GF's parents are throwing holiday BBQ party - Gonna steal the show tonight. (PICS) - Page 5

09-05-2016, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted By majortendonitis⏩

where did you get that ensemble , nerds are us ?

J/k

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09-05-2016, 10:32 PM

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#122

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wearing a suit to a bbq wtf mane...
tank top
short shorts
thongs

09-05-2016, 10:33 PM

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#123

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can someone edit in op's cheeky dog (awares know what i'm talking about)

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09-05-2016, 10:35 PM

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#124

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lol you look like a tryhard druglord!

nice pecker too brah

09-05-2016, 10:41 PM

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#125

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Should have went to the Sperry and polo crew thread first op

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09-05-2016, 10:44 PM

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#126

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You actually still wore that outfit to the party?

Fuuuuuuckkk thattt dude

09-05-2016, 10:54 PM

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#127

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Where your dog at *******?

09-05-2016, 11:03 PM

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#128

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Originally Posted By jawbruh⏩

One of her uncles/family friends tried taking jabs at my outfit, but I quickly put him in his place by teasing him about his obesity.

The thing is though, he can lose that weight, you can never undo wearing this flaming ******* outfit the first time you met your GF's parents. Jokes still on you *******

Good things take time.

09-05-2016, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted By D1Z⏩

You actually still wore that outfit to the party?

Fuuuuuuckkk thattt dude

Give him a break, he's white.

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09-05-2016, 11:04 PM

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#130

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Originally Posted By usera⏩

Casual BBQ, better wear a sport coat, elf shoes and jeggings. Best first impression ever.

Dad when he sees you.

this. fukin lol.

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09-05-2016, 11:05 PM

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#131

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At least GF's parents will think you're gay and pose no threat of penetrating their daughter

09-05-2016, 11:18 PM

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#132

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lmao at the recap of the party.

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09-05-2016, 11:20 PM

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you look like a goblin with those shoes LOL

Originally Posted By Octopaws⏩

Are we all just gonna forget about PICS of gf?

misc is 99.4% gay they want male pics only

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09-05-2016, 11:25 PM

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#134

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Originally Posted By Laconises⏩

MrAWatts delivered.

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09-05-2016, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted By deadlifta123⏩

Not bad

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09-06-2016, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted By jawbruh⏩

Okay, here's a little background on us.

We've been together for 3 months are things are going so great she finally decided to introduce me to her parents. She figured today would be a good day and the timing is just right.

Now, since I'm quite a buff guy, I don't want them to get a wrong impression of me or feel intimidated by my physical presence. I put together this casual outfit to defuse any tension that might arise due to my overly muscular physique.

Feel free to post your opinions or suggestions.

Leaving in 2 hours!

Looks like something a cokehead in Miami circa 1987 would wear.

09-06-2016, 01:13 AM

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#137

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lmao at all the jealous cucks hating on OP.

i'm mirin hard as well. brb, colorful but classy shirt

brb sportcoat jeans combo
brb perfectly fitting
brb good sized but not too overbearing bulge

her parents are going to be very impressed srs

if that beta cuck mrwatts is in here he should take notes. OP has the fashion game on lockdown.

09-06-2016, 01:23 AM

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#138

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Originally Posted By jawbruh⏩

Okay, here's a little background on us.

We've been together for 3 months are things are going so great she finally decided to introduce me to her parents. She figured today would be a good day and the timing is just right.

Now, since I'm quite a buff guy, I don't want them to get a wrong impression of me or feel intimidated by my physical presence. I put together this casual outfit to defuse any tension that might arise due to my overly muscular physique.

Feel free to post your opinions or suggestions.

Leaving in 2 hours!

look OP, even your mirror can't keep it together

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09-06-2016, 02:42 AM

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#139

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Originally Posted By jawbruh⏩

Okay, here's a little background on us.

We've been together for 3 months are things are going so great she finally decided to introduce me to her parents. She figured today would be a good day and the timing is just right.

Now, since I'm quite a buff guy, I don't want them to get a wrong impression of me or feel intimidated by my physical presence. I put together this casual outfit to defuse any tension that might arise due to my overly muscular physique.

Feel free to post your opinions or suggestions.

Leaving in 2 hours!

apparently the dress code is scarface

09-06-2016, 02:50 AM

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#140

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Any pics of you at the bbq? Theres no way you actually wore that outfit op. Quit fraudin

09-06-2016, 02:59 AM

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Lol'd OP if you actually went like that then lol just lol.

Average male weight in America is like 190 lbs so you're even undersized there albeit you are lean so you got that going for you.

09-06-2016, 03:00 AM

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#142

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Can't see pic for some reason, at work so probably why.

OP, you should of gone like this. Always a safe bet

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09-06-2016, 03:06 AM

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#143

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Hope you remembered to roll up the sleeves on that blazer or you would have looked quite the fool

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09-06-2016, 03:06 AM

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#144

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So where did you dispose of the dead clown you stole that shirt from ?

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09-06-2016, 03:11 AM

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"I'm a buff guy, didn't want to intimidate them"

5'11, 160lbs.

09-06-2016, 03:20 AM

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#146

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It's a troll thread especially knowing it's awatts. Don't blame him for trolling, this forum is a cesspool of degenerates

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09-06-2016, 03:23 AM

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#147

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A lil' bit too colourful. But **** it, it's summer

09-06-2016, 09:59 AM

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#148

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[QUOTE=SwoleKC post_id=1460871783]You look about 5'8 OP[/QUOTE][QUOTE=ridezilightning post_id=1460877353]Your 5'11 looks shorter than my 5'10. Somethings fishy here brah

Dis a miami vice party?[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Oburoni post_id=1460883643]lol manlet proportions, why your legs so short?[/QUOTE][QUOTE=joshwah post_id=1460884013]lmao. 95% sure OP is frauding height though. You don't look 5'11 in that pic.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Luc1fer post_id=1460884183]Ye, I was surprised to see he was 5'11.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=204Inches post_id=1460884593]There's no way he's 5'11, more like 5'8 WITH the ******* shoes[/QUOTE][QUOTE=TommyRO post_id=1460887003]he looks 5'7" - 5'8"[/QUOTE][QUOTE=meteoraniac post_id=1460891133]lmao manlets gonna manlet

[img]https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7qDNEO3pkn6uz3d6/giphy.gif[img][/QUOTE][QUOTE=y0lked post_id=1460921433]5 foot 11 inches?

laugh.gif[/QUOTE]Not a single fuk or proof will be given until someone does the iphone scaling measurement - keep projecting till then, manlets.

That's what extra layers of muscle do to your body - they change your proportions and you end up looking shorter.

But how any of you could possibly know that.