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01-19-2017, 12:44 PM
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5'10" but tell tinder sloots I'm 5'11
Favorite music: EDM
Only date latinas
Run track/races
Always studying
Favorite food: Chik-fil-a
Favorite music: EDM
Only date latinas
Run track/races
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Favorite food: Chik-fil-a
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01-19-2017, 03:11 PM
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Will mutantize more miscers when I'm back home. Just a heads up, if you get chosen to be a female mutant and you're a dude, don't get offended cuz they've got some really cool powers too and besides, it's becoming too much of a mutated sausage fest up in herrr
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01-19-2017, 03:17 PM
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Likes Adrenaline rushes
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Likes Adrenaline rushes
01-19-2017, 03:19 PM
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da fuq guess I'm magneto since you haven't done one for me
01-19-2017, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted By GenghisBro⏩
See post #121da fuq guess I'm magneto since you haven't done one for me
Unfortunately brah, Magneto's powers would be way too extreme for you to even handle and control, given your rep power count.
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01-19-2017, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩
"watersports" huehuehueYou look like you get into *ahem* watersports (hehe) so surfing most likely included with that sports list. You areSlipstream. You can teleport via a funnel of trans-spatial energy also called a Warp Wave, to any place on earth. You use superstrings to connect any two locations on Earth. Not only are you able to teleport yourself but you also can take other people through the Warp Wave, but requires increased concentration to maintain the wave when traveling with others. Fuk taking car road trips, mayne!
Oh, and you have a sister. That's right, misc. He has a sister and she's also a mutant for those with a fetish.

Oh, and you have a sister. That's right, misc. He has a sister and she's also a mutant for those with a fetish.

thanks OP. Pretty cool and uncommon power. Will rep when I spread out more rep to other users
01-19-2017, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By dhawkeye1980⏩
Wtf m86 ft
6.5" wang
10.5" shoe
6.5" wang
10.5" shoe
01-19-2017, 06:00 PM
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We'll need to assemble our avi's into teams soon, this is getting long.
MFC
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01-19-2017, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted By RoyalLee⏩
Thanks in advance for the green goods, mayne"watersports" huehuehue
thanks OP. Pretty cool and uncommon power. Will rep when I spread out more rep to other users
thanks OP. Pretty cool and uncommon power. Will rep when I spread out more rep to other usersOriginally Posted By dhawkeye1980⏩
Not at home yet but soon.jpegWtf m8
Originally Posted By lmnopotts⏩
Have something in mind for when the right time comes...We'll need to assemble our avi's into teams soon, this is getting long.
Originally Posted By Tormoz⏩
Patience is a virtue, brah! But will get ya soon enoughStill waiting

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01-19-2017, 07:13 PM
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Quiet demeanor
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when all the other kids are fresh and they got new Nintendo,Wii's,
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01-19-2017, 07:29 PM
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I'm a bit of a hermit
haven't found a creative outlet yet .
reps for life op , very entertaining thread lol
I'm a bit of a hermit
haven't found a creative outlet yet .
reps for life op , very entertaining thread lol
Um....yeah...I dunno man 🐙 6'7 l 110kg/244lbs 🐙
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01-19-2017, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted By lockdev⏩
When I read about the cookies, the cannoli dessert popped in mind. And what rhymes with cannoli? You do cuz you areAnole, at least that's how I'm pronouncing it as, Aye-no-lee, a 5'9 mutant (that's that mutant's listed height). Besides just hovering the manlet status, unfortunately, facial aesthetics didn't favor you as you were maturing. You were developing scaly skin in which the doctors that was just dry skin or psoriasis but then you started turning green and spikes were sprouting from different parts of your body so psoriasis was ruled out. You got called "Horny Toad" a lot but you didn't care cuz they were your parents and you'd love them no matter what they kept calling you (the name calling is still on-going, btw).Chit. IN!
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-80s synth or early 2000s electronic(pendulum style)
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-80s synth or early 2000s electronic(pendulum style)
Alrighty then - on to your abilities, in which you've got some pretty cool powers:
- Prehensile sticky tongue (if the majority of the females can quit being so superficial when it comes to facial aesthetics, you'd slay so much with this special feature of yours)
- Superhuman agility, speed, reflexes/reactions, coordination, balance
- Wall crawling
- Regenerative Transformation,
- Camouflage (you hide out in the girl's locker room quite often during your spare time put your tongue to good use with their sweat soaked panties as they're off showering).

Originally Posted By VeganBrahh⏩
You areInk, a loud-mouthed and rude teenager with a criminal past. a loud-mouthed and rude teenager with a criminal past. You were arrested in a tattoo parlor and when brought to jail, some big guys attempted to rough you up a bit and letting you know that they always love fresh me and you fight back by using your newly acquired ability to make others violently ill with a touch by utilizing a new tattoo of a biohazard symbol on your hand and that saved you from being "taken" someone that night.Mexican food
Adrenaline junkie
Too many tattoos
Adrenaline junkie
Too many tattoos
There's a twist to you and your powers and you'll soon find out. You actually have no powers of your own. Instead, you had access to a mutant tattoo artist, Leon Nunez, with the power of granting superpowers to other beings by tattooing iconic "power symbols" on them, evocative of the power he wants to bestow. The downside to this is that it takes away a little bit of Nunez's will every time he does it. Nunez made you believe that your powers were your own, purposely misleading you into believing that you were a mutant. Since granting you his last tattoo—the omnipotent Phoenix Force symbol around your eye—Leon Nunez has been in a catatonic state. If he were to wake up, it is thought that your power would disappear, leaving you just a normal **** boi. If you were to ever discover the truth, you know what you must do. If you don't know, I'll tell you. You'll have to kill Leon Nunez.

Originally Posted By Dave4585⏩
You areDoctor Nemesis. Not only are you a doctor (Proctologist doctor by choice because you feel fully satisfied giving your patients a "thumbs up" for good health) but you are also an accomplished investigator and am very efficient in hand to hand combat. What most don't know about you is that you like to periodically name your penis after a certain subject that you're currently interested in during that time. Right now, you call your penis "Science". Geez - who would've fukkin thought that huh?5"11
Played college baseball,MMA, works in medical field
Rap
Fav food Chicken
Played college baseball,MMA, works in medical field
Rap
Fav food Chicken
You possess the powers of having a self-described "self-evolved" intellect, making you one smart mothafukker, making you an instinctively-intuitive scientific and technological fukkin genius! You also have enhanced immune system and eyesight so you can see chit from far away that most can't see. Lastly, you've somehow delayed your own aging so combining that with your enhanced immune system, you'll live for a hella long time so in other words, you'll be slaying young sloots when you're like 140 y/o or some chit ( just imagine your balls at that age :/ ).

Originally Posted By vsportsguy⏩
Since you can endure pain without any complaints, you areMarrow. You have the ability to enhance the growth of your skeletal structure. There were some points of your life when you had lost control of your mutation and when that happens, bones would just grow out of various parts of your body, with each new growth being extremely painful.Stoic
Logical
Risk-taker
Logical
Risk-taker
Luckily though, you also possess a healing factor and enhanced immune system, much in the same vein as Wolverine, since every time a bone is ripped out a wound, the would will close itself a short time after but you're still left with bones popping out. You don't let this get to you because that's just not part of your character and instead, you just confidently look in the mirror and say "You are beautiful, no matter what they say cause words won't bring me down. And I'm popping boners all over the place huehuehue". You enjoy taking risks in life because still get a sense of security, due to your other abilities: superhuman strength, stamina, durability and agility.

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01-19-2017, 11:48 PM
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Well, almost finishing up mutantizing the next 5 miscers with Southeastbeast being the 5th when the fukkin internet browser crashed before I can submit it and those were some solid write ups too. That's some bullchit right there!
Will continue tomorrow.
Will continue tomorrow.
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01-20-2017, 01:48 AM
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I like pie's/pastries
Never been in a physical fight
I like pie's/pastries
Never been in a physical fight
Selena Gomez Crew
Mustard on the beat
HTC Crew
Deuces
01-20-2017, 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted By RiceBrah93⏩
Since OP skipped me I'll make myself Blob6'11
350lbs
pork belly
heavy metal
350lbs
pork belly
heavy metal
Fukin *******, youre welcome
01-20-2017, 02:17 AM
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video games
I have sikkening lats / back and toned arms, but skinny fat torso
Batman is my favorite super hero
I listen to all music, but rock is probably my favorite
love water sports - diving/snorkelling/ jetski
Pls deliver op ... dis gonna be good.
5' 8 in height
video games
I have sikkening lats / back and toned arms, but skinny fat torso
Batman is my favorite super hero
I listen to all music, but rock is probably my favorite
love water sports - diving/snorkelling/ jetski
Pls deliver op ... dis gonna be good.
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩
Well, almost finishing up mutantizing the next 5 miscerswith Southeastbeast being the 5th when the fukkin internet browser crashed before I can submit it and those were some solid write ups too. That's some bullchit right there!
Will continue tomorrow.
Will continue tomorrow.

"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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Originally Posted By nogainnogain⏩
No longer shall you be a manlet, cuz at 6'2, you are now a manmore calledXorn. You were born in China as Kuan-Yin Xorn and spent your childhood with an iron skull-like mask around his head (that actually helped with accelerating your balding) while imprisoned to keep the population safe. Why? For starters, your head contained a miniature star. A fukkin star, holy chit!!! The star emitted light so strong that it was capable of incineration. Beyond that, it could be turned into a black hole and was also capable of magnetism like qualities. Also, just to make you an overachiever (how so very Asian of you), You can heal people and survive without air and sustenance.balding
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Your abilities:
- Sun in your head (still mind blown by that)
- Healing powers
- Electricity and magnetism generation and manipulation
- Teleportation via Time-Space Wormholes
- Gravity manipulation
- Telepathy
- Can cause your sun to turn into black hole (mind fukkin chit right here)

Originally Posted By ziggurat⏩
Due for another female mutant so you areHusk. You get all offended and chit when being called a "Shedder" (the ability to shed skin into a different composition, shape, or size beneath) because you identify as a "Metamorph" instead. I'll further explain your powers. You can become any solid that you've studied, including glass, wood, rubber, brick, diamond, granite, and even adamantium (you've already decided to have sex with Logan to obtain that). These forms take on new physical abilities or qualities appropriate to the form, such as increased weight, strength, or invulnerability. You've shown some ability to take on forms with energy powers - including a fiery form that generates heat and flame, and a form with acidic skin.>5'11
>jesus
>dembishes
>jesus
>dembishes
For your own sake, you best shed--I mean, "metamorhasize" into a wheelchair cuz you ain't gonna walk properly after Logan (aka Proudmanlet see post #43) gets done with you.
oooh, dat ass

Originally Posted By Marombeiro97⏩
You don't love your grandparents?! Clearly you're not from this earth so you're obviously an alien. You areG-Typeand still a manmore at 6'2. You're an imperial guard, which is part of a team that consists of super-powered alien warriors, of the Shi'ar Empire.6'2
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Love Anime more than people love their grandparents
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Love Anime more than people love their grandparents
You are composed of living solar plasma, plasma heated by nuclear fusion. Your "skin" burns at the temperature of 6000 degrees Kelvin, the approximate temperature of the Sun (you always get high ratings on that site 'Hot or Not'). This is roughly equivalent to 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit or 5,730 degrees Celsius. You can fire heat blasts from a gem placed on your forehead. You could also project hot plasma from your hands and nozzles mounted on your wrists. You're wearing an armor which prevents your powers going overboard and incinerating people in your proximity. This kind of sucks if you enjoy getting naked while having sex but unless you don't care about that person's well being, then never mind.

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Originally Posted By juggernaut74ia⏩
Ehhh...yea man, I don't think so - that's a negative on that one, pal. From your avi, you lack the mass that I envision for the Juggers and besides, he's already been claimed but you'll still be pleased with this one. You areArmor. You're super strong and powerful which are the physical traits of what you first wanted. The only catch is...and it might be a loose one...is that you now have a vagina --- but a very tough vagina nonetheless. Ok...it's more like an overly enlarged clit so you if you think about it, you can identify either gender depending how bad you're PMsing that day. Whatever makes you happy - I'm not here to judge. Alrighty, moving on:My username is juggernaut
Don't need two more things
Don't need two more things
You can create and generate an enormously strong and impenetrable dark red-colored psionic exoskeleton body armor that grants you superhuman strength, reflexes, stamina, endurance, agility, dexterity, and durability. The body armor is depicted as enveloping you completely and protects you from tremendously strong and powerful attacks and greatly strengthens and amplifies the concussive force behind your unusually offensive and highly destructive blows. In some depictions, your psionic armor grants her enough superhuman strength to lift a Skull ground tank and punch someone through several walls of a building. Fools better think twice before pissing you off.

Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
All those so-called "cucks" that you'll be laughing at will be just a bit too overwhelming so you'll need back up---and who better to have to help you ridicule those "cucks" other than yourself? Well chit, no one else of course so you areMultiple Man. As the name implies, you're able to self duplicate. Just to clarify - that's self DUPLICATE and not deprecate otherwise, that would be very unnarcissistic-like behavior.Yo! I already know which one I am but I'll play along.
1.I'm a very stubborn person and I like to do things my way
2.My looks are something I know I'm good in (srs).... AKA I'm narcissistic af
3.Currently laughing at all the cuckswho weren't creative enough to list 3 things about themselves that were different than the examples you gave of fav food, height, and music. Reading comprehension not even once you *******s
1.I'm a very stubborn person and I like to do things my way
2.My looks are something I know I'm good in (srs).... AKA I'm narcissistic af
3.Currently laughing at all the cuckswho weren't creative enough to list 3 things about themselves that were different than the examples you gave of fav food, height, and music. Reading comprehension not even once you *******s
You're able to create perfect copies of yourself, which you call "dupes" or "bruhs" and all items on your person (clothing, weaponry, inserted butt plugs etc.) through impact when you absorb kinetic energy (although this sometimes has happened at will) through an unknown process. Most of the time, this is caused by you snapping your fingers, stomping your foot, being struck, or collisions. Each of the duplicates has exactly the same power as you yourself, and has independent thought. The "prime" or "original" you can absorb a dupe back into yourself at will, which also makes you absorb the memories, knowledge, and skills of the duplicate.
Damn, brah - imagine yourself doing a 50 man gang bang on some young glowing sloot; her seeing all those same handsome faces will probably be the death of her, due to her getting so fukkin dripping wet "down there" which will cause her to be completely dehydrated. And when/if that happens, I know that of few of yous will still go in and finish having your fun.

Originally Posted By Pterodactyl314⏩
Was gonna select another female mutant but this one is definitely a no brainer. You are none other than the one and only,Sauron. Choosing any other mutant would just be a crime. Here's a little back story of you: When you were younger and looked like a human, you were bitten by a mutant pterodactyl and got injured. During your recovery, you discovered that you could now drain the life-force of other organisms. You found yourself repeatedly tempted to use your new power, feeling that you needed to drain life energy from other humans or animals to survive. This power pretty much made you a crackless crackhead, in a sense.5'6
Beard
Dinosaur mating call
I like lifting, hunting
I enjoy long walks on thebeachand making America great again
Beard
Dinosaur mating call
I like lifting, hunting
I enjoy long walks on thebeachand making America great again
You finally became your final form when you had fought Havok and during the fight, you absorbed his powers which triggered and transformed you into a vampiric, pterodactyl-like monster with human intelligence and superhuman hypnotic powers. Since you can fly, you often like to vacation at Savage Land cuz of the nice beaches there but you don't do much walking along the coastline any more since your gait is a bit wobbly, due to your wings and huge head.
Here's a full list of your abilities/powers:
- Superhuman strength, speed, stamina, durability and intelligence
- Flight
- Hypnotic eyes
- Razor-sharp claws
- Fire-breath
- Ability to absorb life forces and mutant powers, and sense mutants
Lookin' also like a manlet here too and this is your style of picking up sloots when out and about:

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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩
All those so-called "cucks" that you'll be laughing at will be just a bit too overwhelming so you'll need back up---and who better to have to help you ridicule those "cucks" other than yourself? Well chit, no one else of course so you areMultiple Man. As the name implies, you're able to self duplicate. Just to clarify - that's self DUPLICATE and not deprecate otherwise, that would be very unnarcissistic-like behavior.
You're able to create perfect copies of yourself, which you call "dupes" or "bruhs" and all items on your person (clothing, weaponry, inserted butt plugs etc.) through impact when you absorb kinetic energy (although this sometimes has happened at will) through an unknown process. Most of the time, this is caused by you snapping your fingers, stomping your foot, being struck, or collisions. Each of the duplicates has exactly the same power as you yourself, and has independent thought. The "prime" or "original" you can absorb a dupe back into yourself at will, which also makes you absorb the memories, knowledge, and skills of the duplicate.
Damn, brah - imagine yourself doing a 50 man gang bang on some young glowing sloot; her seeing all those same handsome faces will probably be the death of her, due to her getting so fukkin dripping wet "down there" which will cause her to be completely dehydrated. And when/if that happens, I know that of few of yous will still go in and finish having your fun.

You're able to create perfect copies of yourself, which you call "dupes" or "bruhs" and all items on your person (clothing, weaponry, inserted butt plugs etc.) through impact when you absorb kinetic energy (although this sometimes has happened at will) through an unknown process. Most of the time, this is caused by you snapping your fingers, stomping your foot, being struck, or collisions. Each of the duplicates has exactly the same power as you yourself, and has independent thought. The "prime" or "original" you can absorb a dupe back into yourself at will, which also makes you absorb the memories, knowledge, and skills of the duplicate.
Damn, brah - imagine yourself doing a 50 man gang bang on some young glowing sloot; her seeing all those same handsome faces will probably be the death of her, due to her getting so fukkin dripping wet "down there" which will cause her to be completely dehydrated. And when/if that happens, I know that of few of yous will still go in and finish having your fun.


"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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01-20-2017, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Mumra⏩
"Was" an X-men fan? Well, let's get you back to being a fan again with this fan favorite: You areAzazel, who happens to be Mystique's baby daddy to Nightcrawler but we won't get too deep into that family chit since that's some dysfunctional Maury Povich/Jerry Springer chit. Not even sure if you even realize that you even know that he's your son since you're a bit of a playboy and enjoy mating with women who have unusual characteristics, at least with looks and abilities that other women did not have. You refuse to wear condoms because it immediately makes you penis go limp and you're too macho to have the mutant sloots witness that and besides, you have a reputation of being a phenomenal lover to uphold.fav food: Carbs.
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music: depends on mood. mostly 80s stuff but in the gym Tek 9, Texas Hippie Coalition and Body Head Bangers etc.
pretty sure if I had pwoersI'd be a bad guy. well maybe not bad but at least the reluctant anti-hero type.
would defenantly side with the anti-mutant registration crowd.
I was a HUGE X-Men fan growing up so this is fun for me.
5'11"
music: depends on mood. mostly 80s stuff but in the gym Tek 9, Texas Hippie Coalition and Body Head Bangers etc.
pretty sure if I had pwoersI'd be a bad guy. well maybe not bad but at least the reluctant anti-hero type.
would defenantly side with the anti-mutant registration crowd.
I was a HUGE X-Men fan growing up so this is fun for me.
Your abilities/powers are teleportation, energy blasts, shapeshifting, superhuman agility, night vision (works against you when banging butterfaces with hot bods in the dark), healing factor, immortality (#playboy4eva), telepathy & hypnosis. You're also a master swordsman & a master of dark arts.

Originally Posted By GenghisBro⏩
You like being bad, don't you? Ok bad boy, I'll tell you what - I'll make you bad then. In fact, I'll make you very bad and since your user name has an Asian name, you areOgun, a ninja and martial arts master who acted as Wolverine's mentor. Just so you know, Wolverine may have or may not have killed you in the future cuz of your evil ways.height 5'9
favorite food is donair
favorite music genre is heavy metal and it's sub genres
Hobbies:Being the bad guy
favorite food is donair
favorite music genre is heavy metal and it's sub genres
Hobbies:Being the bad guy
Very little is known of your past or the exact nature of your abilities but from a few legit sources, these are your known abilities/powers: Telepathic ability to switch bodies and control minds which is derived from either a mutation or mystical powers, superhuman agility and reflexes. You also age very slowly so if you're a true FA with those looks of yours, that's just a slow torture to a very lonely life.

Originally Posted By Logan3265⏩
Since you no longer trust the female human population and are able to suppress your appetite, which is a very reptilian-like behavior when there's no food available, you are no longer a human. You areLockheed, an alien dragon that is also a long time companion of Shadow Cat (Kitty Pryde). You got friend-zoned big time when you didn't take advantage of that one night when she was drunk and she wanted to suck your "lil dragon" (totally out of character for her) because of your distrust in women. Such a tragic missed opportunity...your loss, boyo - she's hot.Lived on military bases for 20 years.
Moved every 3 years.
Went from being so "in love" with every girl I dated, to realizing you can't really trust em and struggling to even have feelings for a girl.
I do intermittent fasting, and sometimes I go a few days just to push myself and be in control.I haven't eaten in 40 hours.
Moved every 3 years.
Went from being so "in love" with every girl I dated, to realizing you can't really trust em and struggling to even have feelings for a girl.
I do intermittent fasting, and sometimes I go a few days just to push myself and be in control.I haven't eaten in 40 hours.
You can fly, breathe fire and am immune to telepathic probing by telepaths such as that nosy Professor X. You're also empathetic and able to understand human speech. You're able to speak English as well, but rarely does so cuz you're awkward as fuk ever since you got mutantized into a dragon but you know what's even more awkward? In your dating profiles, you list your body type as "Dragon" so when someone actually sees you in person (or is it dragon?) they immediately have to leave, due to their "Aunt's cousin's sister's baby's nephew is in the hospital" cuz you're actually only the size of a house cat, srs. It's the exact same excuse every single time, oddly enough.
Shadowcat tells everyone that she's your Drag **** Hag lol.

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01-20-2017, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩
**** yeah, measley reps OPYou areDoctor Nemesis. Not only are you a doctor (Proctologist doctor by choice because you feel fully satisfied giving your patients a "thumbs up" for good health) but you are also an accomplished investigator and am very efficient in hand to hand combat. What most don't know about you is that you like to periodically name your penis after a certain subject that you're currently interested in during that time. Right now, you call your penis "Science". Geez - who would've fukkin thought that huh?
You possess the powers of having a self-described "self-evolved" intellect, making you one smart mothafukker, making you an instinctively-intuitive scientific and technological fukkin genius! You also have enhanced immune system and eyesight so you can see chit from far away that most can't see. Lastly, you've somehow delayed your own aging so combining that with your enhanced immune system, you'll live for a hella long time so in other words, you'll be slaying young sloots when you're like 140 y/o or some chit ( just imagine your balls at that age :/ ).

You possess the powers of having a self-described "self-evolved" intellect, making you one smart mothafukker, making you an instinctively-intuitive scientific and technological fukkin genius! You also have enhanced immune system and eyesight so you can see chit from far away that most can't see. Lastly, you've somehow delayed your own aging so combining that with your enhanced immune system, you'll live for a hella long time so in other words, you'll be slaying young sloots when you're like 140 y/o or some chit ( just imagine your balls at that age :/ ).

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01-20-2017, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩
5'11"ATTENTION: There's a video at the bottom of this very 1st post - click to play before you read the rest of the info below. You are highly encouraged to do so. Thanks.
List 3 things about yourself (fave food, height, music, etc...anything - I don't give a fuk, just choose any 3 of whatever info you want to share, I just need some info to work with) and based on that and from what I've seen you post in threads, I'll determine which character from X-Men you are.
Once character has been chosen for that miscer, there will be no repeats of the same mutants...unless, it's from a different timeline such as their younger self, being experimented on so they had gotten an enhancement/upgrade from their original super power or there's an "evil" or "alternate" twin.
And yup, there are enough mutants for everyone.
GO!

List 3 things about yourself (fave food, height, music, etc...anything - I don't give a fuk, just choose any 3 of whatever info you want to share, I just need some info to work with) and based on that and from what I've seen you post in threads, I'll determine which character from X-Men you are.
Once character has been chosen for that miscer, there will be no repeats of the same mutants...unless, it's from a different timeline such as their younger self, being experimented on so they had gotten an enhancement/upgrade from their original super power or there's an "evil" or "alternate" twin.
And yup, there are enough mutants for everyone.
GO!

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01-20-2017, 08:19 PM
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Thank you OP!
Apples
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Classic Rock
German Beer/Whiskey
Apples
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German Beer/Whiskey
01-20-2017, 10:30 PM
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Will do more once home....
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Get mutantized, X-Men style! https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=173322281
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01-21-2017, 01:44 AM
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Last one of the night...
Here's just one example: the most powerful manifestation of your laser abilities are a concentrated stream of solid photons that you usually fire from your index finger but can emit from your entire body. The beam is extremely powerful and as a consequence uses a great deal of your energy reserves. You've also demonstrated the ability to stretch the electromagnetic spectrum to produce devastating microwave energy. See? You're powers aren't all bells, lights & whistles now, is it?
On your Tinder profile, you listed these as your hobbies in hopes of getting more matches:
Highly skilled athlete
Trained singer, actress and dancer
Highly accomplished roller-skater

Originally Posted By 300BLK⏩
Hmmm...no avi so I'm just gonna assume that you're a girl cuz it's time for another female anyhow. With the same exact height, you areDazzler, aka Alison Blaire (very typical white valley girl name). You have the ability to convert sound into light beams of various forms and intensity and while it doesn't sound all too exciting, it can actually be quite powerful when used effectively.Hamburgers
5'8"
Anything that sounds good, don't bias
5'8"
Anything that sounds good, don't bias
Here's just one example: the most powerful manifestation of your laser abilities are a concentrated stream of solid photons that you usually fire from your index finger but can emit from your entire body. The beam is extremely powerful and as a consequence uses a great deal of your energy reserves. You've also demonstrated the ability to stretch the electromagnetic spectrum to produce devastating microwave energy. See? You're powers aren't all bells, lights & whistles now, is it?
On your Tinder profile, you listed these as your hobbies in hopes of getting more matches:
Highly skilled athlete
Trained singer, actress and dancer
Highly accomplished roller-skater

Founder and Leader of BBBC (Bubble Butt Brahs Crew) [as a brah, got a bubble butt & I can't deny it] - now recruiting
Get mutantized, X-Men style! https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=173322281
True GOAT ass thread, no joke https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=171578013
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Steak/ribs
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Eclectic musical tastes; listen to predominantly classical/jazz over the last several months though
5'4"
Eclectic musical tastes; listen to predominantly classical/jazz over the last several months though
please make a signature --TellitAgain
I am only 4'9". Can you reach that for me?
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