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post 1663171893 06-20-2022, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson⏩
most escorts just want you the **** out of there after you cum. if your dick game is decent, they practically beg for that cawk. happens all the time with me
its almost like my cawk reaches spots they didnt know existed. its like a completely different game
bahahhhahha
post 1663171933 06-20-2022, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson⏩
stay mad, little dick
How often u gonna mention other mens d u fking fruit

Ur daddy and mom never loved u big guy

Probably some unemployed loser in his moms basement


Enjoy those bjs with a condom on

U a customer and i see those girls sold u a dream and u bought it up nicely...fkin simp
post 1663172103 06-20-2022, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
How often u gonna mention other mens d u fking fruit

Ur daddy and mom never loved u big guy

Probably some unemployed loser in his moms basement


Enjoy those bjs with a condom on

U a customer and i see those girls sold u a dream and u bought it up nicely...fkin simp
bj without condom every single time. cum in mouth every single time. stay mad *******. best head money can buy. brb pulling that bitches hair and making her gag on your dick. never been turned down cim either
post 1663172223 06-20-2022, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson⏩
if u can legit make them cum multiple times consistently, and theyre getting railed by multiple guys a night, just goes to show whos cum she wants sucked into her vagina

its all about status
Do you think somebody who is bragging online about banging escorts has high status?
post 1663172353 06-20-2022, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
Do you think somebody who is bragging online about banging escorts has high status?
having so much money you can literally pay off women is life's goal. think about it, when youre a millionaire/billionaire you buy politicians off and you can **** anyone you want.

its a work in progress. once i reach millionaire status, life is on easy mode
post 1663172753 06-20-2022, 12:43 PM
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If women act the same way towards you in real life (are insanely attracted to you, etc) then it could be real. But since they don't, its pretty obvious that its just the money that they are after. They talk about how much of chump you are after you leave and they use the money you gave them to support their attractive, but poor boyfriend.

They laugh and tell their hooker friends stories about how this weirdly shaped guy who tries to flex with a wedgie thinks that his average penor is huge because his mom that he showered with until junior high always told him it was.
post 1663172993 06-20-2022, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
If women act the same way towards you in real life (are insanely attracted to you, etc) then it could be real. But since they don't, its pretty obvious that its just the money that they are after. They talk about how much of chump you are after you leave and they use the money you gave them to support their attractive, but poor boyfriend.

They laugh and tell their hooker friends stories about how this weirdly shaped guy who tries to flex with a wedgie thinks that his average penor is huge because his mom that he showered with until junior high always told him it was.
the ruler doesnt lie. 7x5.4, not huge but decent
post 1663173393 06-20-2022, 12:51 PM
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tbh i love how misc whoremongers come here share their experiences and then half the misc chits on them for whatever reason.

it’s usually ibby but funny to see. it’s like watching a movie series created by a different director, i know how it ends but it still entertaining.
Posts are for fun, not to be taken seriously or as truth.

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post 1663174313 06-20-2022, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
If women act the same way towards you in real life (are insanely attracted to you, etc) then it could be real. But since they don't, its pretty obvious that its just the money that they are after. They talk about how much of chump you are after you leave and they use the money you gave them to support their attractive, but poor boyfriend.

They laugh and tell their hooker friends stories about how this weirdly shaped guy who tries to flex with a wedgie thinks that his average penor is huge because his mom that he showered with until junior high always told him it was.
Op
Take note

Truth hurtsssssss * sizzle sound*
post 1663174463 06-20-2022, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By eatmycrackers⏩
tbh i love how misc whoremongers come here share their experiences and then half the misc chits on them for whatever reason.

it’s usually ibby but funny to see. it’s like watching a movie series created by a different director, i know how it ends but it still entertaining.
99% of the people talking **** have small dicks and don't get laid anyway
post 1663175053 06-20-2022, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson⏩
99% of the people talking **** have small dicks and don't get laid anyway
Minute u leave the agency

The girls prob all take chit about u

Prob say what a god damn loser lol took him for 300 today

Prob all laugh amongst themselves " i cant beleive i got this guy beleiveing he was alpha "

" i didnt even clean my vag after the last client "
post 1663175863 06-20-2022, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
Minute u leave the agency

The girls prob all take chit about u

Prob say what a god damn loser lol took him for 300 today

Prob all laugh amongst themselves " i cant beleive i got this guy beleiveing he was alpha "

" i didnt even clean my vag after the last client "
100% real world chit right here srs

lol at op
post 1663175993 06-20-2022, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By knightofday⏩
100% real world chit right here srs

lol at op
Imagine paying 1000s of dollars for sloppy seconds stank puss

Just rope its srsly over for op
post 1663176853 06-20-2022, 01:48 PM
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Username does not correlate to story.... at all. Please stop sharing your wet dreams on the misc, this place is weird enough already.
post 1663181533 06-20-2022, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
What a fking clown show

Clearly you are desperate for females if you need to pay 600 per month

Beta SIMP


At least his larp is mildly amusing - yours is just pathetic...

Spoiler!


See ShakeBrah's signature
post 1663181623 06-20-2022, 03:15 PM
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why do people think im larping tho
post 1663182083 06-20-2022, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson⏩
why do people think im larping tho
pics of prostitute ?
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