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Uber driver said he makes "so much money"... so I did math....
01-26-2024, 02:35 PM
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The bigger question is if someone is going to Uber every other day, how many days per week are they making money? 3 or 4?
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01-26-2024, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
nah, its better to get paid a stable hourly wage.Uber >>> Warehouse work any day of the week. Your opinion vs the thousands of others who quit.
uber is too much down time between rides, unless you work in a busy city. but then your dealing with chitty pick ups and drop offs and traffic.
01-26-2024, 02:41 PM
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Damn. Makes sense.
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01-26-2024, 02:45 PM
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Can confirm I’m an Uber driver
It def isn’t worth it these days I stopped doing it
I just now use it for destination mode when I have to go somewhere anyways so I get my gas paid and a lil more
I was checking my taxes from 2017 and last year where I made the same amount but I drove double the miles in 2023
So there u have it much less earnings than before
It def isn’t worth it these days I stopped doing it
I just now use it for destination mode when I have to go somewhere anyways so I get my gas paid and a lil more
I was checking my taxes from 2017 and last year where I made the same amount but I drove double the miles in 2023
So there u have it much less earnings than before
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01-26-2024, 02:47 PM
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No matter how you calculate it, the guy is so stoked about making $300 kind of tells you what you need to know especially considering that's before expenses and he has a ride home to he isn't getting paid.
01-26-2024, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted By conics⏩
Did you work in a resort area? Did you work 10 hour days focused on peak rideshare hours? Obviously you won't have much of a social life, but if you drive 5PM to 2AM in a resort town like Vegas or Miami I'd imagine you would clean up.Can confirm I’m an Uber driver
It def isn’t worth it these days I stopped doing it
I just now use it for destination mode when I have to go somewhere anyways so I get my gas paid and a lil more
I was checking my taxes from 2017 and last year where I made the same amount but I drove double the miles in 2023
So there u have it much less earnings than before
It def isn’t worth it these days I stopped doing it
I just now use it for destination mode when I have to go somewhere anyways so I get my gas paid and a lil more
I was checking my taxes from 2017 and last year where I made the same amount but I drove double the miles in 2023
So there u have it much less earnings than before
01-26-2024, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted By baldbrah⏩
Big night city and suburbsDid you work in a resort area? Did you work 10 hour days focused on peak rideshare hours? Obviously you won't have much of a social life, but if you drive 5PM to 2AM in a resort town like Vegas or Miami I'd imagine you would clean up.
Still ain’t worth it these days
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01-26-2024, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted By conics⏩
Nah man, you just gotta buy a car that is $0/mile to drive around in..... Miscers believe this car exists .... No one can name it, but it must exist because all the math ITT does not include the cost of driving a car hundreds and thousands of miles.Big night city and suburbs
Still ain’t worth it these days
Still ain’t worth it these days
01-26-2024, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted By conics⏩
so did you get another job that pays better?Big night city and suburbs
Still ain’t worth it these days
Still ain’t worth it these days
01-26-2024, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By bicmane123⏩
Yes I have a cs degreeso did you get another job that pays better?
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01-26-2024, 05:28 PM
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Uber drivers are still considered 1099 right? Lol, add that to self paid health insurance, yeah you're not making chit driving for Uber.
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01-26-2024, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By -JR⏩
I got a main job this is after and weekendsUber drivers are still considered 1099 right? Lol, add that to self paid health insurance, yeah you're not making chit driving for Uber.
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
What goes through someones mind to the point that they have to go full Rainman and calculate this chit to the point of posting a gotcha moment on the Misc days later?took an uber yesterday and the driver was totally fired up about driving for uber.
He said his biggest ride he drove someone for 3 hours in one direction, and uber paid him $300 for the trip.
So at first you're like, OK, $100/hr to drive someone aint bad....
*BUT...
Let's say he was going an average of 50mph for this 3 hour ride, so he did 150 miles ONE WAY. Obviously he didn't find anyone at that destination to drive all the way back home, so he ultimately had to traverse 300 miles total to complete his 150 mile mission.
his 3 hour drive is actually a 6 hour drive because he had to come all the way home.
the IRS estimates that your cost of ownership on the average vehicle in the USA is $0.67 per mile - so his expense on the car alone is $0.67x300miles = $201.
So now he's down to a net of $99...
$99 divided by 6 hours of drive time is $16.50 per hour BEFORE TAX.
Wish I could have done the math quickly in the car and given him the bad news, but I didn't do it until this morning.
IN N OUT pays more.
He said his biggest ride he drove someone for 3 hours in one direction, and uber paid him $300 for the trip.
So at first you're like, OK, $100/hr to drive someone aint bad....
*BUT...
Let's say he was going an average of 50mph for this 3 hour ride, so he did 150 miles ONE WAY. Obviously he didn't find anyone at that destination to drive all the way back home, so he ultimately had to traverse 300 miles total to complete his 150 mile mission.
his 3 hour drive is actually a 6 hour drive because he had to come all the way home.
the IRS estimates that your cost of ownership on the average vehicle in the USA is $0.67 per mile - so his expense on the car alone is $0.67x300miles = $201.
So now he's down to a net of $99...
$99 divided by 6 hours of drive time is $16.50 per hour BEFORE TAX.
Wish I could have done the math quickly in the car and given him the bad news, but I didn't do it until this morning.
IN N OUT pays more.
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LMFAO at using Uber and not having a driver on your payroll to take you places
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Originally Posted By -JR⏩
and double social security taxes!Uber drivers are still considered 1099 right? Lol, add that to self paid health insurance, yeah you're not making chit driving for Uber.
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
shaddap peterWhat goes through someones mind to the point that they have to go full Rainman and calculate this chit to the point of posting a gotcha moment on the Misc days later?
Also
LMFAO at using Uber and not having a driver on your payroll to take you places
Also
LMFAO at using Uber and not having a driver on your payroll to take you places
01-26-2024, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
So why are you doing it for free900 bucks to officially becoom a fgt is a pretty low price srs
01-26-2024, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By BlackJack619⏩
That comes out to 2700 an hour.Do the math for my biggest pay off.
I once made 900 dollars for jacking off on camera for 20 minutes, that was my biggest pay off.
I once made 900 dollars for jacking off on camera for 20 minutes, that was my biggest pay off.
The problem is you didn't have health insurance and the ER charged you 10 grand to remove the 14 inch ribbed black dildo
So you lost money, your dignity, and pheggorts are jacking it to you
01-26-2024, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By skier!⏩
No worries, the IRS will buy his dildo, pay for his hospital bill, and also give him an extra $0.67 per minute of web camming just because.That comes out to 2700 an hour.
The problem is you didn't have health insurance and the ER charged you 10 grand to remove the 14 inch ribbed black dildo
So you lost money, your dignity, and pheggorts are jacking it to you
The problem is you didn't have health insurance and the ER charged you 10 grand to remove the 14 inch ribbed black dildo
So you lost money, your dignity, and pheggorts are jacking it to you
Misc 5d accounting 101 is in session.
01-26-2024, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
theres 8 billion people and everything is automated, theres literally no reason for low IQ people to existWhy are you being mean to the Uber Driver.. let him enjoy his life. Does chitting on him make you feel better somehow? That's nasty.
01-27-2024, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
Maybe a few more safe and effective emergency treatments can help the problem.theres 8 billion people and everything is automated, theres literally no reason for low IQ people to exist
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