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» Might bang this single mom tonight but I might need a friend (pics)
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post 1547448581 03-26-2018, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol
dont know why but interacting with single mothers is completely different. I have 3 different ones that are basically worshipping me and sexting me at the same time.
its like theyve been conquered already and lost their ego that most females seem to have.
Too bad they popped out kids or id date them. Nothing wrong with some fun though
Most have a need for male interaction. A lot of them say their pregnancies were "accidents" but they wanted the kid without admitting it. A lot of them want a dude just to them at all times. They think the kid will be something that will keep the dude wanting them. It's usually not a "im going to make this guy get me pregnant" but more of a "i am not going to take precautions" thing.
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post 1547448731 03-26-2018, 08:58 AM
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the fact she still wants to bang after you commented on her childrens' beauty tells you everything about this sloot
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post 1547455591 03-26-2018, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Brandon556211
the fact she still wants to bang after you commented on her childrens' beauty tells you everything about this sloot
I've also found it odd that TONS of women advertise their kids on dating sites. 'Don't you wanna come take care of us? Cmon, toss some green our way!'
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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post 1547455851 03-26-2018, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted By quadfecta
“Stay home mum”

“Single with two daughters to provide for”

Pick one
This.
Belief without evidence is a fools game.

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post 1547456781 03-26-2018, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By devin45k
Most have a need for male interaction. A lot of them say their pregnancies were "accidents" but they wanted the kid without admitting it. A lot of them want a dude just to them at all times. They think the kid will be something that will keep the dude wanting them. It's usually not a "im going to make this guy get me pregnant" but more of a "i am not going to take precautions" thing.
Another scenario:

Theyre looking for a beta provider
post 1547457611 03-26-2018, 10:43 AM
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I must be a psycho. A woman like that I'd get much more enjoyment out of rejecting her in the most mean-spirited way than I ever could having her near my naked dick.
post 1547457841 03-26-2018, 10:46 AM
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post 1547460231 03-26-2018, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Brandon556211
the fact she still wants to bang after you commented on her childrens' beauty tells you everything about this sloot
There's a lot of things wrong in this thread, but what's wrong with this?
post 1547460981 03-26-2018, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Aaronza
After reading your text game I can confirm OP is a miscer
this lol gives me motivation though
post 1547463491 03-26-2018, 11:51 AM
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How the fuk is she a 'stay at home mom' if she's single? Strong red flag
Your schtick sucks and it screams insecurity.
post 1547463601 03-26-2018, 11:53 AM
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Oh look, a single mom sloot with tramp stamps, how unique
post 1547463631 03-26-2018, 11:53 AM
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Maybe I watch too much porn but she is so average that it doesn't even seem worth the effort. I'd rather fap.
post 1547464261 03-26-2018, 12:01 PM
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your texting was so creepy even this desparate trashy chick got bad vibes from it. you failed when she asked if you had ANY friends for a girl (basically offering up her for sex is the clear vibe as well) and you say Haha no. Thats why she brushed you off. if you wanted to sieze the threesome for a potential your chance was there and it was so ****ing easy. say something clever and funny about wanting them both. if it went badly, well you were already an ultra creep anyways, and who gives a ****. you could have trtied.
post 1547464451 03-26-2018, 12:04 PM
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Any man who uses monkey emojis should be castrated

You text like a complete and utter *******

Also your opener is pure JaymzJ cringe game

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post 1548639991 04-09-2018, 07:10 AM
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Well?

Was she alone?
Either you're somebody, or you're nobody.

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post 1548640381 04-09-2018, 07:18 AM
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Pls update.
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post 1548641061 04-09-2018, 07:29 AM
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I have a friend for your roommate too, he's in my pants.
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post 1548641251 04-09-2018, 07:33 AM
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"Your kids are beautiful."



Exactly what were you thinking when you decided that this would not come off as being an autistic ped0?
post 1548641511 04-09-2018, 07:38 AM
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should've hit her with that
"single mom of 2?"
her: yes
"wanna be single mom of 3?"
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post 1548641571 04-09-2018, 07:39 AM
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lol single mom
post 1548641821 04-09-2018, 07:43 AM
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post 1548642591 04-09-2018, 07:53 AM
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"Your kids are beautiful" "Are you alone?" Trolljob for sure.

It must be quite difficult to provide for 2 kids while staying at home. She's a true hero managing to do this while finding the time to be slammed by random internet males.
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post 1549551581 04-19-2018, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted By EDMFloridaBrah
Well?

Was she alone?
bump still waiting for OP to update us
Either you're somebody, or you're nobody.

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post 1549556831 04-20-2018, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted By menseks
like others have said, how is she a single with 2 kids AND a stay at home mom?
She would be on the dole (government benefits) and probably gets child support from the 2 fathers. I'd assume NZ is just like Australia and heaps of sloots do this so they don't have to work. It's a joke.
post 1549557021 04-20-2018, 12:21 AM
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Wait is she showing her kids on tinder? Not sure I wanted my mom showing me on tinder as a 10 year old.
Everything I post is trash.
post 1549557331 04-20-2018, 12:28 AM
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