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07-06-2016, 09:06 AM
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Grats OP
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07-06-2016, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
what does NC mean?I pray for the day that hundreds of matches on with quick response and no NC from girls becomes a normal occurrence for me. Op no offense but I am loling at you trying to deny being a Chad. Accept and embrace what you are. I've had Tinder for about 3 weeks. You want to know how many matches I've had? 3. 2 of which were fuking bots. The one girl who was real, I met up with and she went NC on me the next day. Now tell me how "easy" it is. It's only easy for people like you. People like me have to work so damn hard just to get a look meanwhile people like you work hard and get sex at the snap of a finger.
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07-06-2016, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Comstarr⏩
If this is trueCheers man, thanks. Always good to read your posts.
She's honestly a sweetheart, she's just not very experienced sexually and she HATES hook-up culture, so hopefully if things go well with the 3rd girl then it can become a regular thing.
I can't imagine spending my life with anyone else.
She's honestly a sweetheart, she's just not very experienced sexually and she HATES hook-up culture, so hopefully if things go well with the 3rd girl then it can become a regular thing.
I can't imagine spending my life with anyone else.
Do you really want marry/have kids with a woman who does FFM's?
My girlfriend was interested in the same thing and even used an app for girls to find a 3rd girl for us to bang together.
I thought about it and told her to delete it and were not doing it
If it was a girl I didn't care about I would so jump on that FFM wagon
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07-06-2016, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By solidus2k3⏩
You wake up at 10am after a full night of GH-releasing sleep. Your hair looks effortlessly styled even when messy. You eat your breakfast and take a shirtless selfie "cooking eggs!" "it's bacon time!" and post it to IG.life of a chad
You put on a plain white tee and some jeans. You haven't shaved or showered and your wardrobe is as basic as it gets but NONE of it matters because your face just makes everything work. It's the uglies who agonize over which direction to style their hair or how much stubble to trim or what shirt to wear with what pants to look good. All irrelevant to you.
Then your ride comes to pick you up. A limo from the agency to take you to your photoshoot of the day. You spend 2-3 hours in good lighting with a female model, posing and cracking jokes with snack breaks in between. You collect your fat paycheck and head out.
In between all this you've gotten literally hundreds of IOIs from women - on the street, on the train, in the grocery store. The entire world is like a runway because chicks keep GAWKING at you and cant control themselves. You have to hide a ****-eating grin - how can life be so amazing you wonder as you shake your head and laugh.
Now you go to the gym for some weight lifting and briefly glance at the bloated pimply moonfaces high-fiving each other over their 4 plate squats. You see a chick secretly snapping a pic of you from the corner of your eye but ignore it and laugh.
80th text message of the day comes in. It's the desperate sloot from tinder who has messaged you 3 times in a row, begging you to be her FWB. You don't feel like smashing though and just want to play video games. This thought doesn't give you any second-doubts or cognitive dissonance or anxiety over turning down sex because pussy is a never-ending stream for you, a commodity.
Quick check on instagram - your unshaven unshowered selfie has 80000 likes with 9/10 hbbs posting kissy emojis and tagging their hot friends
"@kayley this is the guy i was telling you about!"
"future husband"
"I.CANT.BREATHE"
"@tiffanyyy @jessicaxo @amber92 ohmy****ingGOD"
Another stream of endorphins release upon seeing this validation. The tenth time today. Better than any drug out there. Heroin without the side effects. You smile as your self-esteem is satiated. Your genetics are celebrated. You are intrinsically desired Women want you for you. Not your money or your social connections, they want YOU.
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07-06-2016, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Jarlie⏩
lol'edYou wake up at 10am after a full night of GH-releasing sleep. Your hair looks effortlessly styled even when messy. You eat your breakfast and take a shirtless selfie "cooking eggs!" "it's bacon time!" and post it to IG.
You put on a plain white tee and some jeans. You haven't shaved or showered and your wardrobe is as basic as it gets but NONE of it matters because your face just makes everything work. It's the uglies who agonize over which direction to style their hair or how much stubble to trim or what shirt to wear with what pants to look good. All irrelevant to you.
Then your ride comes to pick you up. A limo from the agency to take you to your photoshoot of the day. You spend 2-3 hours in good lighting with a female model, posing and cracking jokes with snack breaks in between. You collect your fat paycheck and head out.
In between all this you've gotten literally hundreds of IOIs from women - on the street, on the train, in the grocery store. The entire world is like a runway because chicks keep GAWKING at you and cant control themselves. You have to hide a ****-eating grin - how can life be so amazing you wonder as you shake your head and laugh.
Now you go to the gym for some weight lifting and briefly glance at the bloated pimply moonfaces high-fiving each other over their 4 plate squats. You see a chick secretly snapping a pic of you from the corner of your eye but ignore it and laugh.
80th text message of the day comes in. It's the desperate sloot from tinder who has messaged you 3 times in a row, begging you to be her FWB. You don't feel like smashing though and just want to play video games. This thought doesn't give you any second-doubts or cognitive dissonance or anxiety over turning down sex because pussy is a never-ending stream for you, a commodity.
Quick check on instagram - your unshaven unshowered selfie has 80000 likes with 9/10 hbbs posting kissy emojis and tagging their hot friends
"@kayley this is the guy i was telling you about!"
"future husband"
"I.CANT.BREATHE"
"@tiffanyyy @jessicaxo @amber92 ohmy****ingGOD"
Another stream of endorphins release upon seeing this validation. The tenth time today. Better than any drug out there. Heroin without the side effects. You smile as your self-esteem is satiated. Your genetics are celebrated. You are intrinsically desired Women want you for you. Not your money or your social connections, they want YOU.
You put on a plain white tee and some jeans. You haven't shaved or showered and your wardrobe is as basic as it gets but NONE of it matters because your face just makes everything work. It's the uglies who agonize over which direction to style their hair or how much stubble to trim or what shirt to wear with what pants to look good. All irrelevant to you.
Then your ride comes to pick you up. A limo from the agency to take you to your photoshoot of the day. You spend 2-3 hours in good lighting with a female model, posing and cracking jokes with snack breaks in between. You collect your fat paycheck and head out.
In between all this you've gotten literally hundreds of IOIs from women - on the street, on the train, in the grocery store. The entire world is like a runway because chicks keep GAWKING at you and cant control themselves. You have to hide a ****-eating grin - how can life be so amazing you wonder as you shake your head and laugh.
Now you go to the gym for some weight lifting and briefly glance at the bloated pimply moonfaces high-fiving each other over their 4 plate squats. You see a chick secretly snapping a pic of you from the corner of your eye but ignore it and laugh.
80th text message of the day comes in. It's the desperate sloot from tinder who has messaged you 3 times in a row, begging you to be her FWB. You don't feel like smashing though and just want to play video games. This thought doesn't give you any second-doubts or cognitive dissonance or anxiety over turning down sex because pussy is a never-ending stream for you, a commodity.
Quick check on instagram - your unshaven unshowered selfie has 80000 likes with 9/10 hbbs posting kissy emojis and tagging their hot friends
"@kayley this is the guy i was telling you about!"
"future husband"
"I.CANT.BREATHE"
"@tiffanyyy @jessicaxo @amber92 ohmy****ingGOD"
Another stream of endorphins release upon seeing this validation. The tenth time today. Better than any drug out there. Heroin without the side effects. You smile as your self-esteem is satiated. Your genetics are celebrated. You are intrinsically desired Women want you for you. Not your money or your social connections, they want YOU.
Future P.A in progress
We're all gonna make it
sleep tight pupper
07-06-2016, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Exiled93⏩
5'7"I need to update my pictures and try it again. I live in a rural area so not many women here and hardly ever get matches.
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07-06-2016, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted By MiamiLife305⏩
Yes, I'm very into that kind of thing so it's fine. (As long as it's not other guys)If this is true
Do you really want marry/have kids with a woman who does FFM's?
My girlfriend was interested in the same thing and even used an app for girls to find a 3rd girl for us to bang together.
I thought about it and told her to delete it and were not doing it
If it was a girl I didn't care about I would so jump on that FFM wagon
Do you really want marry/have kids with a woman who does FFM's?
My girlfriend was interested in the same thing and even used an app for girls to find a 3rd girl for us to bang together.
I thought about it and told her to delete it and were not doing it
If it was a girl I didn't care about I would so jump on that FFM wagon
We don't plan on getting married or having kids either though.
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07-06-2016, 09:28 AM
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Couldn't agree more OP. I dl it and turned it on a few times when travelling or w/e (I'm in a relationship and "just browsing" out of interest). I'm a computer nerd. oh lawd if only I had this technology sooner, like can chat up women on computers... just amazing. I personally think a big mistake is men thinking they have to impress the woman over chat, when really you just have to get her to agree to meet you (ideally rather quickly). I believe this to be the original intent of Tinder as well (find someone you match in your vicinity and meet).
These guys are trying to play Dig Dug during a Halo match with this chat chit.
These guys are trying to play Dig Dug during a Halo match with this chat chit.
07-06-2016, 09:29 AM
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Matching =/= fukking
Also don't believe 100 matches per day unless you're opening it to all ages, very wide radius and swiping everyone
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Edit: you also used to say you were 6'4"...are you trying to make yourself sound bigger? IDK
Also don't believe 100 matches per day unless you're opening it to all ages, very wide radius and swiping everyone
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Edit: you also used to say you were 6'4"...are you trying to make yourself sound bigger? IDK
07-06-2016, 09:30 AM
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it's actually ridiculous how easy tinder is lol, i had it for a week and got laid off it. You just have to not give a fuk about what you say and stop caring emotionally about each girl you match with.
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07-06-2016, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By TrueManc⏩
I never ONCE EVER said I was 6'4"Matching =/= fukking
Also don't believe 100 matches per day unless you're opening it to all ages, very wide radius and swiping everyone
Source: see sig
Edit: you also used to say you were 6'4"...are you trying to make yourself sound bigger? IDK
Also don't believe 100 matches per day unless you're opening it to all ages, very wide radius and swiping everyone
Source: see sig
Edit: you also used to say you were 6'4"...are you trying to make yourself sound bigger? IDK
I have friends who are 6'4" so maybe you got it confused in that way. I'm a very clear 6'2" and have been since the end of high school.
And my search radius is 20 miles, all ages, and swipe right on (usually) anyone above a 5/10, though It's quick so obviously some fall through the cracks.
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07-06-2016, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Comstarr⏩
uh huh AND she wants a threesome AND she's probably slept with two people AND she does whatever u wantCheers man, thanks. Always good to read your posts.
She's honestly a sweetheart,she's just not very experienced sexually and she HATES hook-up culture, so hopefully if things go well with the 3rd girl then it can become a regular thing.
I can't imagine spending my life with anyone else.
Mind posting a pic? (no homo)
She's honestly a sweetheart,she's just not very experienced sexually and she HATES hook-up culture, so hopefully if things go well with the 3rd girl then it can become a regular thing.
I can't imagine spending my life with anyone else.
Mind posting a pic? (no homo)
the more you post the more u seem like darkomen...another insecure bro
07-06-2016, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Oponabo⏩
Don't really give a fuk boyo, you can think what you want.uh huh AND she wants a threesome AND she's probably slept with two people AND she does whatever u want
the more you post the more u seem like darkomen...another insecure bro
the more you post the more u seem like darkomen...another insecure bro
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Originally Posted By Comstarr⏩
How you feel about the recent backlash about CSGO betting websites?Yes. She wants a FFM 3some (srs)
Also pics of any of the conversations?
Originally Posted By Comstarr⏩
Your gf is down for you banging other chicks with her not involved?5 girls are the majority of 700 lol
If it ends up happening I'll 100% get pics for you boyos
If it ends up happening I'll 100% get pics for you boyos
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
dude, you should blame yourself for being overweight... You should be angry at yourself for failing your weight loss goal. You made a thread and promised yourself to lose weight and yet have not progressed towards that goal.I pray for the day that hundreds of matches on with quick response and no NC from girls becomes a normal occurrence for me. Op no offense but I am loling at you trying to deny being a Chad. Accept and embrace what you are. I've had Tinder for about 3 weeks. You want to know how many matches I've had? 3. 2 of which were fuking bots. The one girl who was real, I met up with and she went NC on me the next day. Now tell me how "easy" it is. It's only easy for people like you. People like me have to work so damn hard just to get a look meanwhile people like you work hard and get sex at the snap of a finger.
I keep pushing because I think I'm untouchable. But I'll learn the hard way because I'm only a popcorn fart away from a 30 day ban.
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Originally Posted By Comstarr⏩
What is sexually inexperienced? How many partners? I'd at least consider the fact that she sees you getting on tinder and she may get curious in the future. How did you meet her?Cheers man, thanks. Always good to read your posts.
She's honestly a sweetheart, she's just not very experienced sexually and she HATES hook-up culture, so hopefully if things go well with the 3rd girl then it can become a regular thing.
I can't imagine spending my life with anyone else.
Mind posting a pic? (no homo)
She's honestly a sweetheart, she's just not very experienced sexually and she HATES hook-up culture, so hopefully if things go well with the 3rd girl then it can become a regular thing.
I can't imagine spending my life with anyone else.
Mind posting a pic? (no homo)
In my area, Tinder has nearly become a stable for single people to have. Certainly tons of sloots, but you can find some decent girls on there too. I'm 27, so 21-32 is a good age group on there.
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Originally Posted By Comstarr⏩
You absolutely, categorically 100% used to claim 6'4" or 6'5". Might have been a mistake but it was on your profile I'd stake my life on it.I never ONCE EVER said I was 6'4"
I have friends who are 6'4" so maybe you got it confused in that way. I'm a very clear 6'2" and have been since the end of high school.
And my search radius is 20 miles, all ages, and swipe right on (usually) anyone above a 5/10, though It's quick so obviously some fall through the cracks.
I have friends who are 6'4" so maybe you got it confused in that way. I'm a very clear 6'2" and have been since the end of high school.
And my search radius is 20 miles, all ages, and swipe right on (usually) anyone above a 5/10, though It's quick so obviously some fall through the cracks.
And that makes more sense but IDK what your scale is. The threesome girl was utterly horrific. I am swiping 18-24, 10 miles and 7s and up.
At the end of the day though this is a very thinly veiled brag thread, in which your ego is protected as you're not going to be banging any of these chicks anyway, given that you're in a relationship. At least my brag threads are helpful. Your advice basically boils down to 'believe you're attractive and you're attractive and will do good on Tinder bro!' Might worh for you but it's not applicable to the manlets and ugly blokes out there.
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Originally Posted By Lawlstud⏩
It was only a matter of time, honestly. Things have just been slowly reaching a boiling point in the community.How you feel about the recent backlash about CSGO betting websites?
Also pics of any of the conversations?
Also pics of any of the conversations?
Site traffic's taken a hit for sure, but not as bad as I thought. Either way, it's caused a serious stir.
Here's a couple:
Most of the time I just get their Snapchat and message them on that cause Tinder sucks battery life like a prostie.
Originally Posted By TrueManc⏩
I neverONCE claimed to be anything above 6'2" - you definitely are thinking of someone else, but nice try. Your insecurity is strong.You absolutely, categorically 100% used to claim 6'4" or 6'5". Might have been a mistake but it was on your profile I'd stake my life on it.
And that makes more sense but IDK what your scale is. The threesome girl was utterly horrific. I am swiping 18-24, 10 miles and 7s and up.
At the end of the day though this is a very thinly veiled brag thread, in which your ego is protected as you're not going to be banging any of these chicks anyway, given that you're in a relationship. At least my brag threads are helpful. Your advice basically boils down to 'believe you're attractive and you're attractive and will do good on Tinder bro!' Might worh for you but it's not applicable to the manlets and ugly blokes out there.
And that makes more sense but IDK what your scale is. The threesome girl was utterly horrific. I am swiping 18-24, 10 miles and 7s and up.
At the end of the day though this is a very thinly veiled brag thread, in which your ego is protected as you're not going to be banging any of these chicks anyway, given that you're in a relationship. At least my brag threads are helpful. Your advice basically boils down to 'believe you're attractive and you're attractive and will do good on Tinder bro!' Might worh for you but it's not applicable to the manlets and ugly blokes out there.
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im pretty sure a lot of you guys have bad pics... im talkin like mirror selfies, shirtless mirrow pics, bad lighting pics, ect. wear some decent cloths, go outside and have a buddy take a pic of you. its ghey but it pays off
edit: bad spelling. but keep killing it OP
edit: bad spelling. but keep killing it OP
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Nice, OP. Like you, I too, am a Chad.
I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the **** beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Bugatti and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Gslick out
I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the **** beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Bugatti and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Gslick out
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Honestly, I was expecting OP to be a little better looking for the sheer number of matches he has so fast.
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Originally Posted By vsportsguy⏩
I told you, I'm pretty average looking.Honestly, I was expecting OP to be a little better looking for the sheer number of matches he has so fast.
That was the entire point of this thread, is that you don't need to be a 10/10 chad slayer to get tons of matches on Tinder.
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Originally Posted By vsportsguy⏩
It's the power of being 6'2, having a beard and being jacked.Honestly, I was expecting OP to be a little better looking for the sheer number of matches he has so fast.
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07-06-2016, 10:49 AM
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[QUOTE=Comstarr post_id=1451355193]These are the only 2 pics I'll post, the rest have friends in them that I don't want getting detectived.
[img]http://i.imgur
Told you I'm nothing special lol SRS
Also I'm 220 now, 240 was my bulk weight a few months ago, never cared to update it on bodyspace.
This broad wants a 3some this weekend, gonna tell my gf and see if we can swing 4, FFFM
[img]http://i.imgur.com/OXyQoAA.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]pics of this broad
[img]http://i.imgur
Told you I'm nothing special lol SRS
Also I'm 220 now, 240 was my bulk weight a few months ago, never cared to update it on bodyspace.
This broad wants a 3some this weekend, gonna tell my gf and see if we can swing 4, FFFM
[img]http://i.imgur.com/OXyQoAA.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]pics of this broad
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07-06-2016, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted By TrueManc⏩
Tinder in the States,Canada and Australia is so easy. 100 matches in a day isn't hard to get at all if you have unlimited swipes.Matching =/= fukking
Also don't believe 100 matches per day unless you're opening it to all ages, very wide radius and swiping everyone
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Edit: you also used to say you were 6'4"...are you trying to make yourself sound bigger? IDK
Also don't believe 100 matches per day unless you're opening it to all ages, very wide radius and swiping everyone
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Edit: you also used to say you were 6'4"...are you trying to make yourself sound bigger? IDK
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07-06-2016, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Comstarr⏩
True. As stereotypical as it is I added a pic with my dog and have gotten more matches with girls who have dogs srs. I also put up a pic where I'm wearing a flattering shirt for my upper body and have gotten more fitness sloot matchesYeah I think living in a large city definitely helps, so there's always someone you can swipe on/can swipe on you; there's no shortage of women.
I think it has more to do with game and how you present yourself than what you actually look like, even for a dating pool as shallow as Tinder.
As long as you're not incredibly ugly ( <5/10 ) and at least 1 pic of yours can catch a girls eye and have her match you, assuming you're not entirely socially awkward, then you're basically in.
I think it has more to do with game and how you present yourself than what you actually look like, even for a dating pool as shallow as Tinder.
As long as you're not incredibly ugly ( <5/10 ) and at least 1 pic of yours can catch a girls eye and have her match you, assuming you're not entirely socially awkward, then you're basically in.
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