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Thread: Met sexy girl at the club last night, danced with her, kissed her neck, got #

post 1462907973 09-19-2016, 05:08 AM
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OP has asked for advice and proceeded to ignore every piece of it

in on roll bread
Nobody is this autist, not even that guy on here who offered a DTF girl magnesium tablets then dumped water on her head at a music festival
post 1462908163 09-19-2016, 05:15 AM
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In to see more of OPs cringe inducing texts
post 1462908643 09-19-2016, 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
Almost thought I lost her there for a second boyos..

Hope you are trolling OP.

She didnt even ask you about where u lived or studied, yet you spilled the beans out of the box. Try keeping her guessing, mystery creates attraction.
I ****ed a girl and hang out with her for weeks without telling her my name. Imagine what mind-cluster**** she had to go through.

Schedule pretty flexible = I have nothing to do with my time and I will be freely available for you, anytime you want, baby.
post 1462908773 09-19-2016, 05:29 AM
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OP are you Ashfroliciois by chance? I remember he was also this beta
post 1462911423 09-19-2016, 06:11 AM
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more mystery

bitches love mystery
post 1462911653 09-19-2016, 06:15 AM
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Swimming in ({})



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you are super hot lol
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post 1462912093 09-19-2016, 06:21 AM
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Am I the only one who notices there is still no pic of said girl ? In b4 OP is texting himself .
In Hoots We Trust.
post 1462913153 09-19-2016, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted By ProboscisMonkie⏩
Why am I such a *******?
I wonder that about you too lmao
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post 1462913713 09-19-2016, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
I wonder that about you too lmao
King beta
post 1462914183 09-19-2016, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted By ProboscisMonkie⏩
King beta
Still butthurt about that earnings/lamborghini thread, and how I'm much more than you'll ever be in life... so you have to passive-aggressively now follow me in threads to try and cut me down?

MISC's butthurt ******* of the year, right here.

Lmao
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post 1462914483 09-19-2016, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
Still butthurt about that earnings/lamborghini thread, and how I'm much more than you'll ever be in life... so you have to passive-aggressively now follow me in threads to try and cut me down?

MISC's butthurt ******* of the year, right here

Lmao
Can't believe you didn't even makeout with this girl and made this stupid thread
post 1462914813 09-19-2016, 06:52 AM
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You feel like you had chemistry with the sloot you met on the dance floor and know nothing about? Sounds legit
post 1462915043 09-19-2016, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted By ProboscisMonkie⏩
Can't believe you didn't even makeout with this girl and made this stupid thread
Yeah, that's why I get laid more than you. Quit while you're still behind - time for you to LDAR.
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post 1462915113 09-19-2016, 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
Yeah, that's why I get laid more than you. Quit while you're still behind - time for you to LDAR.
I'm getting laid today, you're not.
post 1462915583 09-19-2016, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted By ProboscisMonkie⏩
I'm getting laid today, you're not.
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post 1462916013 09-19-2016, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
Will have her hold up a sign saying "Ashfrolicious is a beta *******"

Srs
post 1462926873 09-19-2016, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted By misker21⏩
"perfect lets reschedule"
YOOOO!!! I was hoping someone would post that LOL


U made my day brah
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post 1462928423 09-19-2016, 08:57 AM
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one girl straight up put her hand under my shirt last thursday on the street... she was like 16-17 lmao wut
colorblind because the other side looks greener
post 1462930753 09-19-2016, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted By aleexz⏩
one girl straight up put her hand under my shirt last thursday on the street... she was like 16-17 lmao wut
Stats: 6'2", 180 lbs

She was probably checking for a pulse.
post 1462931633 09-19-2016, 09:28 AM
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I wanna kiss you, lol
post 1462932073 09-19-2016, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted By WeAreTheRomans⏩
Stats: 6'2", 180 lbs

She was probably checking for a pulse.
Lmfao
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post 1462932923 09-19-2016, 09:36 AM
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I may be completely out of the loop and this is an aware thread

For the OP's sake, I really hope he is just trolling.
post 1462933763 09-19-2016, 09:42 AM
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OP, ignore all the haters. You are going good. Miscers are mostly virgins for a reason. She isn't gonna think "Wow, he said lol twice, better not fuk him". Although you are complementing her way too much, it's still good.
post 1462933843 09-19-2016, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By RazaF⏩
OP, ignore all the haters. You are going good. Miscers are mostly virgins for a reason. She isn't gonna think "Wow, he said lol twice, better not fuk him". Although you are complementing her way too much, it's still good.
You look like you smell and have hairy balls.
post 1462934043 09-19-2016, 09:44 AM
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I've had a crush on you for years
post 1462934123 09-19-2016, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By ProboscisMonkie⏩
You look like you smell and have hairy balls.
Who doesn't have hairy balls?
post 1462934803 09-19-2016, 09:50 AM
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op is lowkey one of the cheekiest dudes on the misc
post 1462935403 09-19-2016, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted By DuhSwagKing⏩
Ayyy my brahs from the bay. What's good!
ayyyy
Originally Posted By ggMoe⏩
"I work in construction"
LOL now it all makes sense

Tradie confirmed
Proud tradie, not afraid to tell girls lol
Originally Posted By open_society⏩
Know what i'd do if I could rearrange the alphabet...


Put the D in U.
Might still use that...
Originally Posted By Hamzzza⏩
don't get offended by the comments on here OP, but misc is right. You'll figure it out sooner or later and look back at those texts wanting to punch yourself in the face.

Anyways, stop the ''lol'' smiley faces and over the top compliments - try being FLIRTY without directly complimenting her. Also, don't ask her when or where she'd want to go out, tell her something like ''I'll be in town after 8, you could join me so we get to know each other better'' if first time doesn't work, try again. if the second time doesn't work then:
a) she's busy, but wants to hang out so she'll propose another time/place when she's free
b) she's not busy, she's just not interested - in that case, move on. Put her on NC, after bailing twice she could hit you up at anytime in the future if she's even a tiny bit interested and then the ball's in your court


also, in general try to keep your messages short(er)
So many rules... so complicated. I don't even know anymore...
Originally Posted By aleexz⏩
one girl straight up put her hand under my shirt last thursday on the street... she was like 16-17 lmao wut
nice...


Well to catch everyone up to date this is more texting that went down. Once I got the ball rolling I was able to wean off misc help and its easier not to make mistakes once i get relaxed..





After that I just said "Gn. Nice talking to you"
post 1462935803 09-19-2016, 09:57 AM
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your only text should have been "let's grab a drink this week"

followed by her saying "shes too busy"

and finally with you saying "perfect, lets reschedule" and her deleting your#
post 1462936293 09-19-2016, 10:01 AM
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