Thread: Beta/Cringe thread
11-01-2012, 01:20 PM
#121
This thread fuking gave me cancer
My johnnies have been ruffled so hard they cannot be unruffled
Each one of these guys will be the next generation of forever aloners, they need to be sterilised.
No girl wants this, they only like this sh*t because they want to see how far guys will make themselves look stupid for them
My johnnies have been ruffled so hard they cannot be unruffled
Each one of these guys will be the next generation of forever aloners, they need to be sterilised.
No girl wants this, they only like this sh*t because they want to see how far guys will make themselves look stupid for them
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11-01-2012, 01:21 PM
#122
Both are stories
1st cliffs:
Beta begs this girl to be his gf
Beta does ridiculous things when they finally get together
2nd cliffs:
Guy drunk at party with his gf
Other dude does sexual bets on his gf
Other dude wins
Gf does sexual bets right in front of him
1st cliffs:
Beta begs this girl to be his gf
Beta does ridiculous things when they finally get together
2nd cliffs:
Guy drunk at party with his gf
Other dude does sexual bets on his gf
Other dude wins
Gf does sexual bets right in front of him
11-01-2012, 01:24 PM
#123
Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩
girl broke up with this dude
he then posted this
he then posted this
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11-01-2012, 01:25 PM
#124
Originally Posted By ImTooBeta⏩
Not sure if my jimmies can comprehend either of those stories being true.
Both are stories
1st cliffs:
Beta begs this girl to be his gf
Beta does ridiculous things when they finally get together
2nd cliffs:
Guy drunk at party with his gf
Other dude does sexual bets on his gf
Other dude wins
Gf does sexual bets right in front of him
1st cliffs:
Beta begs this girl to be his gf
Beta does ridiculous things when they finally get together
2nd cliffs:
Guy drunk at party with his gf
Other dude does sexual bets on his gf
Other dude wins
Gf does sexual bets right in front of him
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11-01-2012, 01:27 PM
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Just realized 2nd picture is too wide. I'll just type out what it says:
"I was a party with my girlfriend and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.
Next thing she loses- because she is bad - and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"
I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yea,whatever"
Then she loses again, and this ahole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullcrap like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.
Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fgot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.
What the **** just happened!?!?!?!?"
"I was a party with my girlfriend and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.
Next thing she loses- because she is bad - and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"
I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yea,whatever"
Then she loses again, and this ahole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullcrap like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.
Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fgot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.
What the **** just happened!?!?!?!?"
11-01-2012, 01:27 PM
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11-01-2012, 01:30 PM
#127
The beer pong story just rustled my Jefferies. Someone posted it as their story in the "What is the most beta thing you have done" thread.
11-01-2012, 01:31 PM
#128
guy tries to win his ex-gf by humiliating himself publicly
starts at 0:50
starts at 0:50
11-01-2012, 01:31 PM
#129
im so upset. My panies have never been so bundled
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11-01-2012, 01:38 PM
#130
Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩ 
Whoever started these things should be kicked in the head
11-01-2012, 01:50 PM
#131
is it wierd that my jimmies remain unrusstled? i dont reli care abt these betas. in a world, betas must exist. with out them there would be no alphas
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11-01-2012, 01:52 PM
#132
yea and the face of that asian guy makes me fukin rage. His ****gy long face, his ****gy haircut and the way he is wearing a cap thats probably attached with bobby pins to his hair.
If i could punch one person, it would seriously be this guy, fuk im about to punch my screen right now so its sort of like punching him.
If i could punch one person, it would seriously be this guy, fuk im about to punch my screen right now so its sort of like punching him.
11-01-2012, 01:54 PM
#133
Usually it's the womens logic threads that piss me off but this one did it, I….WILL…..NEVER…….come in this thread again……..EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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11-01-2012, 01:56 PM
#134
lol this guy's ex cheated on him with another guy and broke up with him A YEAR AGO , he posts **** like this like every week (this was the latest). I also think the person who responded to that is a fake profile he made of a girl and he posts with it often on his statuses. (he's the only one who likes his own statuses lol).
He also still wants to get back with his ex. I have tried multiple times to get him to move on by PMing him and he says he has moved on but still posts this chit lawl. I genuinely feed bad for this guy. He also posts pictures of other guys' abs and says that it's him (probably to make his ex jealous? lol w0t?) Will post more from him if interested, but there's too many lawl.
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11-01-2012, 01:57 PM
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11-01-2012, 01:58 PM
#136
Originally Posted By 6BT⏩
I would murder someone if I found my face being used to create those things.
Whoever started these things should be kicked in the head
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11-01-2012, 01:58 PM
#137
Originally Posted By LivinoffBliss⏩
Holy ****. Mind = blown - Repped.
in a world, betas must exist. with out them there would be no alphas
11-01-2012, 02:06 PM
#138
Originally Posted By ImTooBeta⏩
i don't think my jonathons will ever be the same after reading that.
Just realized 2nd picture is too wide. I'll just type out what it says:
"I was a party with my girlfriend and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.
Next thing she loses- because she is bad - and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"
I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yea,whatever"
Then she loses again, and this ahole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullcrap like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.
Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fgot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.
What the **** just happened!?!?!?!?"
"I was a party with my girlfriend and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.
Next thing she loses- because she is bad - and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"
I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yea,whatever"
Then she loses again, and this ahole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullcrap like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.
Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fgot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.
What the **** just happened!?!?!?!?"
11-01-2012, 02:08 PM
#139
Words cannot describe. This is worse than watching Sophia Coppola in "The Godfather Part III". I have to skip fully reading the ******** convos because my eyes will start bleeding.
11-01-2012, 02:09 PM
#140
Originally Posted By bustermac⏩ 
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does this look like a political thread? negged
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11-01-2012, 02:16 PM
#141
Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩
lol what the **** is this chit man.
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11-01-2012, 02:26 PM
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11-01-2012, 02:55 PM
#144
If intelligent life ever finds us they will blast this planet.
What are you gonna put on your resume? Dumbass?
11-01-2012, 03:04 PM
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11-01-2012, 03:11 PM
#146
Don't know why you guys are all getting rustled, this chit is hilarious
11-01-2012, 03:17 PM
#147
oh god this thread has put off me jerking it for an hour now. so many lulz
11-01-2012, 03:25 PM
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I fear for the future. I really do
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11-01-2012, 03:31 PM
#149
Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩
lol at 37-39 sec. dude giving him the finger
Good luck
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11-01-2012, 03:32 PM
#150
Originally Posted By ImTooBeta⏩
Just realized 2nd picture is too wide. I'll just type out what it says:
"I was a party with my girlfriend and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.
Next thing she loses- because she is bad - and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"
I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yea,whatever"
Then she loses again, and this ahole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullcrap like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.
Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fgot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.
What the **** just happened!?!?!?!?"
"I was a party with my girlfriend and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.
Next thing she loses- because she is bad - and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"
I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yea,whatever"
Then she loses again, and this ahole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullcrap like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.
Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fgot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.
What the **** just happened!?!?!?!?"
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