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Thread: Michelle found her boyfriend WHAT?

post 1597731431 02-13-2020, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Mr
Man you guys are cold. Sub-zero chance Michelle will be OK after reading these posts. You can (snow) bank on it. Something something...ice?
She was cold to his pleas of mercy. If he'd just chilled out about the other woman, she wouldn't have had to put him on ice.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1597731481 02-13-2020, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted By ANumber1⏩
She was cold to his pleas of mercy. If he'd just chilled out about the other woman, she wouldn't have had to put him on ice.
****ing puns lmao
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post 1597731511 02-13-2020, 09:07 PM
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Michelle is stone cold crazy
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post 1597731771 02-13-2020, 09:13 PM
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I'm pretty sure she said she drove a Saturn too. If you drive a Saturn in 2020 and aren't old enough to be in a retirement home I'm just going to assume you're a psychopath. People in 3rd world countries wouldn't even buy those shet boxes.
post 1597732231 02-13-2020, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Bcl2⏩
She didn't request to be banned. She got caught in lie number 100 and her borderline brain defaulted to threatening to kill herself. IIRC Anumber1 figured out she was not the girlfriend mentioned in the obituary (AKA she was the side-piece and most likely his dealer) so she then immediately made a thread about him being cremated, which isn't possible given laws in her state, and then she said she'd kill herself and was banned I guess for that.

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Just proves how crazy female miscers are
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post 1597735111 02-13-2020, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Smithers115⏩
wait, are there states that dont allow cremation or he couldnt be cremated yet due to an investigation?
Probably was just waiting for him to thaw out.
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post 1597735381 02-13-2020, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted By EarlA⏩
She’s not banned, her account is frozen
Now that’s just cold
post 1597735631 02-13-2020, 10:57 PM
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Awesome snow. Great ice. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new chilling pics or vid clips. Show us what you got mother nature. Wanna see how freakin' cold, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the preservation.
post 1597735861 02-13-2020, 11:02 PM
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F*cking Olaf’s.........when will they learn?
post 1597736041 02-13-2020, 11:05 PM
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post 1597736211 02-13-2020, 11:10 PM
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Michelle is a psycho
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post 1597736321 02-13-2020, 11:12 PM
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Michelle makes the first interesting Misc thread in a long time....and Miscers ruin it. This place is so fukking boring
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post 1597746421 02-14-2020, 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted By ANumber1⏩


yo Pterodactyl
let's kick it

ice ice boyfriend
ice ice boyfriend

all right stop
collaborate and listen
Michelle is back with her brand new condition
addiction grabs hold of boyfriend tightly
substances abused both daily and nightly

is he really gone?
whoa, she don't know
won't use a phone nor to hospital go

to the extreme, she gave him stuff he couldn't handle
she just sat home, bet she won't light a candle

dance

you think this roast is insensitive
you know that it was almost a Hitler reaction parody
so I used a dope melody
whatever happened at that house was a felony
police wouldn't leave it
Michelle stop talking
get your story straight
DA don't play

if there's more to this
get a lawyer yeah
when Miscers say "ded" we remember poor Snowbrah

ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle

Michelle needs an attention bath
orders a pizza just like a psychopath
sits down at her laptop to tell Misc all about it
spends seventeen pages making us doubt it
this story is pretty confusing
she claims she would never be using
but we found her Reddit on our own
took me forever to rhyme suboxone
Christ lady you've got kids
pull yourself together and get off the skids
DaddysGotANew45
says Snowbrah's alive
is he sure?
naw, aw fuk bye
trying to figure out what's true
cops won't call back TheRougarou
wat 'discharged' mean, yo

"let's try astrology" holy chit are you srs Katya
now we know it's been twenty-four hours
still no idea if we should send flowers
Jack Torrance frozen in a snowbank
or Han Solo preserved in carbonite case
another twenty-three pages and rolling
Encino Man's dead or she's the Kobe of trolling
GoFundMe? oh, what the hell
all mods on standby
lock threads by 'Chelle
Misc now is boiling over
by dawn we know, Frosty's tour is over
good night sweet prince but look at all this crap
how did it ever get to such a huge trainwreck
police on the scene
you know what I mean?
so much would be solved if she didn't bang the dope fiends

if there's more to this
get a lawyer yeah
when Miscers say "ded" we remember poor Snowbrah

ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle

Michelle, you need a tight straitjacket
you tried to kill an ex and we all know it
a fake cremation, barely down from your last high
think white knight Punicepts can get in them thighs?
don't get how you're so chill
can't even tell if you feel
Mr. Freeze's obit, he's a model tradie
was looking for your name, thinking maybe you're in it
says he's a family man, now I see the problem
yes there's a girlfriend, not you
every Miscer yells "damn"
something to say?
too bad you've caught a ban
report your own posts to cover your tracks
my sick rhyme records Misc meltdowns past

don't know if you can still
get with your old boss
know that I am actually sorry for your loss

ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle

yo Michelle, waiting for your mugshot
rest in peace Icebrah

ice ice boyfriend
too cold
ice ice boyfriend
too cold too cold
ice ice boyfriend
too cold too cold
ice ice boyfriend
too cold too cold


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post 1597746801 02-14-2020, 07:09 AM
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Lay down and freeze is the new lay down and rot
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post 1597746871 02-14-2020, 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted By TheHaws⏩
Lay down and freeze is the new lay down and rot
When a chick stops replying to your messages:

"snowbanked"
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Hit your protein and fat minimums to stay healthy and keep your gainz.
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post 1597747171 02-14-2020, 07:22 AM
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post 1597747631 02-14-2020, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted By ANumber1⏩


yo Pterodactyl
let's kick it

ice ice boyfriend
ice ice boyfriend

all right stop
collaborate and listen
Michelle is back with her brand new condition
addiction grabs hold of boyfriend tightly
substances abused both daily and nightly

is he really gone?
whoa, she don't know
won't use a phone nor to hospital go

to the extreme, she gave him stuff he couldn't handle
she just sat home, bet she won't light a candle

dance

you think this roast is insensitive
you know that it was almost a Hitler reaction parody
so I used a dope melody
whatever happened at that house was a felony
police wouldn't leave it
Michelle stop talking
get your story straight
DA don't play

if there's more to this
get a lawyer yeah
when Miscers say "ded" we remember poor Snowbrah

ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle

Michelle needs an attention bath
orders a pizza just like a psychopath
sits down at her laptop to tell Misc all about it
spends seventeen pages making us doubt it
this story is pretty confusing
she claims she would never be using
but we found her Reddit on our own
took me forever to rhyme suboxone
Christ lady you've got kids
pull yourself together and get off the skids
DaddysGotANew45
says Snowbrah's alive
is he sure?
naw, aw fuk bye
trying to figure out what's true
cops won't call back TheRougarou
wat 'discharged' mean, yo

"let's try astrology" holy chit are you srs Katya
now we know it's been twenty-four hours
still no idea if we should send flowers
Jack Torrance frozen in a snowbank
or Han Solo preserved in carbonite case
another twenty-three pages and rolling
Encino Man's dead or she's the Kobe of trolling
GoFundMe? oh, what the hell
all mods on standby
lock threads by 'Chelle
Misc now is boiling over
by dawn we know, Frosty's tour is over
good night sweet prince but look at all this crap
how did it ever get to such a huge trainwreck
police on the scene
you know what I mean?
so much would be solved if she didn't bang the dope fiends

if there's more to this
get a lawyer yeah
when Miscers say "ded" we remember poor Snowbrah

ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle

Michelle, you need a tight straitjacket
you tried to kill an ex and we all know it
a fake cremation, barely down from your last high
think white knight Punicepts can get in them thighs?
don't get how you're so chill
can't even tell if you feel
Mr. Freeze's obit, he's a model tradie
was looking for your name, thinking maybe you're in it
says he's a family man, now I see the problem
yes there's a girlfriend, not you
every Miscer yells "damn"
something to say?
too bad you've caught a ban
report your own posts to cover your tracks
my sick rhyme records Misc meltdowns past

don't know if you can still
get with your old boss
know that I am actually sorry for your loss

ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle
ice ice boyfriend Michelle

yo Michelle, waiting for your mugshot
rest in peace Icebrah

ice ice boyfriend
too cold
ice ice boyfriend
too cold too cold
ice ice boyfriend
too cold too cold
ice ice boyfriend
too cold too cold
LMAO 10/10 post would rep again.

Can someone please record this?!
post 1597749421 02-14-2020, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By TokenV⏩
never forget

That's gold

Taste my rainbow
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post 1597750431 02-14-2020, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Suit3⏩
LMAO 10/10 post would rep again.

Can someone please record this?!
I like to think she's finally getting help, and bringing these threads to her therapist.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
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Originally Posted By ANumber1⏩
I like to think she's finally getting help, and bringing these threads to her therapist.
I wonder if her therapist lols in private at some of these posts?
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post 1597751131 02-14-2020, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
I wonder if her therapist lols in private at some of these posts?
That's the part I like to think about.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
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Originally Posted By ANumber1⏩
I like to think she's finally getting help, and bringing these threads to her therapist.
I like to think I'll be receiving a million dollars tomorrow, but that would take some action/effort amirite?
445/340/545
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Originally Posted By ANumber1⏩
That's the part I like to think about.
I wonder if she has to explain the inside jokes like the Undertaker in the Richstrong video or the lingo here
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post 1597751361 02-14-2020, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
I wonder if she has to explain the inside jokes like the Undertaker in the Richstrong video or the lingo here
"Says here you've tried to kill before?"

Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
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She's cold blooded and mental
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