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post 1639114333 05-21-2021, 01:31 PM
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[QUOTE=lnvictus post_id=1639114223][img]http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h206/hulk3403/NewPicture-4.jpg[img][/QUOTE]Fukking unbelievable. When I saw the pose I knew instinctively it was "but at what cost".

What happened to him?
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post 1639114853 05-21-2021, 01:38 PM
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[QUOTE=2Chad4You post_id=1639112373][img]https://i.imgur.com/PLGK9.jpg[img]

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[b]Spoiler![/b][SPOILER]So I was driving with one of bros, and I accidentally grabbed his leg instead of the gearstick. We both laughed and I unzipped his pants. We parked the car and I started to fondle his balls. He started laughing because he knows it's all just a joke. I started sucking his dick in the empty parking lot, and I almost choke because I'm laughing so fukking hard. My friend is also laughing his ass off too, because this is the greatest prank ever. He starts making train noises while yelling, "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!". When he cums, I swallow it like I'm some big *******. I kissed him and call him a big ******* while laughing.
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[b]Spoiler![/b][SPOILER]It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home[/SPOILER]



Also check this wizard out:[URL=https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?p=641657003#post641657003]https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...#post641657003[/URL][/QUOTE]Fuark, when you said wizard I knew it would be the Greg Plitt death prediction guy. Crazy stuff man.

[b]Spoiler![/b][SPOILER]Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.[/SPOILER]


[QUOTE=LobsterRageFist post_id=1639113353]Creatine - Not Even Once

[img]https://i.imgur.com/Jf4u7XI.jpg[/img][/QUOTE][img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/18/e8/13/18e813034e307bffe12f6084d8008a63.png[/img]

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post 1639115713 05-21-2021, 01:48 PM
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post 1639116103 05-21-2021, 01:52 PM
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post 1639116203 05-21-2021, 01:54 PM
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maybe it has already been mentioned

but when Dan Bilzerian cucked the bb.com ceo, that was an epic lolzworthy moment we all had
post 1639116733 05-21-2021, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By overtrainbrah


Spoiler!
Originally Posted By overtrainbrah
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MFC

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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -Benjamin Franklin
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post 1639117673 05-21-2021, 02:15 PM
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(no homo)

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post 1639119773 05-21-2021, 02:48 PM
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No thanks Jeff
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=144701451

Andy that is gross
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=149529403
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post 1639121463 05-21-2021, 03:12 PM
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post 1639121953 05-21-2021, 03:17 PM
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absolute gold itt
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post 1639123273 05-21-2021, 03:36 PM
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the GF modeling my car was the most gut busting lol fest that i have ever seen at that time. ground breaking stuff. i saw it linked from a fishing forum i went on. thats how i ended up here
post 1639123433 05-21-2021, 03:38 PM
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We need a MISC museum on the MISC island for us to chill on.
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Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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post 1639124113 05-21-2021, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted By fishnbrah
the GF modeling my car was the most gut busting lol fest that i have ever seen at that time. ground breaking stuff. i saw it linked from a fishing forum i went on. thats how i ended up here
So many fukin threads like that over the years man. Literal tears being shed from bursts of laughter, each post building on the previous one to create the lulziest fukin threads.
Originally Posted By sword_
We need a MISC museum on the MISC island for us to chill on.
Agreed brah. We could even have a HVM Exhibit of which you'd be the curator.
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post 1639126723 05-21-2021, 04:24 PM
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Anyone remember this brah? AleFCP. He was a little like bolobrah before bolobrah.

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post 1639152003 05-21-2021, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted By overtrainbrah
Anyone remember this brah? AleFCP. He was a little like bolobrah before bolobrah.

lol yep
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post 1639160873 05-22-2021, 04:12 AM
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Five star thread. Thanks for the memories.
post 1639161243 05-22-2021, 04:32 AM
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Thanks boyo, great memories.

In addition, here are two classic misc threads

Miscers arguing how many days there are in a week:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=107926751

Miscer trying to fit a pizza box into his fridge:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...9812923&page=1
AP7 crew
post 1639161783 05-22-2021, 05:00 AM
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This thread is pure fukkn gold srs. so many great memories ITT.


Anyone remember the thread about this guy who was at his buddys house at a party; when his buddy started having an argument with his girl. He pulls out his phone, and starts recording while eating potato chips and saying loudly "Oh man these chips are so friggin good, I wonder if these chips fit my macros man" over and over? Myself and other miscers cried our eyes out because the setting was so funny, however I haven't managed to find the thread again. Anyone aware? reps for the thread srs
"You think this is a f**king game?"
post 1639161973 05-22-2021, 05:07 AM
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post 1639161993 05-22-2021, 05:08 AM
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Fck u james
post 1639163063 05-22-2021, 05:50 AM
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10/10 thread

let's make misc great again

should start neg pool for all whiney, race-bait, incel, vaccine, and covid threads.
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post 1639164733 05-22-2021, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted By 2Chad4You


I ran into her bathtub and let myself go there... I figured that at least this way I could rinse it all down instead of getting sh!t on her floor....



At that point things get even worse...



The turd wouldn't ****ing dissolve... and the damn bish was asking me wtf I'm doing showering in her washroom....

I then answer "yea lol... I'm showering... is that ok?"...

she says: what the hell? why?? you don't think we're having sex do you???

At this point I can't even think straight and I jokingly (retardedly) say: yes we are lol

she then gets mad and says: wtf? is this some kind of joke... get out of there!!

I say: no please don't come in... I'm not done yet...

At this point the hot water I was using to try and dissolve my sh!t was releasing sh!t smelling vapours all over the room.. and it was pretty rancid... the girl could smell it and she said: "why the hell does it smell so ****ing bad? What the hell are you doing in there???"

I say: please don't come in... trust me.. you'll regret it...

she says: **** this... get out now or I'm unlocking the door..

I beg her not too... but she loses her patience and then opens the door. She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass,large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can... I was so ****ing embarassed... I started shivering... she looks at me while covering her mouth and nose and whispers... "wtf did you do???"...she was starting to cry... I hesitate for a bit and I try to explain myself "I tried my best ... I... I'm sorry"... She then flips out and tells me to clean up the mess or she's calling the cops. I agree to do it.

She leaves, and I grap some toilet paper... pick up the turds from the floor and bathtub, toss them in the can, and then I proceed to clean off the floor and bathtub with soap, water and alot of tissues. I tossed most of the tissues into her toilet bowl (the garbage was full eventually). I then took some perfume from the counter and tossed into the bathtub to get rid of odour. After I was done I cleaned my ass off and flushed the toilet. To my utmost dismay, my massive fecal matter bulk and the large amount of TP unded up clogging the toilet and it overflowed and started spilling crap all over the floor... I'm literally crying at that point... I look for the plunger but I couldn't find it so I put my pants on and rushed out to ask her if she had a plunger so I could fix the toilet...I see her with her roommate and her roommates bf... she's crying... as soon as she sees me she tells me to gtfo right now... I try to explain that the toilet is clogged... but she doesn't let me ... she says she feels threatened and she wants me out now... she graps a knife from the drawer and tells me to leave... I leave.

about a minute later I hear this loud scream coming from her dorm room (I assumed she went back to the washroom to see it covered in poo water). At that point I sprinted away as fast as possible, while swearing at myself and crying tears of frustration and embarrasment.

All of this could have ****ing been prevented if I had just brought my goddamn pee bottles!!! WTF?!?! The FIRST girl that shows interest in me.. I have to go and **** in her bathtub???? This is ****ing retarded (yes mad).

to all you people saying "peeing in bottles is stupid/gross"... well **** that... not only is it more convenient and cleaner, but it also prevents epic disaters like this one....

This is what WOULD have happened if I had my trustee pee bottle... I would have on sat on the can and then simultaneosly peed into the bottle and pooed into the toilet. No disaster... no mess.... and none of this would have happened.

anyway... should I let things cool off for a bit and call her back? maybe to apologize/explain myself? or should i just hope I never run into her again?
If Chad ever actually does take me out, a female version of this is how it will go down. I ought to be grateful he forgot me.
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Originally Posted By stevemckenna
literally can't remember the last time I laughed that hard. Perfect description of mods. repped
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Originally Posted By 0rders
This thread is pure fukkn gold srs. so many great memories ITT.


Anyone remember the thread about this guy who was at his buddys house at a party; when his buddy started having an argument with his girl. He pulls out his phone, and starts recording while eating potato chips and saying loudly "Oh man these chips are so friggin good, I wonder if these chips fit my macros man" over and over? Myself and other miscers cried our eyes out because the setting was so funny, however I haven't managed to find the thread again. Anyone aware? reps for the thread srs
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Brb, eatin' chips


I will rape you if I get the chance


You too homeboy
The video is gone form the internet btw
I'm back, bitches!
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This place is a cesspool now but man these are some gold memories. So many lulz were had
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google isn't allowing me to find images from the misc anymore wtf. i can't find the big long memes of that dude with the ipad avatar from 2011-2013
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Watchout ur comments bro ^


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Originally Posted By Amp30
Thanks boyo, great memories.

In addition, here are two classic misc threads

Miscers arguing how many days there are in a week:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=107926751

Miscer trying to fit a pizza box into his fridge:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...9812923&page=1
Nice finds bro. Pizza box thread should be on every Misc pop quiz.
Originally Posted By 0rders
This thread is pure fukkn gold srs. so many great memories ITT.

Anyone remember the thread about this guy who was at his buddys house at a party; when his buddy started having an argument with his girl. He pulls out his phone, and starts recording while eating potato chips and saying loudly "Oh man these chips are so friggin good, I wonder if these chips fit my macros man" over and over? Myself and other miscers cried our eyes out because the setting was so funny, however I haven't managed to find the thread again. Anyone aware? reps for the thread srs
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
The video is gone form the internet btw
Fuark, I just realised what you were referring to when 0rders mentioned the details. That vid was fukin GOAT. He was so drunk and sounded drowsy as fuk lmfao.


Also, this one made me nearly cry with laughter srs. I couldn't fukin breathe when I first saw this thread.















https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=157527533
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Let's not forget these immortal words of wisdom brahs.

Because if You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah.

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I remember watching this with a friend in our college library in like 2013. We were sharing headphones to watch it and the library was quiet as phuk but we couldn't stop laughing at this vid that was posted here.
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