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Thread: If Tom Cruise forget to set his alarm clock

post 1585217141 08-03-2019, 12:49 PM
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If Tom Cruise had to break up a fight he would be Tom Truce
post 1585217231 08-03-2019, 12:52 PM
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If Tom Cruise bought out Elmer's Glue company, he'd be Tom Glues
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post 1585219171 08-03-2019, 01:43 PM
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If Tom Cruise threw up, he'd be Tom Spews
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post 1585219681 08-03-2019, 01:52 PM
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if he was an artist, he'd be tom muse
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post 1585219831 08-03-2019, 01:55 PM
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If Tom Cruise did something original for once, He'd be Tom News.
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post 1585220111 08-03-2019, 02:01 PM
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if he was an academic researcher, he'd he tom Pews
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post 1585220371 08-03-2019, 02:08 PM
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If Tom Cruise was better looking, he's be Brad Pitt.
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post 1585222291 08-03-2019, 02:39 PM
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If Tom Cruise became president of the USA, he'd be Trump Cruise.
post 1585222881 08-03-2019, 02:51 PM
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If Tom Cruise was a rapper he'd be Da'Bomb Crews
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post 1585224451 08-03-2019, 03:19 PM
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If Tom Cruise was a triangle, he’d be Tom Obtuse.
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post 1585224731 08-03-2019, 03:24 PM
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if tom cruise was a rick flair fan, he'd be tom wooooooooo's
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post 1585249731 08-04-2019, 03:11 AM
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If Tom Cruise were black science guy he’d be Tom But-it-do’s.
post 1585249831 08-04-2019, 03:13 AM
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If Tom Cruise were disgusted by something he would be Tom Ews
post 1585258851 08-04-2019, 07:52 AM
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If Tom Cruise had dementia he’d be Tom Confuse.
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post 1585259671 08-04-2019, 08:08 AM
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If Tom Cruise had a twin, he’d be Tom Twos.
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post 1585259981 08-04-2019, 08:14 AM
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If Tom Cruise was a schizophrenic parrot he’d be Tom Cockatoos.
The little lights are not twinkling
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post 1585287151 08-04-2019, 04:20 PM
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If Tom Cruise was had terrible acne he’d be Tom ooze
post 1585287261 08-04-2019, 04:22 PM
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If Tom Cruise were multiple choice, he'd be Tom Choose.
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post 1585302191 08-04-2019, 08:49 PM
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If Tom Cruise were an explosive party ship, he'd be Bomb Cruise
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post 1585302841 08-04-2019, 08:58 PM
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If Tom Cruise was in to recycling he would be Tom Re-use
post 1585303131 08-04-2019, 09:02 PM
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if tom cruise was a tradie, he would say things like tom yous
post 1585304161 08-04-2019, 09:17 PM
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If Tom Cruise painted with watercolors, he'd be Tom Hues
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post 1585308871 08-04-2019, 10:54 PM
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If Tim Cruise was a pair of oxfords, he'd be Tom Shoes.
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post 1585308951 08-04-2019, 10:56 PM
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If Tom Cruise was OP he'd be ******* Cruise
post 1585309201 08-04-2019, 11:02 PM
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If Tom had a leak, he'd be Tom Ooze.
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post 1585309581 08-04-2019, 11:16 PM
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If he worked for the bomb squad he would be Tom Defuse
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post 1585309761 08-04-2019, 11:20 PM
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If he was born in Israel he'd be Tom Jews
post 1585309921 08-04-2019, 11:26 PM
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If Tom Cruise were a fan of a mediocre late 90s band he would be Tom Foos
post 1585404731 08-06-2019, 09:43 AM
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If Tom Cruise was an oozing sore, he'd be Tom Exudes.
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post 1585405381 08-06-2019, 09:53 AM
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If Tom Cruise married Terry Crews, he'd be Tom Crews.
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