Ya goofed.

This is why I don't bang chicks that are obliterated.

Normally I would say no but in this case all she would have to do to get a conviction is show the judge pics of your room for evidence. No person who isn't a rapist will live in a room like that. Get your ****ing life together for god's sake

It was such an eventful night ((bad). I'll make another thread in a second on sonethubg else that happened

But

- 15 for 1 bottle of vodka and we got 2

2 for 2 cokes.

So 32/3= 10 (pre drinks)

Police gave us a lift so didn't have to pay taxi there lol

3 entry on door in club (other club had free entry)

- got a round for everyone which was around 8

Think I got another drink for myself. And paid for taxi home which was like 5


So 30'ish

And what did OP get kicked out of Uni for? Was it for rape?

If she really a 7/10 would eat the butthole even if one night stand. Auuuurtye!

Could have used that money to buy a fitted sheet, and then you might also save money on lotion.

multiple rapes

maybe an 8 or 9 but not a 7
just laziness and not doing the work

Dude wtf, do you live in a jail cell??

Dam op how was the sex with her?
What positions did you do please elaborate?
How do you take her home details details we need the full story from when she came on to you up until this morning DETAILS! Who cares about the ****in room.

op you're going to prison
RIP

Strong life, OP.

Sex was good I guess. I banged a 37 year old on Friday and the 18 year old was noticeably wetter and just felt so much more appealing and surpsingly kinky.

I only did missionary. Just wanted to **** and sleep as I hadn't been to sleep properly all weekend. Still haven't. Ate her out and did missionary (sorry man just didn't have the energy)

I met her in an rnb club. She was walking past me with her friends and i grabbed her hands and pulled her towards me to dance...which she did. We are touching all over each other and then I just go for the kiss. She is biting the chit out of my lip (that's how you know you got a freak lol) and we are kissing and feeling over each other passionately. Can't remember what happened in the middle of this, but yeah...wasn't with her for a period of time and then she comes back around later and starts to dance with me. Straight away we start kisaing and i pull her towards the wall and start rubbing and teasing her by stroking my hand up her thigh...evebtually making my way up her leg and maasaging her clit. I looked to the side and there was a guy right next to me just casually having a drink lmao. Told her to come outside to talk and I just lead her away down the street all the way to the taxi rank. Obviously talking and having banter/flirt whilst walking. We were slobbering all over each other in the taxi rank and I'm finger banging the ahiit out of her on the bench, probably could have banged her in that taxi rank if I wanted

Taxi arrives and we get taxi home. Walk in house. Straight to bed. Do the deed etc. I was too tired to make it adventurous. Had been out on Friday night and had been working all weekend (retail hours) so was drained off the 2-3 hours sleep I had been getting a night.

Anyway yeah,fall asleep and just wake up and wake her up and there we have it lol

[QUOTE=Adnim post_id=1444948713]sheen are you black?







mirin golden shower.... wait wtf is that hammer for? Poor girl was probably terrified of using the bathroom too.


[img]http://i.imgur.com/VgnxDwy.jpmg][/QUOTE]yes black. Lol oh shiit she did use the bathroom this morning. I wonder if she saw it

I'd shake ur hand for that...

Didn't realize San Quentin allowed conjugal visits.

But seriously a lot of chicks say they don't remember so they don't look slutty. I've been so drunk I've chit myself and remember everything.

lmfao u dun goofed OP

also lol'ing hard @ ur bed

I've seen wasted chicks. She wasn't even stumbling walking and her words were perfectly coherent. If those 2 ^ are present in a chick then I'm extremdly hessitant (honestly probably wouldnt) to smash but everything seemed so fine


we all start somewhere
thank you brah. been clubbing since I was 16 so I consider myself somewhat experienced at this lol.

Did you go in raw?
Why didn't her friends cock block you?
How big is your dink?

Yes always go raw. Never ever ever ever strap up (I know I'm an idiot)

Just remembered her female friend took took pic of us whilst we were kissing on the dance floor - so she has probably shown her said pic now lol. But nah her friends didn't intervene at all. In the car ride I gave her home she seemed a little forgetful of who she was out with so I don't think they knew each other that well. I'm guessing they are just acquainted. Shd sas with one guy (seemed like a quiet *******) and some blonde chick.


7.5 inches but I haven't measured it since I was 15...that's what it was then (average black cock checking in )

what sort of fcking cretin has no sheets on their bed wow


i'd accuse you of rape too if I was a girl and woke up in a trap house next to a black guy lmao

poor girl wanted a bang and came out with a bed bug infestation

99% she does remember, it's called a ONS lol. She probs does it a lot, and maybe doesn't find you attractive, had bad sex OR she has a BF (I've had this lol, sloots gun sloot). you have memory gaps when really ****ed up for sure, but 100% by the time you got her home and smashing you both sobered enough to remember.

If I got creampied by a random dude and woke up in that thing you posted I'd pretend I didn't remember anything too.

You're safe brah, she's gonna run away from that **** for the rest of her life.

sheenbro strikes again

filthy house op

I apologize for criticizing your place. I don't want to sound racist.

These photos would have been much better from a floor angle, preferably with your shoed foot showing

Bed sheets cost to much over there OP?

Why are your toiletries on a shelf above your bed?

OMG what an absolutely repulsive pig-sty you live in OP.

It must absolutely reek of dried jizz and skidmarks in that filthy hovel.

There's no way any woman in her right mind would allow themselves to be fukked in such putrid conditions. The police would have you bang to rights if she decides to squeal. That's assuming she's not actually dead.

My god the horror..

Abso-fukking-lutely HARAM.

Think I remember OP from a thread where some dickheads were saying his physique wasn't desirable and in truth, it is one of the most desired. Especially with British tarts.

I see the girls you smash are after a bit of black but if you want quality you're going to have to clean up that pig sty or move to a classier area and out of a shared house situation but rent is stupid high these days (I work in the industry) so its probably a waste of time until you can afford a mortgage.

I'm betting you're in a city, Manchester, Leeds, Birmingham, London or Nottingham? Lots of white hoes love black dick in those places so you're pretty much set.

Also LOL@ miscers who can't get laid and here is a dude with a ****hole for a bed and just pulls a horny sloot to him like you should and **** her raw because he wants a nut off. Thats the life worth living.

Also don't be so confident she is 18. A lot of girls who claim they're 18 are in fact 15-17 with fake IDs. 18 is the most they can get away with unless she is a fresh 18 year old.