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Originally Posted By NasStan⏩
When I visited Tokyo every chick that was out in public was dressed to impress. My buddy that went to Korea said it was the same there. Of the places I've visited it certainly seems like Americans are the slobbiest dressers.I watch quite a lot of Asian cinema and a load of Korean shows and these guys place a greater emphasis on looks than even Hollywood. You watch a Korean show and 9 out of 10 times the female lead is like a minimum an 8/10 and looks get you in over talent a lot more than it does in Hollywood. (so it's not a surprise a lot get plastic surgery to maximise potential)
Though I find it funny they criticise her body as most of their stars are essentially all about the face
Though I find it funny they criticise her body as most of their stars are essentially all about the face
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03-09-2019, 02:48 AM
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So Thor, Superman, Wolverine, Captain America, etc ... all put in serious effort to stack on muscle and look the part ... and we're supposed to respect this Marvel Demi-God chick when she put piss effort into looking the part.
I swear if they use her diaper arse to mary-sue Thanos in Endgame ... i will never pay to see another Marvel film. Just wait for it... she's gonna cough in front of Thanos and he's just gonna slump over and die.
I swear if they use her diaper arse to mary-sue Thanos in Endgame ... i will never pay to see another Marvel film. Just wait for it... she's gonna cough in front of Thanos and he's just gonna slump over and die.
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03-09-2019, 02:52 AM
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Chang Dragonwang did not appreciate this movie.
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03-09-2019, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted By faxanadu⏩
I dated a girl with a flat ass in college. Everything else worked fine, and she was a hoot. I fondly remember that we both threw things at the television when Crash won Best Picture at the 2006 Oscars.. Anyways, some people just don't have ass genetics. I'm still looking forward to the movie.So Thor, Superman, Wolverine, Captain America, etc ... all put in serious effort to stack on muscle and look the part ... and we're supposed to respect this Marvel Demi-God chick when she put piss effort into looking the part.
I swear if they use her diaper arse to mary-sue Thanos in Endgame ... i will never pay to see another Marvel film. Just wait for it... she's gonna cough in front of Thanos and he's just gonna slump over and die.
I swear if they use her diaper arse to mary-sue Thanos in Endgame ... i will never pay to see another Marvel film. Just wait for it... she's gonna cough in front of Thanos and he's just gonna slump over and die.
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Originally Posted By faxanadu⏩
This is my biggest pet-peeve about this film.So Thor, Superman, Wolverine, Captain America, etc ... all put in serious effort to stack on muscle and look the part ... and we're supposed to respect this Marvel Demi-God chick when she put piss effort into looking the part.
I swear if they use her diaper arse to mary-sue Thanos in Endgame ... i will never pay to see another Marvel film. Just wait for it... she's gonna cough in front of Thanos and he's just gonna slump over and die.
I swear if they use her diaper arse to mary-sue Thanos in Endgame ... i will never pay to see another Marvel film. Just wait for it... she's gonna cough in front of Thanos and he's just gonna slump over and die.
I don't care for the fact that there's a female superhero, that's whatever, but the fact that she gets introduced in a film released one month before the biggest Avengers film that has been set up over so many years (Thanos is first seen very early on) to most likely tip the favour in the heroes direction is lame af as iirc she's meant to be the most powerful marvel hero now. They introduce the character a year or two ago and I wouldn't think much of it. This just feels like they didn't have much faith in this so put it in the build up to their biggest film to try and force people on seats (as everyone that watches the films knows she will play a big part in End game) and the whole metoo wave.
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03-09-2019, 04:48 AM
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20 years of marvel movies culminating in an endgame film which almost every character has been getting set up for,
release 1 movie of a mary sue 1 month before the final movie of this 20 year arc and she defeats thanos. Literally BTFO everyone who took these movies seriously.
release 1 movie of a mary sue 1 month before the final movie of this 20 year arc and she defeats thanos. Literally BTFO everyone who took these movies seriously.
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Originally Posted By ocelot111⏩
all miscers got a better bootyPancakes of piss


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Originally Posted By NasStan⏩
Just watch... she's gonna queef upwind of Thanos ... GAME OVER.This is my biggest pet-peeve about this film.
I don't care for the fact that there's a female superhero, that's whatever, but the fact that she gets introduced in a film released one month before the biggest Avengers film that has been set up over so many years (Thanos is first seen very early on) to most likely tip the favour in the heroes direction is lame af as iirc she's meant to be the most powerful marvel hero now. They introduce the character a year or two ago and I wouldn't think much of it. This just feels like they didn't have much faith in this so put it in the build up to their biggest film to try and force people on seats (as everyone that watches the films knows she will play a big part in End game) and the whole metoo wave.
I don't care for the fact that there's a female superhero, that's whatever, but the fact that she gets introduced in a film released one month before the biggest Avengers film that has been set up over so many years (Thanos is first seen very early on) to most likely tip the favour in the heroes direction is lame af as iirc she's meant to be the most powerful marvel hero now. They introduce the character a year or two ago and I wouldn't think much of it. This just feels like they didn't have much faith in this so put it in the build up to their biggest film to try and force people on seats (as everyone that watches the films knows she will play a big part in End game) and the whole metoo wave.
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03-09-2019, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Shift_kit⏩
Infinity war 2 will be ruined because it’s infinity war 2.Wait till you learn your concerns are actually an eventuality.
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03-09-2019, 05:48 AM
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I won't watch part 2. I'll act like it was a stand alone movie.
It's nice to see a villain come out on top for a change.
It's nice to see a villain come out on top for a change.
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03-09-2019, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted By ausman!⏩
Was that before or after Cuck Disney bought Marvel and did reshoots with Kunt Larson?Nah. Russo brothers have already said she isnt going to be a Deus Ex Machina to beat Thanos.
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03-09-2019, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Tornach⏩
I would be okay with thisI won't watch part 2. I'll act like it was a stand alone movie.
It's nice to see a villain come out on top for a change.
It's nice to see a villain come out on top for a change.
Originally Posted By Shift_kit⏩
Dang. This is actually a thing.Get ready for your mind to be blown. I am not Asian, but I have learned over the course of time, watching martial arts movies, and Google. Facial moles in China have a huge impact on your life. Chinese believe it like western believe in Zodiac Horoscope. It defines your personality and characteristics. Unfortunately Brie Larsons mole represents being of a butch dyke.
https://www.yourchineseastrology.com...les/female.htm
I have one that doesn't seem to be on the map.
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03-09-2019, 06:21 AM
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They are right. Should've casted some ripped Crossfit chick like Sara Sigmundsdóttir for that role.
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Yea?still find it funny that adults watch that stuff
Anyways those people are savages lol
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03-09-2019, 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted By sandcar3⏩
She isn't attractive either. 6/10 at best with a washboard ass. Her inside is even worse. She's obviously done some favor to be in this position, there are far better candidates. Anyway, this whole genres been butchered and drained to death now.LOL, I'm not saying she is ugly I just don't appreciate her outside.
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Originally Posted By thadderbox⏩
Being a feminist SJW automatically deducts 10 points.I keep seeing photos of her from the reviews and want to be attracted to her but something is just off... not sure what it is. Facial expression?
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Two of my friends invited me tonight and i cant get out of it without looking like an ass hole. I truly hate supporting dog **** like this.
03-09-2019, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩
u can get out of it dude...Two of my friends invited me tonight and i cant get out of it without looking like an ass hole. I truly hate supporting dog **** like this.
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03-09-2019, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted By faxanadu⏩
This is sadly true.When I visited Tokyo every chick that was out in public was dressed to impress. My buddy that went to Korea said it was the same there. Of the places I've visited it certainly seems like Americans are the slobbiest dressers.
I see you attended Texas A&M, all college chicks in College Station dress with some short denim or gym shorts, plastic flip flops and generic Aggies T-shirt, bishes look like they’re about to start cleaning around the house, the worst dress people I saw were in College Station, however the nicest and most decent also, so I’d take that.
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03-09-2019, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Yeahstill find it funny that adults watch that stuff
can't believe people watch 120 minute long videos of other people playing pretend in front of a camera
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she need to practice her ass
seriously that is the worst ass i have ever seen. like to the point where i have a better ass and i only squat like twice a month atmost
seriously that is the worst ass i have ever seen. like to the point where i have a better ass and i only squat like twice a month atmost
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Originally Posted By GolfPants⏩
they would wk the fuk out of her lmao. more like this:Lmao. Someone find some Indian reviews.
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