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post 1564854091 10-29-2018, 12:25 AM
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post 1564855701 10-29-2018, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Autumnal⏩
The realization I wasted probably on average probably 8 hours of time commitment, variable w/ frequency of texting, probably some money, and could've probably just jacked off at home and been as satisfied. Girls I've slept with recently have been pretty good in bed but on average women are pretty bad at sex. On top of all the time and possibly money I have to put in the cardiovascular effort and go into a goddm catabolic state just to blow my load in this 6/10 idiot who probably fked a guy within the past 24 hours. After I cum I try to plot my escape immediately without being particularly rude, and god forbid they came to my place
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post 1564855981 10-29-2018, 01:46 AM
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the part where they laugh and walk out leaving me with dink in hand...
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post 1564856551 10-29-2018, 02:14 AM
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Trying to eat a chicks ass while she lays in bed and she's thrashing around like fcuking golfer when up her ass


Chicks who suck at head

Putting it in (f*ck you that part is hard)

Complaing about cum in face/ mouth/hair

Dealing with ED (hasent been a issue like the past but if im not 100% attracted to them it will get soft)
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post 1564857151 10-29-2018, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted By JRJester⏩
Wow... girls with swamp ass and toilet paper balls caked to their vagina/ass...u guys r banging some nasty women. Its called showering.. get them to try it
this lol, only time ass smell is accetable is if you are banging some sweaty hoe in a club toilet.

things i hate:
spending time after
phucking while having a bloated stomach and struggling to hold in my farts during orgasm
if she has a rash from shaving the vag
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post 1564859351 10-29-2018, 04:35 AM
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-Smelly pussy
-Girl preventing you from going too deep/ past the tip point with small thrusts.
-Girl not moaning/making sounds/not giving any feedback about how you perform and what makes her eyes roll back in her head.
-Hairs on the breasts.
post 1564863091 10-29-2018, 06:28 AM
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- When she tries to pull off the mouth gag
- Always crying and screaming stop
- When she tells me she has a family who loves her and she wont tell anyone
- The part where these dirty sloots call the fukking cops....FFUUUKKKK
I just came here on the internet to lie
post 1564863271 10-29-2018, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Caeculus⏩
I hate when they fall asleep on my arm and then I can't move it and my arm falls asleep.
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Move your ****ing arm
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post 1564864441 10-29-2018, 06:56 AM
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The fact that I have to pay for it
post 1564865691 10-29-2018, 07:19 AM
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For a brah who is partially blind in his left eye, putting it in

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post 1564866011 10-29-2018, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus⏩
3. The little tiny white dingleberry balls of toilet paper or lint or whatever the phuck they are that get lodged in/around the vagina. Always freak out when I see them thinking its yeast, then I pick it out, inspect it and realize it's just paper.
I remember hooking up with a chunker once and went doggy. She had an aesthetic butthole but there was a toilet paper ball in it. I flicked it like it I was kicking a paper football while going doggy and it landed in her hair. She was like "what was that" and I was like "dont worry about it" and just kept going.


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post 1564866271 10-29-2018, 07:29 AM
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When I tell her to lick it clean after, and she gets argumentative while she's doing it. Jesus, just get it done without talking.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1564867111 10-29-2018, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Cadet4life⏩
after busting i want nothing to do with the girl but then i realize i have to lay there for a little while so im not a *******
This is the reason why I stopped banging randoms. I hated that feeling. Now I try to get to know the girl first. Its not that I've got good moral character, its because I hate the feeling THAT much. LOL

I still remember the last time I had that feeling like it was yesterday. I banged out this little Hispanic chick, she had just started working at the same place as me. We didn't even have the same shift, so we talked in passing as she was clocking in and I was clocking out. She got my number from someone else that worked there and called me on her break. Next thing you know she's asking me to come over and smash. When I was done I was about to split, cause...we done. I'm standing there zipping my pants up and she's laying there naked, and she looks up at me from the bed and says "can you stay here with me for a little bit, so I don't feel like such a ho?" Damn! I ended up staying there for about an hour. Luckily there was some BREAKING NEWS that was sports related on TV, so I just focused on that instead of trying to make awkward conversation. She kept cuddling up to me like I was her man or something. Never again.
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post 1565098311 10-31-2018, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted By mujie⏩
- When she tries to pull off the mouth gag
- Always crying and screaming stop
- When she tells me she has a family who loves her and she wont tell anyone
- The part where these dirty sloots call the fukking cops....FFUUUKKKK
thats the best part
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post 1565099141 11-01-2018, 12:05 AM
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No dirty talk
post 1565101191 11-01-2018, 01:47 AM
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Cleaning up!
post 1565101241 11-01-2018, 01:51 AM
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When his dink starts to get hard.
post 1565101411 11-01-2018, 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted By tk217⏩
Telling the uber driver to take my bag out into the desert and to not ask questions about the wait.
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I don’t like when I wasn’t able to shave my legs that day /right before or have razor burn on my lady area.... I like to shower before sex and feel all clean and pretty. Also sex on a full stomach is gross
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post 1565101491 11-01-2018, 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩
weight**

I don’t like when I wasn’t able to shave my legs that day /right before or have razor burn on my lady area.... I like to shower before sex and feel all clean and pretty. Also sex on a full stomach is gross
agree with full stomach and shower.
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post 1565102721 11-01-2018, 03:14 AM
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- That i have to pay for it even though i have banged very hot women but i have spent a good chunk of money on hotel rooms, alcohol and the woman
- Tfw you are so horny before the deed is done but once you have fuked her you come back to your senses and look at her and yourself in disgust. This one time i was so damn high i just stared at myself in the mirror for god knows how long, just looking at myself lol
- The fact that i cum too fast coz of the pent up horniness in me. If i havent had sex in a long time, thats the only thing on my mind and i wanna **** a girl really hard but when we get down to it i cum pretty fast so i gotta go for round 2.
- The smell
- Hairy vag
post 1565102811 11-01-2018, 03:20 AM
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That you need consent
post 1565103731 11-01-2018, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
That musky smell during doggystyle

Why can't the whole thing smell like roses? Lol
Just pick up smoking, brb nose doesn’t work so can’t smell chit
post 1565104851 11-01-2018, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Vrykul⏩
Just pick up smoking, brb nose doesn’t work so can’t smell chit
Might as well move to a trailer park while you're at it.
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Originally Posted By Brozef⏩
Might as well move to a trailer park while you're at it.
Way ahead of you brozef, I got the biggest trailer in the park
post 1565121191 11-01-2018, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Vrykul⏩
Way ahead of you brozef, I got the biggest trailer in the park
big dog on campus
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post 1565121501 11-01-2018, 09:52 AM
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When they wake up
post 1565121571 11-01-2018, 09:53 AM
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Who the hell are some of you banging with stinky dumpers? I have never been with a broad and smelled their dumper while doing doggy. A stanky cooter is a different story though.


My friend did get farted on while going doggy before. He also got gonorrhea from the same broad. He was pissed at me over it because she was the office sloot I pawned off on him cuz i dont want anything to do with her.
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lol holy chit you guys shag nasty women.....doesn't surprise me though, prob fatties also.
Swamp ass?
Dingleberries of toilet paper??
Vag smell??
Razor burned bishes???
Hairy nipples???

JFC you guys need to up your game, that's just groce
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False representation of boob size in cloths. The bra comes off and theres nothing.
Hairy pubic region
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