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My wife got me a foot massager for christmas (srs)
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Aren't you on your feet at your job all day? Maybe she got it because she figured your feet hurt after standing that long. If you think about it that way it's a pretty damn thoughtful gift imo.
Plus who needs gifts when you can treat yaself
Plus who needs gifts when you can treat yaself
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12-26-2017, 08:24 AM
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EXACTLY why I never ask for gifts because I'll most likely always be disappointed in what I receive. Just LMFAO. Dump her
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Originally Posted By rahfulz⏩
All right, new turn of events.Aren't you on your feet at your job all day? Maybe she got it because she figured your feet hurt after standing that long. If you think about it that way it's a pretty damn thoughtful gift imo.
Plus who needs gifts when you can treat yaself
Plus who needs gifts when you can treat yaself
I thought about this for a second and thought "huh, that's actually true, even though I'm in hybrid role now and not on my feet like 16 hours..."
then I remembered something...
under my home desk is a mess and stuff is stored there. I forgotSHE ALREADY BOUGHT ME ONE OF THESE EARLIER THIS YEAR
Not as a gift for a holiday, either
totally spaced on this because I've literally used it once when it was new and not really since
August 2023:
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12-26-2017, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Andresthetic1⏩
this, op you dont understand how women think yet? lol you seem naive for a married man, how long u been married lulz, one year?LMAO , She actually got that for herself but gave it to you as an present so she didint have to get you anything else.
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12-26-2017, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
Bro, she has no respect for you lmfao!All right, new turn of events.
I thought about this for a second and thought "huh, that's actually true, even though I'm in hybrid role now and not on my feet like 16 hours..."
then I remembered something...
under my home desk is a mess and stuff is stored there. I forgotSHE ALREADY BOUGHT ME ONE OF THESE EARLIER THIS YEAR
Not as a gift for a holiday, either
totally spaced on this because I've literally used it once when it was new and not really since
I thought about this for a second and thought "huh, that's actually true, even though I'm in hybrid role now and not on my feet like 16 hours..."
then I remembered something...
under my home desk is a mess and stuff is stored there. I forgotSHE ALREADY BOUGHT ME ONE OF THESE EARLIER THIS YEAR
Not as a gift for a holiday, either
totally spaced on this because I've literally used it once when it was new and not really since
She literally forgot a gift she has given you already?
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12-26-2017, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
you got cucked hard broAll right, new turn of events.
I thought about this for a second and thought "huh, that's actually true, even though I'm in hybrid role now and not on my feet like 16 hours..."
then I remembered something...
under my home desk is a mess and stuff is stored there. I forgotSHE ALREADY BOUGHT ME ONE OF THESE EARLIER THIS YEAR
Not as a gift for a holiday, either
totally spaced on this because I've literally used it once when it was new and not really since
I thought about this for a second and thought "huh, that's actually true, even though I'm in hybrid role now and not on my feet like 16 hours..."
then I remembered something...
under my home desk is a mess and stuff is stored there. I forgotSHE ALREADY BOUGHT ME ONE OF THESE EARLIER THIS YEAR
Not as a gift for a holiday, either
totally spaced on this because I've literally used it once when it was new and not really since
at least get her to sit on the other foot massager to get some entertainment out of it
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12-26-2017, 11:01 AM
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[QUOTE=veggie530 post_id=1538626171]All right, new turn of events.
I thought about this for a second and thought "huh, that's actually true, even though I'm in hybrid role now and not on my feet like 16 hours..."
then I remembered something...
under my home desk is a mess and stuff is stored there. I forgot[b]SHE ALREADY BOUGHT ME ONE OF THESE EARLIER THIS YEAR[/b]
Not as a gift for a holiday, either
[img]https://i.imgur.com/NPJsEdy.jpg[img]
totally spaced on this because I've literally used it once when it was new and not really since[/QUOTE]
lmao pls be a troll
I thought about this for a second and thought "huh, that's actually true, even though I'm in hybrid role now and not on my feet like 16 hours..."
then I remembered something...
under my home desk is a mess and stuff is stored there. I forgot[b]SHE ALREADY BOUGHT ME ONE OF THESE EARLIER THIS YEAR[/b]
Not as a gift for a holiday, either
[img]https://i.imgur.com/NPJsEdy.jpg[img]
totally spaced on this because I've literally used it once when it was new and not really since[/QUOTE]
lmao pls be a troll
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12-26-2017, 11:06 AM
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This is terrible and funny, if true.
The "I already have one" part is classic!!
The "I already have one" part is classic!!
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Originally Posted By TheAdlerian⏩
I wish I was jokingThis is terrible and funny, if true.
The "I already have one" part is classic!!
The "I already have one" part is classic!!
All be told, this isn't a big deal, it just made me sit back and realize how much cope I need in my life
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12-26-2017, 11:11 AM
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My wife also bought us a foot massager for Christmas that we share. Finding her to be quite useful for stuff other than foot massages.
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Lmao break out the old one and use it and see if she notices.
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12-26-2017, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted By askem⏩
They BOTH forgot he already had one.Bro, she has no respect for you lmfao!
She literally forgot a gift she has given you already?
She literally forgot a gift she has given you already?
Absolute chaos at OPs house lmao
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12-26-2017, 11:23 AM
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Inb4 stories of faulty chinese-built foot massagers that have been reported to suddenly and without prior warning grind users feet into a fine paste.
Now you can never relax again hahaha!
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12-26-2017, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
Listen, I had a very serious relationship with a woman who didn't "get me" and didn't seem to have many human emotions. I think she had a form of autism to be honest, but I ignored it for years. That wasn't smart.I wish I was joking
All be told, this isn't a big deal, it just made me sit back and realize how much cope I need in my life
All be told, this isn't a big deal, it just made me sit back and realize how much cope I need in my life
The inability of her to think of me was very problematic to me as it all hurt my feelings over and over until I couldn't take it.
I suggest you keep aware her behavior toward you. Does she care about how you feel frequently, or not?
One gift mistake could be due to work stress, that you have everything already, and so on. But, if it's part of a larger problem, you will have a terrible marriage.
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12-26-2017, 11:24 AM
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If you get anything from Brookstone or that looks like it would be sold @ Brookstone, you were a victim of a last minute shopping attempt. Not that everything from there is a bad idea, but its literally a store for **** nobody needs.
12-26-2017, 11:35 AM
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If she's not good at buying gifts, then laugh it off. If you're good at buying them, then be proud.
What matters is if her thoughtlessness is a pattern of behavior.
For instance, last night I went to a friend's house and forgot to bring a gift. I've been super stressed and spaced out trying to adjust to a bunch of stuff, so I forgot. Normally, I'm very thoughtful. I don't have a pattern of taking and not giving, so hopefully my friends will understand.
The OP has to watch out for patterns, not just one incident.
What matters is if her thoughtlessness is a pattern of behavior.
For instance, last night I went to a friend's house and forgot to bring a gift. I've been super stressed and spaced out trying to adjust to a bunch of stuff, so I forgot. Normally, I'm very thoughtful. I don't have a pattern of taking and not giving, so hopefully my friends will understand.
The OP has to watch out for patterns, not just one incident.
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
LmfaoAll right, new turn of events.
I thought about this for a second and thought "huh, that's actually true, even though I'm in hybrid role now and not on my feet like 16 hours..."
then I remembered something...
under my home desk is a mess and stuff is stored there. I forgotSHE ALREADY BOUGHT ME ONE OF THESE EARLIER THIS YEAR
Not as a gift for a holiday, either
totally spaced on this because I've literally used it once when it was new and not really since
I thought about this for a second and thought "huh, that's actually true, even though I'm in hybrid role now and not on my feet like 16 hours..."
then I remembered something...
under my home desk is a mess and stuff is stored there. I forgotSHE ALREADY BOUGHT ME ONE OF THESE EARLIER THIS YEAR
Not as a gift for a holiday, either
totally spaced on this because I've literally used it once when it was new and not really since
12-26-2017, 11:51 AM
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sit on the couch, have 1 foot in both of the massagers. wait for her reaction
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
LMAO ok nvm what I said. That's funny as hell.All right, new turn of events.
I thought about this for a second and thought "huh, that's actually true, even though I'm in hybrid role now and not on my feet like 16 hours..."
then I remembered something...
under my home desk is a mess and stuff is stored there. I forgotSHE ALREADY BOUGHT ME ONE OF THESE EARLIER THIS YEAR
Not as a gift for a holiday, either
totally spaced on this because I've literally used it once when it was new and not really since
I thought about this for a second and thought "huh, that's actually true, even though I'm in hybrid role now and not on my feet like 16 hours..."
then I remembered something...
under my home desk is a mess and stuff is stored there. I forgotSHE ALREADY BOUGHT ME ONE OF THESE EARLIER THIS YEAR
Not as a gift for a holiday, either
totally spaced on this because I've literally used it once when it was new and not really since
You should set them both up in your living room and have one foot in/on each and call her into the room.
Edit: got fukn dammit jimmy you wizard
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12-26-2017, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted By OfficerJimLahey⏩
Do this, and take a picture of it and her reaction. This thread is delivering in so many ways lol.sit on the couch, have 1 foot in both of the massagers. wait for her reaction
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Originally Posted By OfficerJimLahey⏩
Hahahaha yes do this! Record it for the misc and lulz.sit on the couch, have 1 foot in both of the massagers. wait for her reaction
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
LMFAO how the fuk am I still on spread with youAs soon as you leave the house, she's going to have a titty stuffed into each side of that thing with her hands elsewhere nomsayin
That gift is not for you
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
mystery solved, clearly she has a foot fetish and she’s only even with you for your feetAll right, new turn of events.
I thought about this for a second and thought "huh, that's actually true, even though I'm in hybrid role now and not on my feet like 16 hours..."
then I remembered something...
under my home desk is a mess and stuff is stored there. I forgotSHE ALREADY BOUGHT ME ONE OF THESE EARLIER THIS YEAR
Not as a gift for a holiday, either
totally spaced on this because I've literally used it once when it was new and not really since
I thought about this for a second and thought "huh, that's actually true, even though I'm in hybrid role now and not on my feet like 16 hours..."
then I remembered something...
under my home desk is a mess and stuff is stored there. I forgotSHE ALREADY BOUGHT ME ONE OF THESE EARLIER THIS YEAR
Not as a gift for a holiday, either
totally spaced on this because I've literally used it once when it was new and not really since
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Originally Posted By OfficerJimLahey⏩
Oh my stars, please do this. This is nuts. If there is any possible way you can record what happens, please post it here for endless reps.sit on the couch, have 1 foot in both of the massagers. wait for her reaction
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Okay, I'm going to attempt to record this.
I have a phone charger camera (no creep) that I've never used that I'm going to set up
I have a phone charger camera (no creep) that I've never used that I'm going to set up
August 2023:
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DL: 405 x 1 (PR); Trap Bar DL: 405 x 1
OHP: 185 x 3 (PR), 135 x 16
Chins: 22(PR) Pushups: 83 (PR: 101)
1 Mile: 6:45 (PR: 5:52)
12-26-2017, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
Now if these were some proper clamps that's another story but this? Nah.
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