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Thread: Tours over,got girl pregnant not sure how to tell my GF

post 1591839271 11-18-2019, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Beararms⏩
I honestly would not even go home. I'd probably go home before she got home, get all my **** and go AWOL. Never have that conversation face to face lol.
I'd probably be scared to take anything from my old life for fear of being tracked down. I would rather be a homeless, panhandling street chitter than have that convo.
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post 1591840791 11-18-2019, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
I'd probably be scared to take anything from my old life for fear of being tracked down. I would rather be a homeless, panhandling street chitter than have that convo.
Have the girl tell the gf.

At least she will be opening her mouth instead of opening her legs.
post 1591841051 11-18-2019, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28⏩
Have the girl tell the gf.

At least she will be opening her mouth instead of opening her legs.
That would either go one of two ways. Either my wife would kill her or conspire with her to end me.

50/50 is still better than the alternative though
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post 1591841101 11-18-2019, 01:23 PM
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i heard north dakota is nice during this time of the year.
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post 1591841601 11-18-2019, 01:29 PM
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post 1591842441 11-18-2019, 01:39 PM
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that's why you should just bang dudes instead
post 1591842531 11-18-2019, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted By TurbanMon⏩
thats why you always suck the cum out of her snatch after sex
this OP or get you a cuck to do it for you

Also, maybe possible to switch out GFs?
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post 1591843591 11-18-2019, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
BTW op just because a dude let you cream pie doesn’t mean he can get pregnant

Don’t buy into all the liberal gender propaganda
https://www.healthline.com/health/tr...n-get-pregnant

"Yes, it’s possible for men to become pregnant and give birth to children of their own. In fact, it’s probably a lot more common than you might think."



Pregnant men are a lot more common than you think, bigot.
post 1591843681 11-18-2019, 01:56 PM
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I do love the sympathy play when you were banging some chick behind your gf's back.

Your plans are looking clear for 2020 lol
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post 1591844111 11-18-2019, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
Welp the day has come, just got a text from a girl a couple hours ago and she’s claiming she’s pregnant by me. Life in shambles right now, I have a gf and don’t know what to do. I don’t believe in abortion either. Please help guys.
say to your girlfriend

step mother you are going to be. gongratulations to you hmmmmmmmm


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post 1591844131 11-18-2019, 02:02 PM
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Apparently the "sitting on random cars - choking random sloots - lmao chlamydia - are you mirin already misc" narrative ran out of steam, so now OP goes for the "Bolobrah baby momma haha look at me" angle.

sad!

also expect a gestation period of at least 23 months
post 1591844321 11-18-2019, 02:04 PM
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My homeboy Usher wrote a song precisely for this situation. Just play it for her.


post 1591844691 11-18-2019, 02:10 PM
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post 1591845181 11-18-2019, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
Apparently the "sitting on random cars - choking random sloots - lmao chlamydia - are you mirin already misc" narrative ran out of steam, so now OP goes for the "Bolobrah baby momma haha look at me" angle.

sad!

also expect a gestation period of at least 23 months
Hmm random cars that are in my name? Stay mad oldcel
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post 1591845291 11-18-2019, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By bobbydigitaloa⏩
Hello,

I would like to be the first to congratulate you on the new addition to your world. Being blessed with one of God's children can not only be life-changing but also very rewarding. As we know, many children that are raised in broken homes can be challenged with behaviors and personality traits that they otherwise may not have in a home that contains the mother an father. I trust you will do build a fruitful relationship with the party involved to ensure the child receives the best possible start is his/her life.

With a stated income of over $250,000 annually, you'll want to avoid "buying" the children's love but instead give your time to both child and mom. A positive aspect in this scenario that will make this transition into your new life quite easy is the assets you have set aside which can be used to help the mother and your future wife cover medical bills as well as free you up during the classes you'll attend with your midwife and getting that new nursery painted and in order.

Again, my family and I are quite pleased to hear your news. This is the first day of the rest of your new lives.

Regards.
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post 1591845641 11-18-2019, 02:23 PM
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If only OP's parents believed in abortion.
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post 1591845891 11-18-2019, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
did you cheat on your gf or did you get her pregnant beforehand? if the former then fist yourself, if the latter then babynames.com
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Why did you have to mention the same thing twice?
post 1591845941 11-18-2019, 02:26 PM
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It's not yours until a DNA test confirms it. Many sloots want to trap a guy. I'd say your chances are 50-50 at this point, if this is a srs thread.
In b4 op moves to a shack in guam.
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post 1591846041 11-18-2019, 02:27 PM
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Let me guess....rawdog crew? Just lmao at you dummies. I'm sad for the child for having a dad so fuking dense that he didn't understand how to go into krogers and spend 10 dollars on a box of bareskin condoms.
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post 1591846061 11-18-2019, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By butchersir⏩
i heardnorth dakotais nice during this time of the year.
North Carolina
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post 1591846831 11-18-2019, 02:38 PM
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What is wrong with abortion?
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post 1591847741 11-18-2019, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted By nnodcvcker⏩
What is wrong with abortion?
What’s wrong with killing you mean?
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post 1591847751 11-18-2019, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Prolapse916⏩
Hmm random cars that are in my name? Stay mad oldcel
Best part is when feet don’t touch the floor
Originally Posted By Prolapse916⏩
What’s wrong with killing you mean?
Just make sure to vaccinate against polio so the kid doesn’t struggle like you did
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
What’s wrong with killing you mean?
We all die in the end.

At least you spare someone of the inevitable pain and suffering of this life. ( at least probabilistically)
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Originally Posted By Mr.PissShivers⏩
this x100
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Call that girl and calmly tell her it just is not possible it's yours as you are sterile, you were diagnosed with developed varicocele during puberty, thus decreasing the quality and quantity of your sperm. If she starts asking about it just read a lot of info on the subject and explain it all to her, then if she keeps pushing you tell her you can show her the medical records or some **** (and fake them if you need to).

Honestly I'd go through this rabbit hole lol having an unwanted kid ****ing up your life is not worth it.
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You fukked up OP. Gf will most likely leave brah. Which one do you like best?
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So reap what you sow, and ask for forgiveness bro. Come clean to your gf, if she wants to work it out with you (she shouldn't) then I guess count your lucky stars. As for the girl, I'm like you I don't believe in abortion and can sympathize in this situation....we don't kill babies, so help her have the baby then put it up for adoption to have a good life from parents that will love it. Don't murder your baby that's for sure.
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