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post 1567082131 11-25-2018, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
I think he was referring to the ghoul-hag she was hanging about with
Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
huh? i'm not calling myself trash. i'm calling that ghoulish dreaded creature trash.
Lol Oh, sorry I read it wrong.
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post 1567082281 11-25-2018, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
huh? i'm not calling myself trash. i'm calling that ghoulish dreaded creature trash.
admit it, you wanted a gum-job from her
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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post 1567082621 11-25-2018, 11:54 AM
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Would have got head from her and given her a facial, srs
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post 1567083161 11-25-2018, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
Wot?
I didn't get out much prior to this brah.
Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
lol I'm very cute and charming. Girls wouldn't have an issue with me trying to get them talking to Voidgaze.
This is good to know.

I'll end up blowing the girls off because of all of that cute charm you claim to have
Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
Yes, I am short and petite and have dimples. I get told very frequently IRL that I'm cute.
^^^Case in point...lol
Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
You guys aren't trash. Don't say that about yourself. I do agree that you should start working out and eating healthy. You'll be amazed at how much better it makes you feel.
Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
I think he was referring to the ghoul-hag she was hanging about with
Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
huh? i'm not calling myself trash. i'm calling that ghoulish dreaded creature trash.
Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
Lol Oh, sorry I read it wrong.
Lmaooooo
post 1567083231 11-25-2018, 12:04 PM
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since you guys are clearly not paranoid *******s, make some gifs srs

when you gonna text the waitress? inb4 swingers quotes
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post 1567083261 11-25-2018, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By seanb1979⏩
admit it, you wanted a gum-job from her
the latina probably has better skills than Mrs. Ghoul
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post 1567083291 11-25-2018, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
whoa man you have been very negative towards me recently. are you ok? what have i done to wrong you
it was a simple question
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post 1567083401 11-25-2018, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
it was a simple question
not bragging at all mr. megachad. just having some fun. why do you negative people always have to ruin my fun
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post 1567083591 11-25-2018, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
This is good to know.

I'll end up blowing the girls off because of all of that cute charm you claim to have

^^^Case in point...lol

Lmaooooo
lol Nah, I'm way too old for you!
Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
it was a simple question
Oh Nonsense!

lolz
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post 1567083601 11-25-2018, 12:10 PM
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So just for educational purposes,

if HM wanted to take that "milf" home that night, what kinds of things do you say? like how do you go from just meeting someone to asking them to bang?
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post 1567083811 11-25-2018, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By AcetylCoA⏩
So just for educational purposes,

if HM wanted to take that "milf" home that night, what kinds of things do you say? like how do you go from just meeting someone to asking them to bang?
i've never ever done that right after meeting them. if you do and they actually are down, they are a level 10 whore

you just talk to them for a while and yuck it up and then say, "where we going next?" and either crawl more spots or she will say, "come to my den of iniquity. don't mind the goat corpses and blood on the walls"

the mistake you brehs are making is only going to one place. you gotta pick an area with some bar density and then crawl around. from what you've described of the place you went to, i legit would not have ordered drink 1. would have bounced immediately. sounds like getting drunk at an applebees srs
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post 1567084171 11-25-2018, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
since you guys are clearly not paranoid *******s, make some gifs srs

when you gonna text the waitress? inb4 swingers quotes
I have no idea brah. My text game is fukn trash.

If she were a Tinder match, then I would've ruined it within the first few messages lol. The only reason I got this far is because my conversation skills IRL are much better.

I'll hit her up later today or tomorrow. I guess I'll ask her if she wants to hit up one of the bars she listed for me.
post 1567084241 11-25-2018, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By AcetylCoA⏩
So just for educational purposes,

if HM wanted to take that "milf" home that night, what kinds of things do you say? like how do you go from just meeting someone to asking them to bang?
after that whole ghoul situation happened that's the last thing i would be thinking about. i was ready to just go home and crash. but to answer your question, just talk and see where it goes. it's not like you plan out everything you say and think of every possible answer to any possible conversation topic she may bring up lol
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post 1567084361 11-25-2018, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
I have no idea brah. My text game is fukn trash.

If she were a Tinder match, then I would've ruined it within the first few messages lol. The only reason I got this far is because my conversation skills IRL are much better.

I'll hit her up later today or tomorrow. I guess I'll ask her if she wants to hit up one of the bars she listed for me.
You need to read this thread boyo, it'll help you:

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=124193391
post 1567084371 11-25-2018, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
I have no idea brah. My text game is fukn trash.

If she were a Tinder match, then I would've ruined it within the first few messages lol. The only reason I got this far is because my conversation skills IRL are much better.

I'll hit her up later today or tomorrow. I guess I'll ask her if she wants to hit up one of the bars she listed for me.
good idea. just remember that if you think she's out of your league, then she is. don't go full miscer and internalize bullchit about height etc. one of my fukkbuddies is 2" taller than me srs. str8 up framemogs me ded srs

just stay terse with the texting. i wouldn't wait too long so she remembers who the fukk you are. bonus points if you get her to bring a gal for your charming bearded friend srs. i love starting out with a group kinda deal because it's way more relaxed and she's more likely to be keen.

can't fukken wait to scum it up at bars again lol
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post 1567084661 11-25-2018, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By AcetylCoA⏩
So just for educational purposes,

if HM wanted to take that "milf" home that night, what kinds of things do you say? like how do you go from just meeting someone to asking them to bang?
"suck my cock"
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post 1567084781 11-25-2018, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah⏩
"suck my cock"
all you have to do is say hi
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post 1567084891 11-25-2018, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Pic:

Hey fellas!
post 1567084921 11-25-2018, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By layinaditch⏩
ITT incel miscers meeting up having a drink and talking to some ugly ho's who probably threw themselves out but incel miscers couldnt close just lol
pics of your last pull?
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post 1567085021 11-25-2018, 12:29 PM
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the one thing i don't get is why HM hasn't made his own version of this:



splice me in to be the baldy next to lebron lol
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post 1567085071 11-25-2018, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
I have no idea brah. My text game is fukn trash.

If she were a Tinder match, then I would've ruined it within the first few messages lol. The only reason I got this far is because my conversation skills IRL are much better.

I'll hit her up later today or tomorrow. I guess I'll ask her if she wants to hit up one of the bars she listed for me.
Just be you and don't play the bullchit games miscers are going to tell you to play. Do what you said, text her later today and ask about meeting up at one of the places she mentioned. Being a bartender she'll probably appreciate someone who's actually genuine.
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post 1567085421 11-25-2018, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
not bragging at all mr. megachad. just having some fun. why do you negative people always have to ruin my fun
hehe
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post 1567085491 11-25-2018, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted By layinaditch⏩
no, my life isnt for your spectacle.

also strong skinny pants. do you even work out legs? or workout at all?
oh, wife? lmfao. you really are laying in a ditch with a bitch
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post 1567086021 11-25-2018, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted By AreolaBorealis⏩
fuk off you dumb piece of trash. HM is my friend and even if he was an incel virgin he is our incel virgin i will defend him until i die.
lol it was a joke. It's like a meme here now ever since he made that thread about it

He seems like a good guy
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post 1567086041 11-25-2018, 12:44 PM
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hope you guys DP's her end of the night
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post 1567086141 11-25-2018, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Pic:

yall cute
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post 1567086871 11-25-2018, 12:59 PM
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Btw why wasn't sword there? Did you guys offer but he said he was busy or did he not even get an invite?
Height/Weight: Undisclosed to prevent possible triggering.

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post 1567087101 11-25-2018, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted By LeoThedude⏩
Btw why wasn't sword there? Did you guys offer but he said he was busy or did he not even get an invite?
i'm sure that's all classified brah. they won't tell us shyt.
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post 1567087311 11-25-2018, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
i'm sure that's all classified brah. they won't tell us shyt.
Given his two word reply I get the vibe he was slightly upset he didn't get an invite to get yucky with the boys.
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post 1567087751 11-25-2018, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By LeoThedude⏩
Btw why wasn't sword there? Did you guys offer but he said he was busy or did he not even get an invite?
Lol he lives in austin like 2 and a half hours away. Literally made this plan at like 9 pm last night
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