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post 1584499711 07-23-2019, 12:01 PM
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Dis you OP?
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post 1584499901 07-23-2019, 12:04 PM
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Man i always had this fantasy until it actually almost happened to me. Met an older sloot (49). She had a body, was freaky af but when push came to shove and we started messing around i wasn't feeling it at all. The fantasy is one thing, but when you actually start going at it with an older woman, its kinda groce TBH. I'm super sensitive to smell and this chick defintley wasn't doing it for me. Also, as others have posted you gotta watch out for STD's dude. She might have some chit she acquired in the 80's. Lots of these women in their 40's and 50's were in their prime in the 80's. Most i have been out with tell me stories of their coke days, and all the wild chit they used to do. I'm talking women that look like PTA moms. These women are no better (might be worse) than the young sloots of today. Just keep that in mind bro. Have fun but be careful.
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post 1584500581 07-23-2019, 12:13 PM
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post 1584500731 07-23-2019, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Jms89
Man i always had this fantasy until it actually almost happened to me. Met an older sloot (49). She had a body, was freaky af but when push came to shove and we started messing around i wasn't feeling it at all. The fantasy is one thing, but when you actually start going at it with an older woman, its kinda groce TBH. I'm super sensitive to smell and this chick defintley wasn't doing it for me. Also, as others have posted you gotta watch out for STD's dude. She might have some chit she acquired in the 80's. Lots of these women in their 40's and 50's were in their prime in the 80's. Most i have been out with tell me stories of their coke days, and all the wild chit they used to do. I'm talking women that look like PTA moms. These women are no better (might be worse) than the young sloots of today. Just keep that in mind bro. Have fun but be careful.
I don't really have a specific granny fetish, and honestly wouldn't have touched this chick if she didn't look a lot younger than she actually was. In reality, I like how females in the age 45-50 range act compared to most girls who are 20, but wouldn't even be able to get it up if a female actually looked and/or acted like she was old.
post 1584501241 07-23-2019, 12:21 PM
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post 1584501971 07-23-2019, 12:30 PM
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Now I'm in my 40's, but some of the hottest sex I had post divorce was with women from Tinder in their late 40's/early 50's.

* Zero inhibitions, and usually love to be dominated because they have had boring sex all their lives.
* Usually well established in career and make decent money so will either buy meals or split no problem.
* Kids already grown and out of the house so no awkward week when they have their kids.
* Don't expect a relationship, so make great friends with benefits. I had two that literally I could text any time and just say "are you free" and go over and smash them.

Keep her around as a FWB OP, you won't regret it.
post 1584502371 07-23-2019, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget
Now I'm in my 40's, but some of the hottest sex I had post divorce was with women from Tinder in their late 40's/early 50's.

* Zero inhibitions, and usually love to be dominated because they have had boring sex all their lives.
* Usually well established in career and make decent money so will either buy meals or split no problem.
* Kids already grown and out of the house so no awkward week when they have their kids.
* Don't expect a relationship, so make great friends with benefits. I had two that literally I could text any time and just say "are you free" and go over and smash them.

Keep her around as a FWB OP, you won't regret it.
I did get her number, and definitely plan on texting her next time I'm back in her city.
post 1584504561 07-23-2019, 01:03 PM
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post 1584507541 07-23-2019, 01:51 PM
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post 1584507661 07-23-2019, 01:53 PM
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Since this is such a serious thread, one question OP: Did her pussy smell like the great depression?
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post 1584511061 07-23-2019, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted By EoR
Since this is such a serious thread, one question OP: Did her pussy smell like the great depression?
Nah, there were no odors at all.
post 1584511381 07-23-2019, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted By EoR
Since this is such a serious thread, one question OP: Did her pussy smell like the great depression?
lmao
post 1584511711 07-23-2019, 02:53 PM
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Fukin pics aren’t working wtf?
post 1584512191 07-23-2019, 03:00 PM
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Why is OP still green
post 1584515671 07-23-2019, 03:52 PM
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dis u OP?
post 1584516211 07-23-2019, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens


The chick looked kinda like this, but a little prettier and had better hair. Like a scandanavian blonde instead of dirty. Like I said her body was the worst part of her, but still 90%+ percent of MISCers would hit it happily.
fukin lol @ how delusional you are dude. even claiming she had better hair lmao she probably has all gray hair and dyed them blonde you doofus. you most likely banged some glowless gollum but in case you banged one of the 5% goodlooking women at that age well done

also there's no way you can have spontaneous sex with an old woman. they are dry af usually and need tons of lube which is another point that sucks
post 1584548461 07-24-2019, 05:35 AM
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u ****ed an old hag ewwww
post 1584548571 07-24-2019, 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
on the roof deck of a yacht. It was pretty entertaining, and she was having the time of her life. While a lot of married older women are not very much fun, a single older chick can be awesome if she actually takes care of herself and has somewhat of a young vibe.

Weird Summer. I'm 34, the youngest girl I've had sex with was 20, and 50 is the oldest. Definitely getting around, and loving every moment of it. Being in good shape for Summer is basically life on easy mode.
Sorry about your luck.
post 1584548641 07-24-2019, 05:40 AM
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Negged for no pics

And "kinda looked like this" pics don't count.
post 1584549271 07-24-2019, 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble
Give him some time, he prolly needs a couple hours until he can scan the daguerrotype selfie of the oldtimer.

Not implying 50 is old, just saying that if you think a chick looks 50 at night while being drunk, she might be a wee bit older than that. OP most likely fulfilled some geriatrics Titanic-pose fantasy.

Then got pegged like one of Jacks French girls.
Who writes "prolly" instead of "probably"? That has to be the ****test thing I have seen all day.

and it's couple of hours, not couple hours.

Please learn proper English, then come back to the forum.
post 1584561191 07-24-2019, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Safin
Who writes "prolly" instead of "probably"? That has to be the ****test thing I have seen all day.

and it's couple of hours, not couple hours.

Please learn proper English, then come back to the forum.
Calm down, take the internet less seriously, and then come back to the forum.
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