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post 1579582331 05-07-2019, 12:50 AM
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Beta provider taking over in that pic
post 1579582401 05-07-2019, 12:54 AM
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****ing ew. They being said I've seen myself in that situation and I looked like ****
post 1579582681 05-07-2019, 01:16 AM
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I think I would rather suck down a hotdog than have to be with whatever that is, and I am not even gay. Now her comedy and personality matches her exterior. To those perplexed why she is famous, well there always has to be some "real" woman icon for the usual groups. She was chosen. 90% of female routines talk about sex and their last period. She's been caught plagiarizing from other shows, as in copy+paste but still didn't suffer any consequences. She and her demographic falls under the protected category.

The biggest question is, how does a male even get hard with her without jerrysienfield.jpg noping it. And it's not like she was extremely ugly when she was younger, she was ok, but years of bloating and feminism does this to a modern woman.

Imagine if women like this were your only options? lol no wonder the android sex market of the future is going to be something to buy stocks in.

And yes ladies, men can look like this too, calm yourself.
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post 1579583761 05-07-2019, 02:14 AM
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post 1579584001 05-07-2019, 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted By EoR⏩
I think I would rather suck down a hotdog than have to be with whatever that is, and I am not even gay. Now her comedy and personality matches her exterior. To those perplexed why she is famous, well there always has to be some "real" woman icon for the usual groups. She was chosen. 90% of female routines talk about sex and their last period. She's been caught plagiarizing from other shows, as in copy+paste but still didn't suffer any consequences. She and her demographic falls under the protected category.

And it's not like she was extremely ugly when she was younger, she was ok, but years of bloating and feminism does this to a modern woman.

Imagine if women like this were your only options? lol no wonder the android sex market of the future is going to be something to buy stocks in.

And yes ladies, men can look like this too, calm yourself.
The baby's daddy just wanted that snarlax's money so one night after she had binged on pizza & beer & passed out, he jerked off while watching hot lesbian porn, ejaculated into a bowl, suctioned the semen with a turkey baster and then inseminated her with it while wearing latex gloves. She was told that they had wild hot sex and she immediately became sprung since that's the first time in decades that a "willing" penis had penetrated that hot dog water smelling crevice down there.

Looks like his mission's a success.
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post 1579584011 05-07-2019, 02:27 AM
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post 1579584651 05-07-2019, 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted By superman704⏩
Why so much hate? You all need to grow up
because she's an obnoxious kunt who makes movies encouraging slooting

have you seen trainwreck?
post 1579584971 05-07-2019, 03:13 AM
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post 1579586151 05-07-2019, 04:00 AM
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She really does look like a pig .... Ironic coz she acts like one
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post 1579587691 05-07-2019, 04:57 AM
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Disgusting pig with questionable hygiene and a personality that makes everything she says sound like nails on a chalkboard. This is just more proof that there is no such thing as legit incel females.
post 1579588021 05-07-2019, 05:08 AM
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You mean growing
post 1579589131 05-07-2019, 05:38 AM
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yeah she's an obnoxious kunt

But you gotta give women a bit of a free pass when pregnant. They all blow up except the minor % who are genetically gifted.
post 1579589691 05-07-2019, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted By FingerNailsBrah⏩
She was pregnant?
For the last 7 years, how did you not notice?
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post 1579589821 05-07-2019, 05:57 AM
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what fukin madman would actually impregnate that sow
post 1579589941 05-07-2019, 05:59 AM
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vaginal tearing jokes incoming


pregnancy gash will give her years of material
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post 1579590471 05-07-2019, 06:14 AM
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She looks like she's a combo meal away from upsetting the earth's tilt.
post 1579590661 05-07-2019, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted By KingKringe⏩
what fukin madman would actually impregnate that sow
Her husband is actually autistic.
post 1579591201 05-07-2019, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Miscbob⏩
yeah she's an obnoxious kunt

But you gotta give women a bit of a free pass when pregnant. They all blow up except the minor % who are genetically gifted.
This fat bish had blown up well before she absorbed that dudes baby juice.
post 1579591421 05-07-2019, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
Meh. After reading about how women sometimes chit themselves while giving birth, and are stuck their in their own chit trying to push a 8lb human out of them, I'm going to take it easy on judging them after childbirth.
Originally Posted By HayZues
However, I absolutely despise any schumer,but clearly most of havent been in the room for a delivery. Not going to hate on a woman who just went through that.
Originally Posted By Miscbob⏩
But you gotta give women a bit of a free pass when pregnant. They all blow up except the minor % who are genetically gifted.
This is cope.

Out of curiosity, I watched several birthing videos before. It seems the ones who give birth out in nature (no doctors and chit), usually in shallow water, look the healthiest during it all. Brb none of that chitting themselves or being really fat. It all looked so natural and wonderful in a way. I mean the connection between the mother and her baby and how she holds the pink, red, even greyish colored child in her hands with the umbilical cord still attached to each other. It didn't look or feel terrifying. Ok, maybe the parts with the placenta was a bit creepy, but I didn't feel repulsed watching the vids. Srs.

Really dislike the modern feminist-y approach to menstruation and birthing. They want men to feel sorry (even guilty) for the chit that women go through, when in reality, women were DESIGNED for those things. A woman might not be physically as strong as a man, but she certainly can handle the great pain of labor. Some women even prefer to not take any medication when giving birth for various reasons.
post 1579591581 05-07-2019, 06:39 AM
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Type of fat chick where she's so fat no one even knew she was pregnant
post 1579592011 05-07-2019, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted By SmackUponThee⏩
damn son, looks like a male powerlifter

while he's pulling

sending much hate that heifer's way, in smack piss
Legit lold.

Anyone else think that room would smell like a dairy farm?

However, after spitting a baby out of a hole with the same circumference of a tuna can, I would expect her to look more gross than normal.
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Originally Posted By SuperGuitarDude⏩
This is cope.

Out of curiosity, I watched several birthing videos before. It seems the ones who give birth out in nature (no doctors and chit), usually in shallow water, look the healthiest during it all. Brb none of that chitting themselves or being really fat. It all looked so natural and wonderful in a way. I mean the connection between the mother and her baby and how she holds the pink, red, even greyish colored child in her hands with the umbilical cord still attached to each other. It didn't look or feel terrifying. Ok, maybe the parts with the placenta was a bit creepy, but I didn't feel repulsed watching the vids. Srs.

Really dislike the modern feminist-y approach to menstruation and birthing. They want men to feel sorry (even guilty) for the chit that women go through, when in reality, women were DESIGNED for those things.A woman might not be physically as strong as a man, but she certainly can handle the great pain of labor. Some women even prefer to not take any medication when giving birth for various reasons.
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How many times must that guy have been dropped on the head as a child for him to now have passed on his genes to that actual landwhale in 2019? Wtf am I missing here brahs? What series of decisions did he make in his life for it to ultimately lead to this point?
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Mirin all the WKs in here disapproving of jokes on the misc.

I hope she sees this bro.
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Originally Posted By MajesticBeat⏩
How many times must that guy have been dropped on the head as a child for him to now have passed on his genes to that actual landwhale in 2019? Wtf am I missing here brahs? What series of decisions did he make in his life for it to ultimately lead to this point?
He's passed his genes on

Miscers out here crying about being virgin

He's above those guys at least
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Originally Posted By A-GAME⏩
Although her outward appearance is portly and unaesthetic, it's her personality I find the most grotesque.
this
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Originally Posted By bjjruinedmylife⏩
He's passed his genes on

Miscers out here crying about being virgin

He's above those guys at least
Does it really count if the human version of miss piggy is the one you have to share your genes with?
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