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Forum ยป Girl says I don't know how to have sex
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Thread: Girl says I don't know how to have sex

post 1447503523 06-13-2016, 06:26 PM
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should have comeback with something like I couldn't get aroused by your whale body and uggo face. put that bish in her place
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post 1447504263 06-13-2016, 06:30 PM
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Dude banging a girl at work bruh... Not good
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post 1447505293 06-13-2016, 06:35 PM
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Should have slowly eaten her ass before flipping her on her back deep throating all of her






wait wut?
post 1447507443 06-13-2016, 06:49 PM
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Wtf does that even mean, your stroke game was weak or what?
post 1447508103 06-13-2016, 06:53 PM
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Lol that's pretty brutal man. But the way to respond this is to be confident in your phucking abilities. Also don't dish it out if you can't take it.
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post 1447508423 06-13-2016, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Tier0⏩
So? Sex is a learning experience. Have someone you care about, a gf, and you both learn together what you love the most.

She is just salty she was an one night stand.
this
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post 1447508683 06-13-2016, 06:56 PM
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Should've replied with:

"And this is why I get paid more, I have to do all the work"
post 1447508963 06-13-2016, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Decisionzzzz⏩
Dude banging a girl at work bruh... Not good
This, just so many ways it can't end well.
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post 1447509583 06-13-2016, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah⏩
Lol that's pretty brutal man. But the way to respond this is to be confident in your phucking abilities. Also don't dish it out if you can't take it.
Lol this... you have to be prepared when joking with women that they will occasionally cut you to the core.
post 1447511403 06-13-2016, 07:11 PM
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Stop bringing your laptop to the bedroom and asking us for tips and see what she says then.

But really ^ is true. They know sexual insults are the most effective and will throw them around here and there. Just like calling a sloot ugly/fat gets to them no matter how good they look.
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post 1447513033 06-13-2016, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted By TrickHenry⏩
"lol. I don't give a ****, I came. you're good for nothing else"
how to really ruin things
post 1447513393 06-13-2016, 07:20 PM
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post 1447515633 06-13-2016, 07:31 PM
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She put you in a tough spot there. Sexual performance jokes like that hit below the belt (no pun intended ... wait wut). Same thing with calling a girl ugly.

Would have gone with self-deprecating humor in that case because it shows you don't give a fuk. But it's always possible to go overboard and make yourself actually look worse. It all comes down to delivery. Hindsight is 20/20 though.
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