Thread: lol at not owning a motorcycle
04-17-2022, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
I'll take the risk, you do you though:Be careful man, this might end your life lmao



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04-17-2022, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
be careful bud, this might cause you to snap your back in half lolI'll take the risk, you do you though:

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04-17-2022, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
That's just his piss when another driver demands he steps out of his soymilk truck lolThat's not enough to do anything though.

04-17-2022, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
Like your skydiving instructor did at the hotel after practice lolbe careful bud, this might cause you tosnap your back in half lol


Wouldn't be a problem for you anyway, you're already spineless

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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
Sky diving is cool, I want to try it, but I choose motorcycles over sky diving. Much more Convenient , much less hassle. Sky diving also ends too quick.Oh sooooo coool bro. You seem to be stuck on how fast your stupid bike goes, and literally nobody cares. Your dumb little brain can't comprehend there are other factors to take into coinsideration.
With 329 jumps I'm definitely not strapped to anyone you moron
With 329 jumps I'm definitely not strapped to anyone you moron
Cruising on a scenic road on a beautiful day>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Originally Posted By sam212⏩
I'll take the Chances. As stated prior, a lot of accidents are dui and rider stupidity. My instructors were in their 60s and still rideI used to have one when I was in my early 20s. One of the dumbest decision I ever made. My parents finally convinced me to sell it when I was 23. I’m glad.
I now see donorcycle accident victims on almost daily basis. I’m invested in motorcycle companies and make a living treating motorcycle riders, but no thx jeff.
I now see donorcycle accident victims on almost daily basis. I’m invested in motorcycle companies and make a living treating motorcycle riders, but no thx jeff.
Hopefully technology continues to improve and make it safer

04-17-2022, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
My gear I'm looking at about $1500. Pretty much know what helmet and jacket I want. Gauntlets and boots I figure any brand should be OK.Buy a cheap used bike, save money, and spend it on good gear.

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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
With your strange fear of motorcycles I have a hard time believing you go skydiving. Its almost like your mom told you how bad and dangerous motorcycles are so now you have a strange vendetta against them.Oh sooooo coool bro. You seem to be stuck on how fast your stupid bike goes, and literally nobody cares. Your dumb little brain can't comprehend there are other factors to take into coinsideration.
With 329 jumps I'm definitely not strapped to anyone you moron
With 329 jumps I'm definitely not strapped to anyone you moron
I know a few older guys that have been riding bikes for 40-50 years with no issues. Even know a few guys in their 70s and 80s that ride the three wheel MC's now. There are literally millions of of riders that have a good time without issue. Its a really small percent of riders that get killed/crippled and its almost always their fault.
Anyone who's a first responder knows people get killed/crippled in car crashes far more often and most motorcycle crashes are relatively minor with just a few bumps and bruises. If people are scared to ride that's fine. But I see so much cope like "I'd be so crazy I'd crash and kill myself." or "So many riders end up dead/paralyzed I don't want to ride." Etc.
Lmao. You have to be super low inhib to ride a MC recklessly. People that are hesitant to ride are not low inhib.
04-17-2022, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
You’re right, most of them likely due to stupidity. But you have no room for error. If you have young kids, I’d advise you to rethink.I'll take the Chances. As stated prior, a lot of accidents are dui and rider stupidity. My instructors were in their 60s and still ride
Hopefully technology continues to improve and make it safer

Hopefully technology continues to improve and make it safer

04-17-2022, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
It's hard to get financing and insurance on motorcycles though so not many kids on R1s.North American countries do the licensing wrong.
You can get a bike learner permit at 16, and go buy an R1.
That's a recipe for disaster.
You can get a bike learner permit at 16, and go buy an R1.
That's a recipe for disaster.

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04-17-2022, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
I don't know if an agent would even issue a policy for a 16yo on an R1. Could just insure in dad's name and let the kid ride it but not many parents are that irresponsible. If the kid kills himself or a passenger dad will lose his house and life saving in court.Bank of mommy and daddy tends to come through.
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04-17-2022, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Honestly unless you're trying to be one of those sportbike riders pushing it to the max and trying to speed around everywhere, a good helmet, jacket, gloves, and boots is about all you need. Full leathers is just the boy racer special, totally unnecessary and undesirable if you're just riding around.You need pants, or chaps at least.
Jeans don't cut it, under 10% wear resistance compared to leather.
Jeans don't cut it, under 10% wear resistance compared to leather.
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
It's a lot easier to learn on a 600. They have a decent top speed but they aren't very powerful at low rpms. You have to really stay up close to the redline to get power out of the smaller bikes.R6 at 18 then?
Same difference.
No one should be sitting on a Supersport as a firstbike.
Same difference.
No one should be sitting on a Supersport as a firstbike.

They are light, have excellent suspension and brakes, top of the line electronics to keep the bike stable. I'd trust a kid to learn on a 600 race replica much more than I would some crappy harley.
Even though the harley is a lot slower the instant torque makes them tricky to launch, there is no traction control or anti lock brakes or rider modes to be had, and the brakes and suspension are awful.
My V-rod was a lot slower than my zx-14 and my hayabusa, but much harder to ride. It wouldn't stand up, but would spin the tire through the first 3 gears and you couldn't even feel it break traction. It just wouldn't accelerate and if you did that in a turn it's easy to wipe out.
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
You won't with all the nanny sensors turned on. The bikes instantly cut power if there are differences in the wheel speed sensors. The modeen higher end bikes come with some pretty good software. Linked antilock brakes, wheelie and traction control, cruise control, selectable power modes, it's pretty amazing how safe these new bikes are compared to 10-15 years ago.Starting on a torquey Harley would be just as much of a mistake as starting on a peaky SS that has over a hundred horsepower.
650's are the biggest I would recommend for beginners. No one should accidentally do a wheelie if they hit a pothole.
650's are the biggest I would recommend for beginners. No one should accidentally do a wheelie if they hit a pothole.

Problem with some of the cheaper lower power bikes is they don't get all the nice electronics that make riding simple.
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04-17-2022, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted By guest89⏩
What a goofy thing to say. There are 286 million registered cars in this country vs 8.6 million motorcycles.Anyone who's a first responder knows people get killed/crippled in car crashes far more often
Thats 3225% more cars lol. That does not mean sh*t for your argument when you are 29x more likely to die on your motorcycle than a car, despite being part of a hugely smaller demographic.
There are cars involved in fender benders that would send you over the handlebars and into the ICU.
But the wind in my hair lmao
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
I know a dude who legitimately takes pride in driving around on a scooter that resembles a mini crotch rocket that tops out at 60 mph. He even decked the thing out in about $1k+ of aftermarket add on bs after or originally buying it new for about $3k. He uses it to take the highway to work and everything, meaning he has to go 5mph under the posted speed limit on a road where a majority of people are going 70 - 75mph in cars/trucks. "It saves gas on Putin's gas price hike, lol", he says. Meanwhile, his other mode of transportation is a gas guzzling "power wagon" Dodge pickup truck with a stupid giant printed logo on the side of the paint job that gets about 2 miles a gallon on highways.Just lmao @ riding that stupid death trap
inb4 some prius turns you into tomato soup by mistake
inb4 some prius turns you into tomato soup by mistake
04-18-2022, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
We get it, you're a skepticalbitch. Stick to your aerial man loveWhat a goofy thing to say. There are 286 million registered cars in this country vs 8.6 million motorcycles.
Thats 3225% more cars lol. That does not mean sh*t for your argument when you are 29x more likely to die on your motorcycle than a car, despite being part of a hugely smaller demographic.
There are cars involved in fender benders that would send you over the handlebars and into the ICU.
But the wind in my hair lmao
Thats 3225% more cars lol. That does not mean sh*t for your argument when you are 29x more likely to die on your motorcycle than a car, despite being part of a hugely smaller demographic.
There are cars involved in fender benders that would send you over the handlebars and into the ICU.
But the wind in my hair lmao
04-18-2022, 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
I started on a 250 ninja, lol. Paid $800 for it and road it for close to a year.I also don't recommend by a shiny new bike either.
A nice 650 with ABS is all you need - should be $3K or so for first bike, you never know, might not be into it anyway.
And screw starting with a 250 Ninja before anyone mentions it.
A nice 650 with ABS is all you need - should be $3K or so for first bike, you never know, might not be into it anyway.
And screw starting with a 250 Ninja before anyone mentions it.

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