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Thread: Girl just hit me with this, wut do?

post 1551000671 05-07-2018, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Mortar34⏩
Sigging it if it happens.

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post 1551000801 05-07-2018, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted By LeoThedude⏩
Ok maybe not a 7/10 but comon I haven't had sex in 4 months since my breakup, not like she's a land whale. You can't tell me some of you miscers wouldn't still smash when it's being thrown at you like that. Seeing as how she's about 3 points below my ex and has clinger written all over her I wouldn't take it beyond one smash though. But to me one smash isn't worth breaking a girl who helped talk me through some dark times so dunno what to do, guess NC is best way to proceed.
"breaking a girl" Man, what the F are you talking about? It sounds like she wants to use you as a human dildo because it has been a long time for her and she wants to get laid just like you. Sometimes a fuk is just a fuk and not the prologue to your paranoid fantasies.
post 1551000811 05-07-2018, 02:52 PM
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Another autistic ******* that’s overthinking a simple text from a girl who just wants the D
post 1551002171 05-07-2018, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted By LeoThedude⏩
Honestly she looks better in person but still below my standards... Was just somebody to talk me through tough times and now wants to smash so am confused how to proceed. Probably just need to NC at this point.
the only way to get over someone, is to get under someone. Now stop being a *******, tell her that you're just looking to smash, and if she even considers something more, you're out. Smash, wipe your tears, and go lift ffs.
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post 1551002751 05-07-2018, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted By LeoThedude⏩
I've felt hollow these past 3 or 4 months brah, I'm not my usual horndog self. That's why I'm not even trying to get with girls or seek relationships out right now. I'm waiting for that passion to come back. But I don't wanna break this girls heart either.
Then just be straight up with her. Be firm and honest. Be a man about it. Don't stutter some insecure weirdo emotional bull****.
post 1551003031 05-07-2018, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By LeoThedude⏩
I've smashed over a dozen girls before I got into my previous 5 year relationship.... I'm just in a state where I'm more worried about my life goals then puss atm.
Why make this thread then? Sounds like you know what you want to do
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post 1551003221 05-07-2018, 03:21 PM
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Lmao fk me brah,

If you wanna smash do it
If you don't, don't

But if your decision is no because you wanna not break her heart you should've said no, but your responses in the messages kept adding on more info because you actually do want to fuk, but say goodbye to ur pecker bcos she's gunna karate chop that mofo off once you stop giving it to her
post 1551003231 05-07-2018, 03:22 PM
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Not reading all of this cause I assume all the posts are making fun of opies weak azz game. Lmao
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post 1551003271 05-07-2018, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted By TimeTravelerBro⏩
Chuckled reading your comment, then looked at rep power and busted out laughing.

Loled
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Just LMAO
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post 1551003351 05-07-2018, 03:23 PM
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“I don’t want her to catch feels”


Blah blah blah. What is this ****ing nonsense? Srs. If you want to **** her then **** her. The only time you shouldn’t is if she or you are in a relationship, dirty or underage.

If you want to have sex with her then have sex with her. I swear some of the responses you guys give are such bull**** brb “yes I want to fuk you baby but won’t because I care too much about your feelings” lol sure thing.

Wtf is going on with guys these days.
post 1551003431 05-07-2018, 03:24 PM
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Go fuk her before you get real desperate and regret sleeping with some random whale.

She wants dick, you want sex, fuk it go smash *******
post 1551003811 05-07-2018, 03:30 PM
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So when did Teen Misc merge with General Misc?
post 1551004301 05-07-2018, 03:36 PM
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******* OP, listen very carefully to what I'm about to say...

Declining a free smash? No worries brofessor for Jack The Lad from Nottingham, Enrique Brochacho from the Favelas and/or Lamaris Javaris Lavarison from Wakanda will happily tickle her guts with their respective Sausage, Burrito and Chicken Wrap. Then when it's time for you to use her as an emotional tampon to pour out your dark thoughts, she'll reply with a "hey can we talk about that another time? I'm really tired and not feeling it right now". Well of course after her internal organs were reshuffled by the above Bromies. But in your head you'll rationalise it and think "ahh she must be tired. Bad day perhaps hehe hue hue I'll talk about my issues tomorrow then". Little did you know that her brain has been rewired already by Pillar Men that would rather have their balls chopped off than be caught turning down a free smash.
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post 1551004521 05-07-2018, 03:40 PM
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Lol'ing hard.

C'mon, bruh. Ask to her chill and let the story unfold.
post 1551005401 05-07-2018, 03:49 PM
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Jesus Christ at those texts. If you want to smash, then do so. If you don't, then don't. But what's with the "I'd like to spend some time together first" nonsense? You're not the one with the vagine OP, or at I assuming the wrong gender here?
post 1551006481 05-07-2018, 04:03 PM
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If her room's that messy imagine the state of her butthole. Avoid
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post 1551006581 05-07-2018, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Fukkin lmao @ friendzoning yourself. You're one thoughtful fella ain't ya?
Legit this. god dam OP what the fuk.

She basically said "I need to get laid, you down?"

And you tried to be all sensitive Sam with her.

100% chance she's texting some other dude now because your text game got her dry as fuk.
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post 1551006791 05-07-2018, 04:09 PM
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Phucking ******* OP just friendzoned himself..
Just go get a sex change, you don’t deserve to possess testicles.
post 1551006891 05-07-2018, 04:11 PM
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op is a *******
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post 1551006911 05-07-2018, 04:11 PM
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Change username to Leothe*******
post 1551006981 05-07-2018, 04:13 PM
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Op do you have a vagina?
Shreds > cheats
post 1551007001 05-07-2018, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
You probably should have just written "yes" and left it at that.
this

close a sale asap b4 2nd guesses set in

always always

leave the extra analysis for the lady
post 1551007411 05-07-2018, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted By YIAMSOMEBODY⏩
Dude, you're letting The Misc poison your brain into NC'ing for no reason. Okay, she wants sex....doesn't mean you HAVE to have it, but that also doesn't mean you have to NC someone you consider a friend because you don't view this potential thing the same way she does. Does that make sense? Letting someone go who helped you just because these guys are telling you to do so? Half of them are lonely as fukc, so they want you to be the same way.

If you don't want sex, don't do it. But the friend thing, I wouldn't throw that away if she's cool peeps.

If you do decide to have sex, there needs to be some clear rules beforehand. Pretty much you two know you aren't in a relationship, so it's just sex. It can be done, but it needs to be spelled out first.
i was with you until the last part, she looks like a huge clinger, dont do it op but stay friends.
post 1551008401 05-07-2018, 04:35 PM
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sloot looks crazy. your cringe responses ironically helped u out
be the turtle in the race.
post 1551011211 05-07-2018, 05:12 PM
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Answer should just be "I'd fuk you like a God"
post 1551018391 05-07-2018, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Famuz⏩
Dude you said a 7/10.... then you show us this?!?!


Tempted to make you red fella
best comment in this whole thread. made me lol hard. gg
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You're 25 years old, and you're acting like a teenager in high school.
post 1551086001 05-08-2018, 02:37 PM
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Didn't expect this thread to blow up so much, you *******s gotta realize this is a girl that I just had seen as a friend which is why her coming at me with that all the sudden caught me off guard and I gave the type of responses I did.... But I made up my mind and made it clear it wasn't gonna go beyond more than sex and we're scheduled to hook up on my days off this weekend. If she tries to take it to more than that just gonna go NC. Thanks brahs for all your input and hope you *******s had a good laugh.
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Originally Posted By LeoThedude⏩
Didn't expect this thread to blow up so much, you *******s gotta realize this is a girl that I just had seen as a friend which is why her coming at me with that all the sudden caught me off guard and I gave the type of responses I did.... But I made up my mind and made it clear it wasn't gonna go beyond more than sex and we're scheduled to hook up on my days off this weekend. If she tries to take it to more than that just gonna go NC. Thanks brahs for all your input and hope you *******s had a good laugh.
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Originally Posted By supercrunch⏩
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