ITT: You write my Tinder bio

11-09-2020, 01:41 PM

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#91

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I feel bad for dudes you’re going to catfish in the future.

11-09-2020, 01:47 PM

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#92

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Originally Posted By FingerNailsBrah⏩

I feel bad for dudes you’re going to catfish in the future.

You guys love to hate on me but I'm not that bad.
Come on now.

BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.

11-09-2020, 01:55 PM

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#93

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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩

You guys love to hate on me but I'm not that bad.
Come on now.

You love to be hated on, miscers just obliging your fetishes for free. Kind and generous souls here

11-09-2020, 01:56 PM

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#94

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Originally Posted By DizzySmalls⏩

You love to be hated on, miscers just obliging your fetishes for free. Kind and generous souls here

It's kind of hilarious how few people are getting this.

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11-09-2020, 04:48 PM

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#95

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God, I miss Tinder. Should make a thread with some of the unbelievable bios I saw over the years.

11-09-2020, 04:53 PM

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#96

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Originally Posted By soberchuck⏩

God, I miss Tinder. Should make a thread with some of the unbelievable bios I saw over the years.

Do itttt.
I changed my location to Sweden and the dating pool is WAY nicer to look at.

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11-09-2020, 04:58 PM

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#97

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So you reinstalled it 🤔

11-09-2020, 05:07 PM

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#98

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I'm confused by the self proclaimed "slut" thing but also being asexual.

so you want to make guys think you're an easy lay and for them to find out you have zero interest in sex.

what

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11-09-2020, 05:12 PM

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#99

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Originally Posted By Sarevoke75⏩

I'm confused by the self proclaimed "slut" thing but also being asexual.

so you want to make guys think you're an easy lay and for them to find out you have zero interest in sex.

what

I'm guessing asexuals still have sex, so she just lies back and thinks about shoveling snow or whatever they do in Minnesota

11-09-2020, 05:13 PM

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#100

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Tell them you're a pre-op tranny for the lulz and see how many incels respond to you.

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11-09-2020, 05:13 PM

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#101

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Originally Posted By soberchuck⏩

So you reinstalled it

Yeah. My friend told me to give it another shot.

Originally Posted By Sarevoke75⏩

I'm confused by the self proclaimed "slut" thing but also being asexual.

so you want to make guys think you're an easy lay and for them to find out you have zero interest in sex.

what

Oh no.
I'm VERY open about being asexual. I post about it a lot on Twitter and on my OF.

BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.

11-09-2020, 05:16 PM

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#102

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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩

Oh no.
I'm VERY open about being asexual. I post about it a lot on Twitter and on my OF.

so you give the illusion of being a sexual person but don't actually have an interest in the act of sex itself?

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11-09-2020, 05:18 PM

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#103

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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩

Yeah. My friend told me to give it another shot

Tinder's great.

Keep the screens coming.

11-09-2020, 05:18 PM

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#104

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i need more attention

11-09-2020, 05:21 PM

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#105

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i have never seen a female miscer seek attention like this before

no one cares, just leave plz

11-09-2020, 05:26 PM

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#106

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Originally Posted By Sarevoke75⏩

so you give the illusion of being a sexual person but don't actually have an interest in the act of sex itself?

Yeah I'm a little confused.

No hate, Op

Tinder: I've always had success with at least one picture where you can see my straight, white teeth. Having good teeth is a huge plus on the dating scene. So unless you have a row of monsters, flash dem pearly whites.

Also, write something like "Likes Japanese beer and 90s rock music; dislikes people who are rude to wait staff"

80% of the time, it works every time. Unless your face is munted.

worse things happen at sea

11-09-2020, 05:31 PM

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#107

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Originally Posted By Sarevoke75⏩

so you give the illusion of being a sexual person but don't actually have an interest in the act of sex itself?

Yes and no?
I let people know ahead of time before they ask for services.
I'm very VERY vocal about not knowing how to do sexy on my Twitter.
Most of my customers don't ask or try for anything.
I CAN sext (found this out recently) and I am able to appeal to certain kinks.

BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.

11-09-2020, 06:03 PM

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#108

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Originally Posted By 1hardgainer⏩

Tell them you're a pre-op tranny for the lulz and see how many incels respond to you.

This lmao

11-09-2020, 06:54 PM

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#109

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Originally Posted By 8PointBuck⏩

i have never seen a female miscer seek attention like this before

no one cares, just leave plz

Dude, I've been posting the same way for 6 years.
Calm down, Princess

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11-09-2020, 07:38 PM

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#110

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-Butt stuff
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-last time i was someone's type i was donating blood
-Am i cute? No. Do I have a nice personality? Also no.
-DO you like bad girls? I'm bad at everything
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-Uglier in person so no worries about me cheating

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11-10-2020, 07:33 AM

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#111

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Three genuine ones I still remember from my Tinder days:

3. "more issues than Vogue"
2. "my standards are as absent as my father"
1. "i'm like a mosquito except when you slap me, i don't stop sucking"

11-10-2020, 07:50 AM

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#112

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Here you go.

Yeahhh, torture, mother****er, what?
Torture, *****, what?
What? I'll ****in', I'll ****in' tie you to a ****in' bedpost
With your ass cheeks spread out and ****, right?
Put a hanger on a ****in' stove and let that **** sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like tss
Yeah, I'll ****in', yeah, I'll ****in' lay your nuts on a ****in' dresser, just your nuts layin' on a ****in' dresser, and bang them ****s with a spiked ****in' bat
Ooh whassup? Blaow!
I'll ****in', I'll ****in', pull your ****in' tongue out your ****in'
Mouth and stab the **** with a rusty screwdriver, blaoww!
I'll ****in', I'll ****in', I'll ****in' hang you by your ****in' dick off A ****in' 12 sto-story building out this mother****er
I'll ****in', I'll ****in', sew your ******* closed, and keep feedin' you And feedin' you, and feedin' you, and feedin' you
Yo, roll the dice, yo, roll the dice
Yo, so it's goin' down like that, huh? Yeah?
*****s is whylin', check it out, kid

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