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Forum ยป So Misc, wots the grocest thang u wud like to do to your girlfriend/boyfriend??!!
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Thread: So Misc, wots the grocest thang u wud like to do to your girlfriend/boyfriend??!!

post 1465077641 10-04-2016, 04:43 PM
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100% of miscers recently polled said they'd suck cawk for cash so I'm guessing that tonguing a turd wouldn't be a big deal.

Srs tho. It would depend on the colour, odour and texture. Too dark or too light would both be turn offs. Biscuity smell would be ok. Sometimes I've noticed my chite smells like dogchite so no I'm not tonguing that. Obviously not too soft/slimy. Firm is good, with a bit of a shine.

Edit. Just saw the cash offer. Phuck yah. Would slide my tongue all over that chite for $5000. Simples.
post 1465078191 10-04-2016, 04:49 PM
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Wud rather suck my own chite off a dink than someone else's chite crew.
post 1465078551 10-04-2016, 04:52 PM
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This is why I don't date wales.
post 1465079021 10-04-2016, 04:56 PM
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Just lol if you don't think aliens visited the planet thousands of years ago and helped advance our civilizations.


Buh buh buh richard dawkins says....







Richard dawkins is a confirmed *******.
post 1465079521 10-04-2016, 05:00 PM
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Suck the dink and get it over with brah. The experience will stay with you a long time but you'll get over it eventually. The alternative is working 9 - 5 for forty years and still being in dept. Have a glass of room temp water nearby. Hope this helps.
post 1465079991 10-04-2016, 05:04 PM
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Fairly sure OP is ghey but would need more info to confirm.
post 1465080201 10-04-2016, 05:05 PM
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Would grobe the chite out of it
post 1465081031 10-04-2016, 05:12 PM
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Would rather suck dawg chite off a cawk than human chite crew (human cawk).
post 1465081201 10-04-2016, 05:14 PM
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Would rather suck human chite off a cawk (human cawk) than dogchite of a dawg cawk crew (never beasto).
post 1465081671 10-04-2016, 05:17 PM
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Groce.
post 1465081961 10-04-2016, 05:20 PM
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Groce.
post 1465082071 10-04-2016, 05:21 PM
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OP is a confirmed *******. RIP queerlord.
post 1465082871 10-04-2016, 05:28 PM
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Wash the cum out of your eyes bro. And make sure you're getting paid premium for the facials.
post 1465083341 10-04-2016, 05:32 PM
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Phucking groce. NO BRUGER.
post 1465083571 10-04-2016, 05:35 PM
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Manlet.
post 1465084311 10-04-2016, 05:41 PM
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Where are the double edge dildos OP???
post 1465084861 10-04-2016, 05:46 PM
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Ask him to shave his balls first OP. Also, remember that lots of men don't like having their balls sucked, so don't take it personally if he tells u to re-concentrate on the head. Hope this helps OP.
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OP is confirmed manlet.
post 1465284621 10-06-2016, 01:15 AM
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Lol wouldn't mind seeing his real dink too. Ya numsayin?!
post 1465285081 10-06-2016, 01:27 AM
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Yeah it's called "glow". DiCaprio had it. Now he's lost it., for example...
post 1465285941 10-06-2016, 01:49 AM
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If you got glow you got glow. Girls show interest everytime. They got that twinkle in their eye when they look at you. They want dat mustard in their angul passage. They want your lips on their gibblets.


Just lol at all the glowcel baldcell gainers on this site trying to figure out the big mystery. Sorry brahs, you just ain't got it.
post 1465288681 10-06-2016, 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted By JazB⏩
lol at guys thinking they will pull off the handsome rugged look when older and pull all the bitches


you can only pull that look off if you were decent looking to begin with AND keep all your hair. which most won't
QFT.

Sorry brahs. Most of y'all tours are ending age 30 -35.
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Don't like Killary but just lol if you think Trump is the safe option. Dude got that baaad combo of low level sentience, ignorance of geopolitics, and psycho egoism.

Anyway. Double lol if you buy into any of it. Doesn't matter who you vote for 'Merica. You're doomed. Phuck sake, they even rub it in your face during the debates where the democrats wear red and the republicans wear blue. It's a massive phuck you to the aware.
post 1465289791 10-06-2016, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Lord_Lemon⏩
We should have attacked Iran instead of Iraq. They're the leading funder of terrorism worldwide and basically have declared war on the US and Israel many times.
Just lol. Biggest supporter of terrorism on the planet is 'Merica. By a mile. Have trouble even thinking of a Middle Eastern, African or South American country they haven't destabilised or armed terrorists in.
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Dunno OP. But you become a boring ******* when you drink so maybe you should try to cut down on the alcohol. Also, it's not only women that get date raped brah. Stay safe. Although it kinda sounds like you enjoy getting your chite pushed in so whatever. Your choice brah. Knowumsayin?
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How about OP takes some responsibility for being a boring FA ******* that ruins other people's nights out by lecturing them about a load of joyless bullchite???
post 1465294761 10-06-2016, 05:39 AM
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Rappers gonna rap no matter what a sloot be wearing. Love me a girl with big ass titties in a short dress grinding dat bacon againt mien nutsack on the disco floor. Don't need your ipad fool.

Love me a girl that likes me liquor.
post 1465298391 10-06-2016, 06:33 AM
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Just lol at all the lil virgin misc psychologists in this thread. Stay safe brahs. Don't forget to pepper your sensitive lil pink anguses.

Oh and don't drink to excess brahs.
post 1465299081 10-06-2016, 06:39 AM
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So sick of this craft ale chit. A nice pilsner or stout any day of the week brahs.
post 1465299301 10-06-2016, 06:41 AM
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Dude is phuckin gross. Lost dat glow years ago.

All that money and he can't even be bothered to take care of himself. Just groce.
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