Girl wants me to smash her and her chubby friend. Should I? [Pics]

05-22-2018, 04:39 PM

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both the girls look like they have the Hank Hill azz lol

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05-22-2018, 04:46 PM

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She's probably just trying to get her fatty friend laid.

Guarantee you're just going to end up alone with the fatty.

05-23-2018, 12:59 AM

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bumping for updates.

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05-23-2018, 01:32 AM

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in on 3some updates, good luck op

05-23-2018, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted By andishehhank⏩

never will i be shared, never! lol

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05-23-2018, 07:45 AM

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05-23-2018, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩

I have a bad feeling brah...when a bitch says my friend is thicc, that means trouble usually

This but id just pound two shots before opening the door

05-23-2018, 07:48 AM

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05-23-2018, 07:49 AM

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Only on the Misc will you see such *******ry being asked.... so you have not one but two pieces of a$$ that mean absolutely nothing to you that want the P in the va-gee...

1)why would you have to get on the internet and ask a group of guys you don't know if you should smash... Yes you *******... you smash... what if you get ran over by a truck transporting tampons tomorrow and die...

2)Yes ******* you smash

3)*******

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05-23-2018, 07:49 AM

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05-23-2018, 07:51 AM

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#101

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Originally Posted By 1slo5oh⏩

Only on the Misc will you see such *******ry being asked.... so you have not one but two pieces of a$$ that mean absolutely nothing to you that want the P in the va-gee...

1)why would you have to get on the internet and ask a group of guys you don't know if you should smash... Yes you *******... you smash... what if you get ran over by a truck transporting tampons tomorrow and die...

2)Yes ******* you smash

3)*******

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05-23-2018, 07:52 AM

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#102

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Originally Posted By DoctorKazama⏩

Why would you bother blurring out the face of some random tinder sloot? lmao

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05-23-2018, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩

The salty detectives have really hurt this place

Truth. No one can troll or have legit funny threads without some angry basement dweller ruining it to attempt to make everyone else as miserable as they are.

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05-23-2018, 07:55 AM

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did OP dieded?

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05-23-2018, 07:56 AM

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do it op. do it for us married brahs

05-23-2018, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted By spadelexus⏩

I struggle with approach anxiety. I can cold approach multi million dollar CEO's power frame them and close deals but put me in front of a hot girl and I stuttor like an autistic mule.

Wow, that sucks but I know the feeling. My situation is kind of different. If I'm really attracted to a girl I sort of just gravitate towards her naturally and don't have issues with it. Its like the more attractive a girl is, the more calm I am around her and the more natural words come out of my mouth. Where I struggle is going out trying to smash random sloots that I'm not really that attracted to but "a hole is a hole." I get nervous that they are going to see thru my bullchit I guess.

Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩

The salty detectives have really hurt this place

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05-23-2018, 08:02 AM

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imagine the chub girl eating your ass while the other sloot is suking your dik.... hnngggg

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05-23-2018, 08:05 AM

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#108

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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩

Ops posted pics before he doesn't actually look great, ild just say normal looking white guy. But add he's tall and has blue eyes if I remember right, guess that's all you need.

Being tall really, really helps.

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05-23-2018, 08:08 AM

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lol who refers to their friend as "on the thick side"

05-23-2018, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF⏩

lol who refers to their friend as "on the thick side"

Well she wouldn't say "fat".

05-23-2018, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted By NukYavlen⏩

Well she wouldn't say "fat".

lol but she is thinking it. lol these hoes are the type to fuk op and during pillow talk, talk about how much she hates her "thick" friend

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05-23-2018, 08:52 AM

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OP is pathetic. Divorced middle aged single dad with a sex addiction problem who likes to brag how he dominates and chokes woman. And posts it on an Internet forum.

That being said, any updates?

05-23-2018, 08:57 AM

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#113

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Probably a setup. Op probably got his organs harvested and sold on black market. Never meet up with internet strangers at their hotel room dummy.

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05-23-2018, 08:59 AM

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05-23-2018, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted By mp83⏩

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05-23-2018, 09:13 AM

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