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Thread: GF got a sexual surprise for me on my bday mad FAs?

post 1469378111 11-03-2016, 09:34 AM
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I hope the guy she brings in for your threesome takes it easy on your butthole since its your birthday.
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post 1469378911 11-03-2016, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Cope. You opened the thread
Originally Posted By AreolaBorealis⏩
op your post reminds of my ex-gf who I dated for about 2 months. Sometimes she'd sleep over. Once in awhile I'd wake her up the next morning by flinging her snatch. Well one day I guess she decided she'd return the favor and give me fellatio but the problem is I'm a deep sleeper. So she's sucking me off when I guess I started pissing in her mouth. At this point she starts hitting me on the leg and screams as piss is dribbling out of her mouth. I'm finally awake and I have no clue wtf is going on. I'm naked, semi-erect with my gf balling her eyes out and spitting all over my carpet floor. I finally realize wat just happened so I spend the next 20 minutes consoling her trying to calm her down. I tell her that I still respect her, and it's no big deal she can piss into my mouth if she wants. Nothing seems to calm her down. I think I even asked her to marry me just so she could shut up and stop crying. Long story short she finally leaves for work. I ended up breaking up with her 3 days later. I guess once you piss in a girls mouth you kinda lose all desire for them.
please tell me this is a copypasta im unaware of lol. holy chit lol
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post 1469378941 11-03-2016, 09:39 AM
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So cute. I remember my first fap. Shot so hard I couldn't find the cum to clean it up.
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post 1469380031 11-03-2016, 09:46 AM
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OP @ hotel room hears a knock at the door:

GF: "Hey baby, they've arrived, I can't wait for us to try this out"
OP: *confused look* "They?"
*2 strong males walk in*
GF: "Hey baby, I'd like you to meet Jamal and Tyrone, my work buddies".
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post 1469380481 11-03-2016, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Victorious⏩
Came into this thread, immediately raged at OP because of how much of a gay fcukboy he is, and his overuse of the word "cope." Fcuk man, grow some balls. You sound like a little bitch on here, and in your texts too.

Spoiler!
lmao she said don't nut too quick...hahaha should have at least saved some face and blocked that part out, skippy.
Raged more at that height to body weight ratio lmao
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post 1469380661 11-03-2016, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Raged more at that height to body weight ratio lmao


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You're still a little bitch lol
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post 1469381501 11-03-2016, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Victorious⏩
You're still alittlebitch lol
It's like the irony is lost on you fat manlets
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post 1469382371 11-03-2016, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
It's like the irony is lost on you fat manlets
The fact that you spit misc lingo every time lol.



Is that a jew-fro you've got going on? While you're caught up in your misc-height and cope craze, it doesn't take away from how awkward you look. Your girl looks good, even with that mask on (I actually thought that was really her face). What good is your height to body weight ratio if you look like you can barely unrack 225 on chest day?

Your girl's legs tho. Nice.
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post 1469382681 11-03-2016, 10:05 AM
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Ops first girlfriend needs to brag on the Internet
post 1469382791 11-03-2016, 10:05 AM
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thread backfired strongly.

Enjoy your suprprise OP. Leave the haters be. They are only jealous, who knows, maybe you will also like it.

post 1469382981 11-03-2016, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Victorious⏩
The fact that you spit misc lingo every time lol

Is that a jew-fro you've got going on? While you're caught up in your misc-height and cope craze, it doesn't take away from how awkward you look. Your girl looks good, even with that mask on (I actually thought that was really her face). What good is your height to body weight ratio if you look like you can barely unrack 225 on chest day?

Your girl's legs tho. Nice.
Mix between an Afro and white hair unfortunately. You confuse fat with looking like you lift. 225 is my warm up. 100% I look bigger than you even though I'm leaner just bc of my height. You're just compensating fat for "bulk" when in reality my lifts are probably equal to you or more
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post 1469383161 11-03-2016, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Mix between an Afro and white hair unfortunately. You confuse fat with looking like you lift. 225 is my warm up. 100% I look bigger than you even though I'm leaner just bc of my height. You're just compensating fat for "bulk" when in reality my lifts are probably equal to you or more
Not to sound homo, but post a pic then. You've mentioned your gains and your strength constantly itt, so lets see it. Post a pic up and lettuce check it out.
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post 1469383211 11-03-2016, 10:08 AM
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LOL fkn *******s who brag on the internet about a their girlfriend sucking their cawk.

pathetic and cringe as fuk.
post 1469383631 11-03-2016, 10:11 AM
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incels everywhere, I gain more confidence day by day reading threads and knowing that males like this our my competition lmao
post 1469384011 11-03-2016, 10:14 AM
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I remember this guy getting **** cause he calls his gf "Princess". And I honestly swear we found out he was frauding bout his GF. Measly reps to whoever necros old thread.
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post 1469384721 11-03-2016, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Don't think she goes for men her exact height
Why Would you call out proud manlets height? You do realize that when you, your gf and Jamal start human centipeding each other that "5'5" guy can penetrate all yall starting from Jamals butt and out your mouth op. And lol at you trying to squirm in an attempt to snap his junk in half and break free it ain't gonna happen with that narwhal horn in you. And LOL at your "gf" holding you hostage on all fours waiting if sex may happen the same way proudmanlet will hold your human centipede threesomes Angus and esoh****us hostage.
post 1469384851 11-03-2016, 10:18 AM
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post 1469384951 11-03-2016, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Victorious⏩
Not to sound homo, but post a pic then. You've mentioned your gains and your strength constantly itt, so lets see it. Post a pic up and lettuce check it out.
Don't take physique pics at all but I can after work or post old ones.
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post 1469385021 11-03-2016, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Don't take physique pics at all but I can after work or post old ones.
Do it.
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OP did you ever find out who Jeremy is? srs question
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OP is the brah who is dating his sister. They look just alike. Is gross.
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Originally Posted By Temuz⏩
OP did you ever find out who Jeremy is? srs question
Yea he was a typo
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post 1469385681 11-03-2016, 10:24 AM
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someone has sum splainin to do, OP

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Good for you but why do you have to rub in fa's face
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
someone has sum splainin to do, OP

You forgot her heels
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Didn't read thread, probably been said, in b4 she brings Jeremy.

Congrats on sex being so rare for you that it's used as a gift, I guess.
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
Riveting OP, very original never heard that one out of you, besides the 9 other times you said the exact same lame ass **** ITT
Lmao was gonna point out all the times this guy says cope but you beat me to it.
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Only ex-FA brags about things like this because this is common.


You can be ex-FA but your behavior never goes away like you just indicated.


Now that threesome on the other hand.....congrats if it happens.
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just lol if your gf uses sex as a reward beta cuck
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Originally Posted By MrDeafMuscle⏩
Only ex-FA brags about things like this because this is common.


You can be ex-FA but your behavior never goes away like you just indicated.


Now that threesome on the other hand.....congrats if it happens.
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