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post 1583826721 07-13-2019, 02:01 PM
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Yes on both counts, and thank you for pics. If you have anymore, I'll gladly take them off your hands.
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post 1583826791 07-13-2019, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Illuminatty
dfvwhsvhvfgycq cgvcqegfyfctughbqjebihfb2hiyergfuin24cv2rbejoqfdlm 11!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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post 1583826961 07-13-2019, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Yes on both counts, and thank you for pics. If you have anymore, I'll gladly take them off your hands.
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post 1583827471 07-13-2019, 02:19 PM
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TFW out of reps

May this thread get bumped Monday so I can do your CP justice
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post 1583827771 07-13-2019, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
TFW out of reps

May this thread get bumped Monday so I can do your CP justice
I doubt anyone will ever see the second pic, lost low in the sands of threads.
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post 1583830071 07-13-2019, 03:17 PM
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At my last job fairly often. Also smashed 4 or 5 different chicks while working.
Working for a geotech company cruising all over has its perks.
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post 1583830321 07-13-2019, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Krackerjacked
At my last job fairly often. Also smashed 4 or 5 different chicks while working.
Working for a geotech company cruising all over has its perks.
Where do you get to travel to?
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post 1583926451 07-15-2019, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By 8pilot8
There are more pics but that’s probably for another thread.
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post 1583927001 07-15-2019, 08:33 AM
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No, got hard too many times though, sometimes it paid off
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post 1583927441 07-15-2019, 08:39 AM
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you havent lived unless you've fapped in a 100 degree port o potty

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post 1598498701 02-25-2020, 04:07 PM
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Choked the chicken at work today for the win, someone knocked halfway through (shared bathroom). Still finished the job.
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post 1598501031 02-25-2020, 04:48 PM
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Many times. I had an elaborate routine where I would head to the restroom at my work for about 30 minutes with my ipod touch and headphones for some much needed "me-time", with no one the wiser. I would even bring a little bottle of lotion that I got from a hotel I was staying at. While I haven't done this for a while, at the peak of this behavior in my mid-twenties I would be masturbating in my work restroom 4 or 5 times a day. This has been a strange progression for me as I used to have "elbows too pointy" tier high standards in high school and thought angus was groce.

Around age 21 - 22, I went bald, my voice deepened, I started to grow facial hair, I started to act more masculine, and suddenly I wanted to fuk everything in sight, eat da whole ass, suck da toes, etc. It's like I had delayed puberty or something. Got my testosterone levels checked out of curiosity and was at around 1000 ng/dl.

And it's gotten progressively worse each year. I'm 30 now and have zero standards. I fap 6 times on some days with like no refractory period. When I hear a oneitis or chick friend pissing, I'm like fuking diamonds. One time I was hanging out with an HBB friend and she let slip a fart and admitted it was her... DIAMONDS. Girls I thought were GROCE back when I was 23, I would now smash with the fury of a thousand suns, raw. A lot of girls and oneitises tell me I'm hot and assume I'm a player (I'm far from it). It's a good thing my introversion and laziness applies to wheeling girls otherwise I'd have raw dogged countless busted 6/10 sloots by now.

I'm like in a permanent state of beer goggles and thirst. I don't even have that post-fap "clarity" or disgust anymore. I just lick my lips like BUENO and want more.
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post 1598501371 02-25-2020, 04:56 PM
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Too many times to remember. I think we al have honestly...

Especially when I was working in a warehouse, just bored and nothing better to do (you know, other than work)
Age: 30

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