01:52 PM
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Lmaoooo that was the cuckening of a lifetime. Literally delivered her to another man so he could bang her. She will never respect you again

Lesson learned: don't try to get back together with a sloot who broke up with you. Just go NC
post 1537194521 12-11-2017, 01:55 PM
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You live and you learn.
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post 1537194581 12-11-2017, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Power_Strike92
Latino dude. 6 foot something. Looked like some Abercrombie model loser. ****ing **** boy haircut.
Please post a picture close to the phuckboi haircut.

Repped for returning btw.
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post 1537194721 12-11-2017, 01:57 PM
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OP has been working on his troll threads
post 1537196541 12-11-2017, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By ichBinBerliner
Tell her "Hey babe! I can pick you up in front that same Panera around 9pm. Drive by, beep the horn, wave and keep on driving. hahaha!
Go hard, tell her to get you a sandwich for when you arrive. Take the sandwich through your driver's side window. Leave her in the parking lot.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1537196751 12-11-2017, 02:16 PM
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It's time for pics OP.
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post 1537198161 12-11-2017, 02:28 PM
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hey thanks for the package bro





































post 1537198421 12-11-2017, 02:31 PM
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need pics and weight of package
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post 1537199991 12-11-2017, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d
I am literally dying of laughter at my desk.

"Thanks for the package bro"



Spoiler!
but srs Op, that ****ing sucks man. Find a new one quick so you can forget her faster, hell even have a laugh. Good luck mayne, repped
meet me at the bar
post 1537204731 12-11-2017, 03:30 PM
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Probably one of the most brutal stories I've read on the misc in some time. Goodness
post 1537208381 12-11-2017, 04:09 PM
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lmfao

‾\_(ツ)_/‾
post 1537210171 12-11-2017, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Wisathome
You're only a cuck if you give that bish a ride home.
This

I was expecting you driving her more places than just getting a ride to somewhere you were already going
post 1537210301 12-11-2017, 04:30 PM
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And why do we get cucked, Bruce? So we can learn to cuck others.
Look at my gay pink hat :)

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post 1537334081 12-12-2017, 07:58 PM
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Chick wants to hang tonight and bring Chad along. Friend is pushing for me to say yes just so we can get out and do something.

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post 1537335411 12-12-2017, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Power_Strike92
Chick wants to hang tonight and bring Chad along. Friend is pushing for me to say yes just so we can get out and do something.
swerve her so hard she wrecks herself
post 1537336201 12-12-2017, 08:23 PM
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Didn't read the post, only the title and it reminds me of a funny yet beta story.

My friend had a hot sister, I mean absolutely smoking. Due to all the guys fawning over her from sun up to sun down she was used to thinking of guys as servants rather than masters. One time she was at a nightclub in the city so the story goes and she couldn't get in a taxi for some reason so called her boyfriend (woke him up at like 1 in the morning - he must have had work the next day or something) and in less than polite terms told him to come pick her up (30+ minute drive each way) and he did it. I still shake my head when I recall this.
post 1537336871 12-12-2017, 08:29 PM
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Jesus, that has to be humiliating.

Hopefully, it taught you a couple lessons. One, don't date a girl who's a complete kunt. She obviously is one to be pulling something like that. Two, don't dwell one an ex. Move on in your life and get new pussy.

This is assuming that you're not trolling.
Originally Posted By Power_Strike92
Nah, she said her friend will drive her back down.
After he's done dicking her.


Edit:
Originally Posted By Power_Strike92
Chick wants to hang tonight and bring Chad along. Friend is pushing for me to say yes just so we can get out and do something.
Troll confirmed
post 1537339071 12-12-2017, 08:48 PM
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dont ever talk to her again op. dont care what she messages you. ignore
post 1537339181 12-12-2017, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted By DDSF1
I hope this is a joke

If not, please immediately book a flight to Northern California
Absolute pissening levels of this.





Real talk OP, I was going to say some dumb troll chit to you... but honestly, this (if real) sounds like a legit hurtful situation. Keep your head up and keep moving forward mate, f*ck that b*tch. SRS
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post 1537339311 12-12-2017, 08:50 PM
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Hey thanks for the package bro


post 1537339401 12-12-2017, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By MediocreGains
Jesus, that has to be humiliating.

Hopefully, it taught you a couple lessons. One, don't date a girl who's a complete kunt. She obviously is one to be pulling something like that. Two, don't dwell one an ex. Move on in your life and get new pussy.

This is assuming that you're not trolling.



After he's done dicking her.


Edit:



Troll confirmed
OP is a troll... in that case, solid roll bread OP
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post 1537340281 12-12-2017, 08:58 PM
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lol'd even if it's just trolling. a good story's still a goodie.
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