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post 1570630651 01-08-2019, 12:28 PM
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they also don't tell you that you gonna have to listen to baby shark about 1000 times.
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post 1570632351 01-08-2019, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By MajesticLion⏩
You can be on your crybaby jawn all you want.


What will NOT be happening is me encouraging any viewing of this new folly posing as cartoons or childhood entertainment. We're watching Muppet Show and Bravestarr and Thundercats and pre-Elmo Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock and aaaaaallllll the Popeyes where Bluto smacks the crap outta Olive Oyl and she gives him a dose right back. Nunna this namby-pamby Bubble Guppies sh*t.


The hell is wrong with you people. Get off every single one of my lawns.
Pre-elmo sesame Street? I bought elmo was around when I was a kid, how ****ing old are you?

Maybe it's just Mandela effect and elmo wasn't in the ones I watched
post 1570632401 01-08-2019, 12:45 PM
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Never understood why some dudes cry at their childs birth.

Isn't one whining ******* in the room enough?
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post 1570632551 01-08-2019, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By MajesticLion⏩
You can be on your crybaby jawn all you want.


What will NOT be happening is me encouraging any viewing of this new folly posing as cartoons or childhood entertainment. We're watching Muppet Show and Bravestarr and Thundercats and pre-Elmo Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock and aaaaaallllll the Popeyes where Bluto smacks the crap outta Olive Oyl and she gives him a dose right back. Nunna this namby-pamby Bubble Guppies sh*t.


The hell is wrong with you people. Get off every single one of my lawns.
Yesssssssssss to Fraggle Rock. GOAT show.
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post 1570633301 01-08-2019, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Never understood why some dudes cry at their childs birth.

Isn't one whining ******* in the room enough?
I thought I would when he was born, but I didn't. After two weeks BAM!! Waterworks.
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post 1570633601 01-08-2019, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport⏩
I've raised my little sis since Day 1 but haven't experienced this yet. Maybe it'll come when I have my own.
I think seeing my little sister grow up was a beautiful experience. She's 13 years younger than me so I had some parental duties around the household when it came to her. I still feel like a brother towards her but also a guardian in some form or fashion.

Seeing kids grow into their own, learning, and exploring the world is one of the most beautiful blessings in life. I can't wait to have my own children (srs).
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post 1570633621 01-08-2019, 12:56 PM
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dem feels. i have an 8 year old girl and a newborn on the way and couldnt be more excited.

i dont cry as much as your bitch ass op but my heart strings are tugged everyday. My girl and I are attached at the hip and the one thing that actually makes me tear is when i think about the day that ends. she will be a teenager in 5 years so ill atleast have that much left.

I used to be constantly stressing over her “growing up” but honestly, its an amazing thing watching her grow to where i dont get sad that time is passing, i get excited seeing what she does next.
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post 1570633841 01-08-2019, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted By sword_⏩
I think seeing my little sister grow up was a beautiful experience. She's 13 years younger than me so I had some parental duties around the household when it came to her. I still feel like a brother towards her but also a guardian in some form or fashion.

Seeing kids grow into their own, learning, and exploring the world is one of the most beautiful blessings in life. I can't wait to have my own children (srs).
my exact sentiments
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post 1570634451 01-08-2019, 01:05 PM
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My son is 4 months old now. I know I'm going to tear up when he does stuff. My wife tears up over nothing already so I know she will too.

I can't wait for those feels though.
post 1570634501 01-08-2019, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Brozef⏩
My son is 4 months old now. I know I'm going to tear up when he does stuff. My wife tears up over nothing already so I know she will too.

I can't wait for those feels though.
Smiling for real yet or is it just gas?
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post 1570634701 01-08-2019, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Never understood why some dudes cry at their childs birth.

Isn't one whining ******* in the room enough?
My boy was born by C section. I didn't cry. It was actually shocking. I honestly didn't feel a connection with him for a couple days.
post 1570634811 01-08-2019, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Smiling for real yet or is it just gas?
Been smiling since week 5. He's a very happy baby.
post 1570634881 01-08-2019, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Brozef⏩
Been smiling since week 5. He's a very happy baby.
You're coming up to the fun stage where they can really get around and into everything soon lol, if it hasn't already happened
post 1570635251 01-08-2019, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
You're coming up to the fun stage where they can really get around and into everything soon lol, if it hasn't already happened
He can't flip over from his back to his tummy yet. So he has a little way to go.
post 1570635681 01-08-2019, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Brozef⏩
My boy was born by C section. I didn't cry. It was actually shocking. I honestly didn't feel a connection with him for a couple days.
I felt a sense of responsibility, but not this super love thing a lot of peple felt. Figured I had to get used to him and I was right. It didn't feel like "love" for weeks, and I didn't like his ass until he started giggling n chit. Newborns suck ass.
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post 1570635721 01-08-2019, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By sword_⏩
I think seeing my little sister grow up was a beautiful experience. She's 13 years younger than me so I had some parental duties around the household when it came to her. I still feel like a brother towards her but also a guardian in some form or fashion.

Seeing kids grow into their own, learning, and exploring the world is one of the most beautiful blessings in life. I can't wait to have my own children (srs).
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post 1570636071 01-08-2019, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Brozef⏩
My boy was born by C section. I didn't cry. It was actually shocking. I honestly didn't feel a connection with him for a couple days.
Takes me about 6-8 months before I feel a connection, f*cking HATE newborns, even my own. Best part is eventually they grow past that bull**** useless crying doing nothing all day phase. Everyday is **** and it sucks give it a year and its better.
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post 1570636401 01-08-2019, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
What's stopping you? Still trying to find the right woman?
Pretty much man.
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post 1570636491 01-08-2019, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Never understood why some dudes cry at their childs birth.

Isn't one whining ******* in the room enough?
Idk man heard that first little cry and I was in pieces.

Had to leave the room when they gave her her first shots because I thought I was gonna punch the nurse for making my child bleed, srs.

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post 1570637341 01-08-2019, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
Idk man heard that first little cry and I was in pieces.

Had to leave the room when they gave her her first shots because I thought I was gonna punch the nurse for making my child bleed, srs.

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I’m always on shot duty. That chit sucks. I always take her to go get some prizes and stuff afterwards though.
post 1570637461 01-08-2019, 01:37 PM
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Lol @ watching the misc age.
post 1570637551 01-08-2019, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
Lol @ watching the misc age.
Teen misc ain't migrating over, so we're just gonna get older and older.
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post 1570637771 01-08-2019, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted By sleepypanda⏩
I’m always on shot duty. That chit sucks. I always take her to go get some prizes and stuff afterwards though.
I felt a bit ripped with my last kid when I'd already promised to buy her a treat and she didn't even flinch at her 4 years ones. I mean I don't want it to hurt, but I shouldn't have to buy **** for that lmao.
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
Lol @ watching the misc age.
I’ve aged poorly. Let myself go, acquired a dad bod, but I’m back on track and hoping that my 30s will be much more aesthetic than my late 20s lol.
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Originally Posted By JaxBrah⏩
dem feels. i have an 8 year old girl and a newborn on the way and couldnt be more excited.

i dont cry as much as your bitch ass op but my heart strings are tugged everyday. My girl and I are attached at the hip and the one thing that actually makes me tear is when i think about the day that ends. she will be a teenager in 5 years so ill atleast have that much left.

I used to be constantly stressing over her “growing up” but honestly, its an amazing thing watching her grow to where i dont get sad that time is passing, i get excited seeing what she does next.
Wait until she is about 13 bruh... she will be an eye rolling know it all fkn monster.
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
I felt a bit ripped with my last kid when I'd already promised to buy her a treat and she didn't even flinch at her 4 years ones. I mean I don't want it to hurt, but I shouldn't have to buy **** for that lmao.
Lol you pulled the trigger too early, but sometimes they’ll game the system and act like the chit was horrible so you feel bad and buy them chit anyway.
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Originally Posted By Syko617⏩
pftt

I wish. I have to sing baby shark dud dud dud dud on repeat
dude..


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edit: also can confirm the baby flatulence.. our baby girl rips ass like a dude and will often wake herself up. sneeze farts are always most amusing
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Originally Posted By suprabum⏩
dude..


jaredletosuicide.gif
Got you fam

I'm back, bitches!
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Fuq you arseholes, I have that stuck in my head now.
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Usually fail to mention just how quickly you physically deteriorate as a person. Not to mention your sexual partners deterioration
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