Originally Posted By x-trainer
This is so true but he did the opposite and they don't even realize it, lmao.
Yeah, 4000 people die and the next day, at his daily coronavirus presser, he ignores the number and instead yaps about how his daily pressers have higher TV ratings than The Bachelor and Monday Night Football, and these idiots are even more oblivious than Trump. Can't script this stuff.
Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."