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post 1677218253 02-14-2023, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted By freeburn⏩
Someone that records this type of thing so meticulously probably is probably already pretty fukked
It's like a dude who keeps track of a womans periods.

It's creepy. It's a violation of privacy.
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post 1677218573 02-14-2023, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
You mean to tell me you guys have wives that don't have sex whenever you want?



LOL
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post 1677222883 02-14-2023, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted By AWSbruh⏩
Imagine having sex with the same chick for the rest of your life. Would rather fap to porn, ded fkn srs
LOL this. I get bored after a month
post 1677226693 02-14-2023, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Seems like a lot actually.

Marriage is about money, social status, and kids.

Love and sex don’t really have anything to do with it.
Hence why he was a druggie and u got divorced. U paid no attention to his needs. U suck at head and did the bare minimum. Enjoy being g the last horse being rode on the merry go round U big footed motherfuker
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post 1677226993 02-14-2023, 09:11 PM
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Meanwhile the wife was probably banging chad on the side everyday that she didn't have sex with her husband.
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post 1677227133 02-14-2023, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted By AWSbruh⏩
Imagine having sex with the same chick for the rest of your life. Would rather fap to porn, ded fkn srs
this

People dont realize men get bored of sex with same woman
post 1677227163 02-14-2023, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Hence why he was a druggie and u got divorced. U paid no attention to his needs. U suck at head and did the bare minimum. Enjoy being g the last horse being rode on the merry go round U big footed motherfuker
Yet she still considers her marriage the only legit type of relationship. The mind boggles, it really does.
post 1677237803 02-15-2023, 01:38 AM
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So many clueless responses in this thread.

Somebody needs to make a stand.

I will start by doing some multiquoting.

brb
post 1677237893 02-15-2023, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
2018 was the year he came close to cheating I suspect.
Or divorce.
Where does he say he wasn't cheating the whole time?
Originally Posted By OT2000⏩
If you’re not married to a woman that wants you daily then you’re an idiot.
What sort of woman (or man) is so mentally, physically, emotionally and sexually limited that she gets excited by the idea of sex with someone she has already had sex with 5000 times? I can't even imagine
Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
There are many ways she can lose attraction and it goes beyond physical appearance.
fixing stuff around the house.
Jfl @ not realising that serving a woman by doing chores for her dries up her pussy like the Saraha.
Originally Posted By AWSbruh⏩
Imagine having sex with the same chick for the rest of your life. Would rather fap to porn, ded fkn srs
This is the most legit post of the entire thread. Remarkable effort for someone who doesn't have a lived experience of it, but this guy nails it. No man and woman with normal sex drives get excited by the idea of sex with someone they have had sex with thousands of times before. It's not natural.

Jfl @ Miscers who do the "we've been married for 50 years and we are both still desperate to smash for several hours every day" as if it is a W rather than a L.
Originally Posted By criminal_manne⏩
Marriage is about raising a family not slaying new hot poon till you die.

If you want to be a 50 year old degenerate still chasing random sloots go right head
Why not both? That's how human society worked for 99.9% of our history.
post 1677237903 02-15-2023, 01:49 AM
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I mean, I did always find it pretty funny how the resident marriagecels of the misc always brag about supposedly getting sex on tap from their wives. Meanwhile, literally every marriagecel I've ever met IRL has nothing but complaints about their sex lives and how they never get laid anymore after the first couple years of marriage or so. But let's trust the e-statting miscers like the CEO $10k /days, eh?
post 1677237953 02-15-2023, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Nah, we save up the good stuff for our side piece....
Originally Posted By Woody-5⏩
Time to get a side chick, srs
Exactly
Originally Posted By Contribution05⏩
It's not always the guy being rejected that leads to the lower amount of sex, but sometimes just losing excitement.

I could have sex 3-5 days a week if it was that new and exciting feeling. When i was in a relationship with the same girl for 4 years, the latter half of the relationship i was content with just once or twice a week. I dont know how people keep it exciting. role play, different positions, different styles only does so much. Nothing provides the excitement that just a new girl does.
Exactly
Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
You understand women feel the same way.

Different men add variety newness and new techniques.

That's why you and she have to be hot and good to stave off the craving for new
Of course women feel the same way. Everyone does. But lol @ thinking any level of hotness doesn't make sex with the same person old compared to with someone new.
Originally Posted By Omnivium⏩
Meh imagine you've been banging the same poocy for 10+ years. Chit would get stale af and you probably wouldn't want it that much either
Srsly
Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Seems like a lot actually.

Marriage is about money, social status, and kids.

Love and sex don’t really have anything to do with it.
This guy knows what's up
Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Love and sex should be the foundation of a marriage.

Men get married for love and sex.
Stupid men, who either learn their lesson, or who live a life of regret.
post 1677237983 02-15-2023, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩
I mean, I did always find it pretty funny how the resident marriagecels of the misc always brag about supposedly getting sex on tap from their wives. Meanwhile, literally every marriagecel I've ever met IRL has nothing but complaints about their sex lives and how they never get laid anymore after the first couple years of marriage or so. But let's trust the e-statting miscers like the CEO $10k /days, eh?
Anything is possible when they are all 6'3 with 7.5 inch cock circumference.
post 1677238013 02-15-2023, 02:03 AM
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wonder if he's got a calendar noting the number of times he hears bitching, nagging, and complaining
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post 1677238653 02-15-2023, 02:48 AM
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this looks fine to me

miscers gonna misc

He probably has kids and also a full time career, sex isn't really a priority.
post 1677249533 02-15-2023, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Mikuljordan⏩
this

People dont realize men get bored of sex with same woman
More often the woman gets bored first. So unless you want an open relationship you have to keep it exciting.
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post 1677249963 02-15-2023, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
Where does he say he wasn't cheating the whole time?


What sort of woman (or man) is so mentally, physically, emotionally and sexually limited that she gets excited by the idea of sex with someone she has already had sex with 5000 times? I can't even imagine


Jfl @ not realising that serving a woman by doing chores for her dries up her pussy like the Saraha.


This is the most legit post of the entire thread. Remarkable effort for someone who doesn't have a lived experience of it, but this guy nails it. No man and woman with normal sex drives get excited by the idea of sex with someone they have had sex with thousands of times before. It's not natural.

Jfl @ Miscers who do the "we've been married for 50 years and we are both still desperate to smash for several hours every day" as if it is a W rather than a L.


Why not both? That's how human society worked for 99.9% of our history.
You are stupid. I didn't say do chores for her. There is no honeydew list.

A man sees things that need to be fixed and just does it.


In a woman's subconscious a man is productive from the time he gets up till he goes to bed.

So no you aren't doing chores and you aren't doing unreasonable requests either.
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post 1677250723 02-15-2023, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Mikuljordan⏩
this

men get bored of sex with same woman
This. If you're LTR/wife status, outfits and wigs for her my boyos. You're doing it wrong if you don't have an entire dresser of her sex outfits (and or dope bikinis for my FL bros). Pretty srs.

EDIT: Doods calendar looks reasonable, no idea how long hes been wifed up, but twice a week after a decade seems reasonable & healthly. You can bet most single bros aren't getting it that often, unless Chad.
post 1677272553 02-15-2023, 02:05 PM
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Insane how many dudes have been brainwashed into thinking sex twice a week is good.

Women full on easy mode. Marry a guy and don't even have to fuk him regularly. LMAO.
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post 1677272863 02-15-2023, 02:08 PM
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That's more than me and one of my exes who gained too many lbs so I started banging other chicks on the side ded fkn srs. She even called me out on the lack of sex once, dumped her shortly after.
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