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02-12-2018, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Lucianus⏩
Must be absolutely horrible, even if hes brave enough to come out at this point the life he’s built traps him inPoor guy. Don't be too hard on him though, because you can guarantee he's already in a really bad place.
Reminds me of Gareth Thomas’s story
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02-12-2018, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted By LukeS1⏩
Exactly. Every time he sees his kids he's going to be reminded of it, and the pain he's caused his wife etc. Not to mention his own despairMust be absolutely horrible, even if hes brave enough to come out at this point the life he’s built traps him in
Reminds me of Gareth Thomas’s story
Reminds me of Gareth Thomas’s story
02-12-2018, 02:08 PM
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02-12-2018, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Lucianus⏩
West LA is a fairly clean and classy place though, so it's not like guys are walking around with assless chaps and shouting, "Hey there girlfriend!" to each other. Would've run the hell out of there if it was. You do see LOTS of pastel colors though. I did feel a bit uncomfortable, but that had more to do with being in a place where everyone was gay except me than the place being loud or flamboyant.YTotally agree, I still feel so guilty for doing that to them and they think it was something wrong with them (no matter how much I say it's not) but it eats me up some days. But I definitely won't ever do it again
I get that communities like that are fun for some gay guys, but i'm extremely low-key and basically a hermit. I'm happiest when I'm alone (happiest i've ever been in my life since I've told everyone to fukk off and leave me alone, feelsgoodman)
Maybe that will change when i'm 30+ but for the time being things are good. I'm enjoying focussing on myself
Also I don't enjoy the presence of loud and flamboyant gays. (or loud anyone tbh)
I get that communities like that are fun for some gay guys, but i'm extremely low-key and basically a hermit. I'm happiest when I'm alone (happiest i've ever been in my life since I've told everyone to fukk off and leave me alone, feelsgoodman)
Maybe that will change when i'm 30+ but for the time being things are good. I'm enjoying focussing on myself
Also I don't enjoy the presence of loud and flamboyant gays. (or loud anyone tbh)
Of course, it being a classy place also means the rent is ridiculously high, which means that as a young guy you would either need roommates (which could be a huge pain) or some older, rich boyfriend.
02-12-2018, 02:42 PM
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some chick kept telling me "go deeper, deeper please" many many times after I was already extremely balls deep, btch what do you want me to do thats all i got
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02-12-2018, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By MediocreGains⏩
The even crazier part is that she let me hit raw. That chit sucks brah, sloots don't have any morals anymore.I've gotten that. But the best one was, "I only suck my husband's dick." I almost bertstared her on that one. I don't know if she expected some kind of applause for being fine with another man's dick inside her but drawing the line at sucking cock. Guess the marriage only applied from the waist up.
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02-12-2018, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By MediocreGains⏩
Haha yeah! I live in Scotland though and hate warm weather. I'm also a country brah and a hermit.West LA is a fairly clean and classy place though, so it's not like guys are walking around with assless chaps and shouting, "Hey there girlfriend!" to each other. Would've run the hell out of there if it was. You do see LOTS of pastel colors though. I did feel a bit uncomfortable, but that had more to do with being in a place where everyone was gay except me than the place being loud or flamboyant.
Of course, it being a classy place also means the rent is ridiculously high, which means that as a young guy you would either need roommates (which could be a huge pain) or some older, rich boyfriend.
Of course, it being a classy place also means the rent is ridiculously high, which means that as a young guy you would either need roommates (which could be a huge pain) or some older, rich boyfriend.
After I leave uni I want to become fully independent and live in peace and quiet in Scotland. I love men but I love solitude even more. Thank god for pron
02-12-2018, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Lucianus⏩
Ah, thought you lived in the US for some reason. But yeah, it has to be rough to be gay in the countryside in Scotland (not that I know anything about Scotland other than Scotch and kilts).Haha yeah! I live in Scotland though and hate warm weather. I'm also a country brah and a hermit.
After I leave uni I want to become fully independent and live in peace and quiet in Scotland. I love men but I love solitude even more. Thank god for pron
After I leave uni I want to become fully independent and live in peace and quiet in Scotland. I love men but I love solitude even more. Thank god for pron
02-12-2018, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted By MediocreGains⏩
Haha no, Scotland is extremely progressive (very left wing) and good for da ****s. I live near the capital city Edinburgh, but my parents own lot of land just outside of it, so I'm just used to peace and quiet.Ah, thought you lived in the US for some reason. But yeah, it has to be rough to be gay in the countryside in Scotland (not that I know anything about Scotland other than Scotch and kilts).
I think my desire for solitude overrides my sexuality if that makes sense. I just love no drama. I'm really happy right now thankfully
02-12-2018, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Lucianus⏩
plus even the straight men go around wearing skirtsHaha no, Scotland is extremely progressive (very left wing) and good for da ****s.
02-12-2018, 03:10 PM
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02-12-2018, 03:43 PM
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"You're only using me for sex" - a girl who i was literally only using for sex
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02-12-2018, 04:10 PM
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LMFAO @ these replies... wow... I'd get heated at some of these man middle finger to her! But of course the moment you lose your cool you lose her.
1. "will you be going now?"
Met girl same night, sexed, and wanted to chill with her honestly she was freakin fine! But I get kicked out instead, made me question if I sucked
2. "foreskin is so weird!"
This made me LOL. I heard of some girls straight rejecting or not giving head to guys cause of it, ****ing superficial and uptight hoez! At least this one was accepting of it
1. "will you be going now?"
Met girl same night, sexed, and wanted to chill with her honestly she was freakin fine! But I get kicked out instead, made me question if I sucked

2. "foreskin is so weird!"
This made me LOL. I heard of some girls straight rejecting or not giving head to guys cause of it, ****ing superficial and uptight hoez! At least this one was accepting of it

02-12-2018, 04:13 PM
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02-12-2018, 04:50 PM
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After a couple of minutes with all going well for me, she's into it, and she said "Oh yes, your size is perfect for me". The way it was said I'm pretty sure it was meant as a compliment, but it's really not a thought you want to be thinking about during the act.
You know it means she's had someone bigger, probably big enough to cause her some discomfort. Plus I am pretty overweight so suddenly I was thinking about the effect of that on length instead of thinking about all the chit that was making me horny. Fast forward ages, like 50+ minutes and I hear "are you going to come soon?". I'm thinking "I could have timed it for pretty much whenever I wanted if you hadn't started talking about my size". Then I realize that I'm feeling even less aroused, the whole thing has become pretty mechanical, and it's not going to end any time soon so I just give up and leave.
You know it means she's had someone bigger, probably big enough to cause her some discomfort. Plus I am pretty overweight so suddenly I was thinking about the effect of that on length instead of thinking about all the chit that was making me horny. Fast forward ages, like 50+ minutes and I hear "are you going to come soon?". I'm thinking "I could have timed it for pretty much whenever I wanted if you hadn't started talking about my size". Then I realize that I'm feeling even less aroused, the whole thing has become pretty mechanical, and it's not going to end any time soon so I just give up and leave.
02-12-2018, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
Hehe np men.plus even the straight men go around wearing kilts
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02-12-2018, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted By HessyB1⏩
I got off easy on that one before. Was nailing this big booty chick I had been into since high school (was graduated at this point). Night after night I took this little thang to pound town. So after a couple months of this, here was the conversation after I nutted on her (but before we cleaned it up):"You're only using me for sex" - a girl who i was literally only using for sex
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Her: “So what are we?”
Me (knowing what she’s asking): “What do you mean?”
Her: “I mean, are we a couple, or are we just fukin?”
Me (having just busted a load so I gave no fux): “We’re just fukin.”
Her: “Okay, that’s fine.”
She never asked me again, or gave me any issues about it. We fukd for years after that. In the end I’m glad she asked when she did because being that direct is NOT my style. Had she waited to ask...or god forbid asked while I was horny and wanting some poosay...I would have sugar coated the hell out of the answer and dodged the rest of the conversation.
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02-13-2018, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted By axiom15⏩
My ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she used to like it when I would pretty much put her entire pussy, clit, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and **** when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky **** might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so ****ing disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion.

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02-13-2018, 02:00 PM
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Wtf? Why is OP at band camp now?
For me the worst was during - she started talking 'daddy' and I immediately died inside.
For me the worst was during - she started talking 'daddy' and I immediately died inside.
02-13-2018, 02:06 PM
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A girl who I was dating , on the 3rd week we were getting into it and she wraps her hand around my hard cock and says "is it up ?" And I end it abruptly.
I went n/c a week later .
I went n/c a week later .
02-13-2018, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted By axiom15⏩
This is by far, one of the most disturbing things I ever read on misc..........Absolutely disgusting and regret reading it. holy fukMy ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she used to like it when I would pretty much put her entire pussy, clit, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and **** when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky **** might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so ****ing disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion.
02-13-2018, 02:16 PM
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Pulled out and started turning her around to doggy, then she goes "what are you doing?"
Ayyy... what you think bish
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02-13-2018, 02:17 PM
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02-13-2018, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted By LukeS1⏩
she definitely didn't have one with a bigger noseCouple of weeks ago a girl said to me a “thats the biggest dick ive seen on a white guy” made me lol
Worst was a couple of years ago i was having trouble sticking it in, she she says to reassure me “dw i’ve had bigger” felt bad mayn
Worst was a couple of years ago i was having trouble sticking it in, she she says to reassure me “dw i’ve had bigger” felt bad mayn
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anyhow, best, ex started crying and I was like the fu.k and asked why, she said that because it's so good and don't stop
worst, don't really remember, but pretty sure some lame sh-t the same girl said
edit: I'd say worst was when we got drunk, got on a bus, talked about doing it the whole way home, got home, started kissing, she said she's tired and doesn't feel like it, I'm like come on and keep kissing her body, and she, literally like I'd hold her down and force her, says ''this is rape''. one and only time I gently slapped her because that was beyond horrible to say and I didn't know how the fu-k to react
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02-13-2018, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted By ballzaak⏩
Tldr it was my virginity sex i’ve figured the game out since.Even when they have an orgasm, most women like you to slow down gradually rather than just jump off and go to sleep. So if she comes i'll lay odds she wants you to continue fingering her gently for a 5 or 10 minutes while you whisper sweet nothings in her ear. Be hot and passionate and jackhammer all you want but when it's calm-down time lay with her and be gentle. Guaranteed way to increase your reputation.
You don't have to go to town like you're on a mission, just sort of absentmindedly twiddle with her while you calm down. You've both had an orgasm so there's no goal, just touch her all over, tell her she's pretty, and say I love you.
If you are sincere, and afterglow with her, 10 to 1 she'll say it was the best sex she'd had in months.
You don't have to go to town like you're on a mission, just sort of absentmindedly twiddle with her while you calm down. You've both had an orgasm so there's no goal, just touch her all over, tell her she's pretty, and say I love you.
If you are sincere, and afterglow with her, 10 to 1 she'll say it was the best sex she'd had in months.
What you posted is way too much depth for a sexual encounter.
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02-13-2018, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By axiom15⏩
My ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she used to like it when I would pretty much put her entire pussy, clit, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and **** when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky **** might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so ****ing disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion.

02-13-2018, 02:32 PM
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Me: "Do you like it when I go deep?"
Her: "I like it when you try"
Never felt so ethered in my life.
Also there was this other chick who just had the worst sex noises of all time. "HuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" Sounded like a ****ing racecar.
Her: "I like it when you try"
Never felt so ethered in my life.
Also there was this other chick who just had the worst sex noises of all time. "HuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" Sounded like a ****ing racecar.
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