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Thread: Matched with a vegan chick on Tinder but she aint impressed, WAT DO (PICS)

post 1546491431 03-15-2018, 09:46 AM
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post 1546491451 03-15-2018, 09:47 AM
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‘I’m vegan”

That’s awesome! You’re gonna lose a ton of weight. Only what, 20 pounds to go? Me, I’m fit so I eat meat all the time.
post 1546491741 03-15-2018, 09:51 AM
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op, please tell me you're in the UK
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post 1546492311 03-15-2018, 09:57 AM
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next line should be "pls respond"
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post 1546492491 03-15-2018, 09:59 AM
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post 1546493351 03-15-2018, 10:09 AM
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Groce. Her pucci probably smells like asparagus
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post 1546493721 03-15-2018, 10:14 AM
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Do nothing and move on. Why waste time on a woman who has no interest in you? Thrill of the hunt? It ain't worth it, especially if she's a vegan.
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post 1546494161 03-15-2018, 10:21 AM
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Looks like the type of girl that expects you to do everything in bed
post 1546515001 03-15-2018, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By sv722⏩
How can you tell?
Her hideous face.
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post 1546515021 03-15-2018, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted By sv722⏩
Well she unmatched but i found out she works around the corner from me. We work in the same industry but she's basically a PA and i'm a professional. I'm gonna go there and pay her a visit.
well that's not petty at all.
post 1546516881 03-15-2018, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted By sv722⏩
Well she unmatched but i found out she works around the corner from me. We work in the same industry but she's basically a PA and i'm a professional. I'm gonna go there and pay her a visit.
Hmmm well when youre there, offer her a carrot or cucumber to screw herself with since she can't take meat or any humor.
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post 1546517271 03-15-2018, 02:31 PM
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post 1546517341 03-15-2018, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Eggiesinabasket⏩
Hmmm well when youre there, offer her a carrot or cucumber to screw herself with since she can't take meat or any humor.
Eggplant would be better
post 1546525541 03-15-2018, 04:02 PM
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god i hate these tinder hoes
post 1546527161 03-15-2018, 04:25 PM
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Just another boring tinder sloot
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post 1546527491 03-15-2018, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted By sv722⏩
Well she unmatched but i found out she works around the corner from me. We work in the same industry but she's basically a PA and i'm a professional. I'm gonna go there and pay her a visit.
In on supreme thread.
post 1546528501 03-15-2018, 04:43 PM
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she swerved you cause your opener .. shoulda waited a few lines before cracking a sex joke brah
post 1546528511 03-15-2018, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted By jackedup13⏩
Looks like the type of girl that expects you to do everything in bed
and wants a ring in the 1st 6 months.
Originally Posted By sv722⏩
Well she unmatched but i found out she works around the corner from me. We work in the same industry but she's basically a PA and i'm a professional. I'm gonna go there and pay her a visit.
Originally Posted By shoelaces⏩
In on supreme thread.
IN! on evidence for restraining order thread.
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post 1546528851 03-15-2018, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Clinos⏩
IN! on evidence for restraining order thread.
Never seen a guy get so rustled at being unmatched on tinder that he would track the girl down in real life and make plans to confront her. Dude is going to end up losing it and we are going to be on TV again.
post 1546530611 03-15-2018, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By sv722⏩
Well she unmatched but i found out she works around the corner from me. We work in the same industry but she's basically a PA and i'm a professional. I'm gonna go there and pay her a visit.
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post 1546530741 03-15-2018, 05:11 PM
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Uh oh Misc, we about to be on the news again. In b4 Vegan-Killer Brah story unfolds.
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post 1546536041 03-15-2018, 06:13 PM
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Better update with pics, your future reps depend on it
post 1546566061 03-16-2018, 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted By sv722⏩
Well she unmatched but i found out she works around the corner from me. We work in the same industry but she's basically a PA and i'm a professional. I'm gonna go there and pay her a visit.
oh chit, in. Reps on sight if you deliver
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post 1546566241 03-16-2018, 01:54 AM
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OP if you're really going to pay her a visit, just act like a complete stranger and say "Random question; are you a vegan?". Say she has the complexion of someone who avoids meat or something, but see how much of a vegan tirade she can go on when prompted.

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Originally Posted By nogainnogain⏩
you ****ing vegan, ill have you know i graduated top of my class from burger king university in burger flipping and have flipped over 9000 burgers in my day you dumb vegan, but you wouldn't know that would you you soy muncher? If you said that to my face I would be flipping patties all over your vegan face and you'd be full of my meat before you even knew what was happening.
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post 1546606851 03-16-2018, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By sv722⏩
Ok so what's a good opener then?
well you already passed up your chance RIP

since it's tinder you can just be upfront and do what you did but with fertilized it's really overt, so lower success rate

basically the same line without "fertilized" in it would have been more subtle and less jarring for her. talking about breakfast in the morning still gives the sexual implication that you are shooting for.

but she doesn't seem interested in you regardless so it doesn't matter

on to the next my young mackdaddy
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Ohh chit just got real.

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post 1546609551 03-16-2018, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted By sv722⏩
Gotcha but why do sloots match if they're not interested?
Remember when you were a kid and you would see a shiny rock and pick it up, look it over and decided it was crap and threw it away?
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she's as flat as a board so you dodged a bullet there op
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